Nicolette Vaughn

I'll Start.. One thing I never thought I would EVER hear myself saying.. "As long as you live under My roof, you'll live by MY rules." Damn teenagers. I think I see a grey hair coming on. Sigh...

Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers This song was playing when I made out with my very first love when I was 15. I haven't heard it in years. It always brings me back to him and my innocent days.lol.

Yes, I do that too! My tabby cat would come home every morning after gang fights with other cats and he'd have these scabs in his fur and on his face until I got his balls chopped off. I'd spend a half hour getting them out and then going OCD washing and scrubbing my fingernails/hands afterwards. My younger sister is a scab picker too so perhaps it's all in the family. I see it as a nervous reaction like when someone bites their nails.

Looking at how much I pay in property taxes.... blahhhhhhhh...

Yes, this was rude of her and she probably should have not responded at all. If I don't want to talk to someone or they are annoying me then I don't say anything back. Or I tell people to call or text me directly. It's better than being rude. Private messages or even chat rooms should not be considered a sure fire way to get a guy to book an appt esp when he just wants to talk or looking for info.

Silly me.. I'm smiling for no reason again.. I sent a regular client of mine I hadn't seen in a while a telepathic message to call me 2 days ago and he called me today!

I've caught one of my sisters watching that show "Secret Diary of a Callgirl" and she likes it! But she does not approve of prostitution and would never do it so what the media portrays is all part of the allure. I'm sure secretly she would like to know what it's like to be a hooker yet society's acceptable moral codes stops her from doing this. People are intrigued by what society forbids but it is all part of their dirty little secrets and the hypocrisy involved. I.E. Any tele-evangelist involved with a male or female prostitute.

Proving someone otherwise and having the last laugh when they underestimate you.

Are we talking about dirty secrets as in something someone else would find gross/disgusting or just something you don't want anyone else finding out? Okay, if it's gross, if I have a scratch or scab, I am notorious for picking at it. And I had a thing for popping zits when I used to get acne. I still do it when I get the ocassional zit. And I never wear underwear! Real Dirty secrets? I'm peading the fifth! I'll never tell!

Simply put, you cannot blame a website for your actions. Your actions are what brought you here. Peace out.

Happy Birthday Emily! Hope you enjoy your day! xo

Malika, I like you with natural hair color. You look great!

I found two $50 bills in my glove compartment this morning!!! That was a nice surprise. :) I swear... Sometimes I put money away and forget about it. Last year, I found a couple of hundred dollars in a drawer!

Samantha, I'm sorry this has happened to you. Like others said, hopefully it was just a client who didn't think things through and they will come forward. If it it the stalker you mentioned, I'm sure the police will be able to track him in sending these flowers. And I don't this is an over reaction on your part. Stalkers do not give up and in this business you constantly have to be vigilent about this as stalkers come in all different types of personalities. And speaking of surprises, I think this should be mentioned as well... SPs do not like to be surprised especially on their own turf. Do not show up unannounced! I had someone try and come and see me unannounced one time and I had never met him. It turns out he had been there to see another SP previously. I wasn't even there and I don't see clients where I live. My gf ( it was her place) was taken aback and told him wrong address. If it were me and I had answered the door, I would have threatened to call the police if he didn't leave. I personally offer you discretion and respect and if you can't offer me the same, then there are going to be problems. If you want to do something thoughtful as wanting to bring by a gift, call first. Most hobbyists will not go near an SP's place unless they have an appt but there are some odd people out there. I've seen a few in my time and they look like any other guy but right away you can tell that they have some weird tendancies. Some of them creeped me right out over the years. Anyone who stalks women think they are above the law and when it comes to SPs, most of their stalkers seem to think, she will be afraid to call the police. Not true at all. So think again... Samantha, I am really hoping for your sake it wasn't the person you had problems with but part of me seems to think it is. I think any other client who respects you and your privacy would have given you a heads up and asked for permission to stop by. Please stay safe!

I have always liked Whitney Houston and her music. I choose to remember her for beauty, success and above all her amazing talent. Not for her downfall. She should be allowed to rest in peace and not let her memory be undermined by the comments from others regarding her fall from grace. She will always been seen as a one of those legendary artisits in the music industry. R.I.P. Whitney.

How did the pool party go?

Yeah.. I have big plans on Valentine's Day.. buy a big heart shaped box of chocolates and eat them! Okay, I'm not going to do that but I do have plans that include whipped cream and chocolate sauce tho!

Lulu Lemon is overrated. I've got other pairs of yoga pants that are similar. And frankly, I don't wear them to be sexy ( unless requested), my ass is round enough you could serve tea on it. I wear them to be comfortable. And I wear a size 10.

I feel like I can take on the world today!

I don`t know about making your butt look better. Sexier, yes, but any yoga pant will do that. And I have a big round ass! There are definitely other guys out there who have the lulu lemon fetish. I was asked to wear the yoga pants a few weeks ago and the guy was in heaven. I bought a pair a few years ago but not impressed on paying almost $100 for them. I think it`s all hype and branding. And one school in Ottawa has banned their female students from wearing them.

I literally haven`t eaten for 4 days ( was sick) so I could go for just about anything right now but will probably just eat a melba toast and water. :(

Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik This was my first alternative album and gave way to me liking other alternative bands like Nirvana and Pearl Jam as I grew up in that whole Seattle Grunge era. I distinctly remember learning how to drive and had this playing in my dad`s car with my older female cousin and forgot to take the cassette out. The next time I got in the vehicle with my dad, he turned on the car and heard a song with one of the most explicit lyrics on the entire album! He started driving and threw the cassette out the window! LOL! And a damn fine album it was! Haha! No.Title Length1."The Power of Equality" 4:032."If You Have to Ask" 3:373."Breaking the Girl" 4:554."Funky Monks" 5:235."Suck My Kiss" 3:376."I Could Have Lied" 4:047."Mellowship Slinky in B Major" 4:008."The Righteous & The Wicked" 4:089."Give It Away" 4:4310."Blood Sugar Sex Magik" 4:3111."Under the Bridge" 4:2412."Naked in the Rain" 4:2613."Apache Rose Peacock" 4:4214."The Greeting Song" 3:1315."My Lovely Man" 4:3916."Sir Psycho Sexy" 8:1717."They're Red Hot" (originally performed by Robert Johnson)1:12

I wish there was some word or code for a return bitch slap over the phone.lol. Oh yes, eff off. lol. Fortunately I've never had to say it.. well not yet anyways. ;)

I'm dying for a cold glass of coke but I gave it up. Just one of my guilty pleasure for anything sugar.. I'm making good on a promise to myself even though I don't freakin' like it at all!! And that was my vice as I was never one for alcohol or cigs. Excuse me, I need to go chew on a shoe, ummm, I meant a rice cake. :(

I think I'm finshed being sick and feeling like shit! Yay!