Nicolette Vaughn

Congrats Luvvy! I always enjoy your contributions to cerb. Keep them coming!! Kisses, Nicki

Happy Birthday Samantha Ottawa!! Hope you have a good one!xoxo

Gentlemen, Only 4 spots are left for the males and then this party will be filled to the maximum capacity allowed by the venue we are hosting it at. If you wish to make a payment for a ticket ($30) by email money transfer, please send it to http://[email protected] Please PM me first to let me know you will be sending a money transfer. Thanks and hope to see you at this Cerb fall social! Regards, Nicki

Well, I don't think I will have to elaborate on how I will be spending my time this afternoon. "Mr. Pink" and I have a date after a stressful week. Complete ecstasy!!

No one uses the name I have now. It seems as though everyone is using my old escorting name ( A lexa) nowadays. Back then no one used it because I owned it!! Bawaaahahahaaaa!! **Naughty Nicki is evil this morning after hardly having any sleep**

You go to McDonalds drive thru to get a coffee ( was told it had the highest amount of caffeine) after a shitty night's sleep and having to go to your regular job, it is jam packed. You go to one speaker...waiting... 1 minute..nothing...waiting... 4 minutes.. nothing... you start muttering under your breath.. "WTF?" Then you finally start yelling "Hello, hello" into the speaker. You can't leave because you asre surrounded by a sea of cars. You finally say screw this and leave the drive thru by a small opening. Feeling irrate and only going on 4 hours sleep and incognito with sunglasses, you are ready to rip someone's head off. You go inside and while it is busy, you don't care and demand to speak to a manager. Havng been in that position what felt like centuries ago, you are now on the giving end and in some sick twisted way, it feels so damn good to want to rag someone out when customers did it to you on so many ocassions. Still feeling irrate, you tell them that if they are going to have 2 speakers in a drive thru and that they are one of the busiest locations in Canada, then they should damn well start using them instead of letting 4 cars pass ahead of you on one speaker. Apologizing profusely, they offer you a free meal card. You tell them fuggedaboutit and walk out the door vowing to never return. Should have went with my instincts and went to Tim Hortons. And the ironic part is.. I don't even drink hot coffee!!! I'm still slapping my face to try and wake up!

Ha! I never ended up watching the entire movie. I was out like a light within 10 minutes! LOL. Seinfeld...meh... was never a fan of that show but I do recall the episode you referred to above. Poor Elaine!

Just watch that movie "The English Patient" and you'll sleep like a baby.

Hey, that looks like my cat when he was a kitten!!!

I had already been experienced in this business but never knew I had this talent until I used a sex toy and never had a full body orgasm. I could always cum or gush but never experienced that feeling all over where your eyes are about to roll in the back of your head and never squirted. I was in my mid 20's and had an exclusive arrangement with a client at the time who had just came back from a business trip and brought me a gift. It was a 10 inch dildo who we affectionately named "Mr Pink". This person and I had great chemistry so it was only natural for us to try something new. I ended up laying on the bed and giving him a bj with my head leaning over the bed. He pulled out the dildo and started to use it on me. Things only got hotter from there and while it was strange to use a toy because of the material it was made with, I was extremely turned on. There I was with his cock in my mouth and he started using this dildo on me. I started to get wetter and wetter and all of a sudden I could feel a strange sensation go from my toes to my head still with his cock pressed deep in my throat. I didn't know what hit me and then I started squirting everywhere to the point where I hit myself and my friend. I jumped up alarmed by what was happening and then there was a huge gush. He said in a soft voice "You just had an orgasm and squirted everywhere." I said, "Ï'd like to try that again sometime." From that day forward, an Ottawa squirter was born.

Yes, me too! This was my first experience with porn. I was about 15. It was on the same time as Saturday Night Live and I would flip the channels if I heard someone in the house. I found it to be erotic enough to get me aroused ( with weird story lines) but didn't find it disgusting like if I were to witness hard core porn which I never did. Internet was only in its infancy and there were no porn movies in the house. If there were, they were well hidden from prying eyes.lol. I would have to say my earliest experience was at the age of 12. I was in my friend's swimming pool and she had her male cousin over who was the same age. He was cute and I knew that he thought I was cute too. We were in the pool playing volleyball that day. I went to catch the beach ball and he accidentally bumped into me from behind as he was trying to catch it as well. I could feel he had an erection against me and I was instantly aroused. By this time I had just started "maturing" so horomones definitely played a role there. I've had other experiences a few years later but I was a late bloomer and didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. I didn't consider myself innocent though. I knew how to arouse my boyfriends without having intercourse and was the ultimate cock tease when it came to flirting and seducing the boys. A Quebec cottage, a bunkbed, a lake and a rock played an integral role in me seducing one particular boyfriend. Although I regret not going all the way with him but 15 was too young and I knew it was not the appropriate time. I considered him my first serious boyfriend and had strong feelings for him. Ahhh, good memories.

Yes, I used to take melatonin as well when I worked weird hours when I was younger. Just be careful because it is easy to become dependant on it but it is not as bad as Nytol. I used to take those and would sometimes literally have to slap myself in the face to wake up because I felt so buzzed after taking them. Getting through the day after taking sleeping pills was a nightmare. Not a good feeling!

Ohh, can I be the spokesperson for this secret? Perhaps Jabba and I should co-host a workshop for SPs. lol. I can do it up to 10 times in a half hour session but it also depends on how it is done, the mood I'm in. Even better with toys. I once hit myself in the face doing this! I've been doing it for so long that I'm like a faucet. I can turn it on and off. Many ladies I know what me to show them how to do it. Have towels, will travel.

Happy Birthday luvvy! Wishing you a wonderful birthday! Have a great day my fellow Virgo! xoxo

I voted too. I hope they win! I also sent the link to for the canada balloon website address and profile to friends/family so they can vote for them as well. :) The teenagers are going to send it to all their friends. Hope this helps! xoxo

Thanks for your contribution Malika! Congrats on 1500 posts!

It was really nice meeting you at the last social mrrnice! I hope we cross paths again! xoxo

Here's to the next 500! Congrats Erin!

Conrats Mia!!

Congrats Lee Richards! Always a pleasure!!

I'm going to call it like it is here because I'm tired of pussyfooting around on this issue. I will say it diplomatically because I don't wish to start a war here so I will tread lightly. Emily is just a puppet in all of this and she has been nominated not because she is a valued member ( she is new here so let's be honest) but for other reasons that people want to use to their advantage. Someone else is pulling the strings. She has been put in the middle of something that now has her afraid to post. I'm sure she is a good MA and knows how to handle her business. The fact of the matter is she does not have many posts and has not contributed the way other ladies have. And let's not argue about PMs or advertising being considered a contribution. It's not! It is about taking time from your own schedule to post your own feelings and opinions that are publically posted that makes the board what it is. If she sticks around, I'm sure in time she will be considered a true contributing member. I have nothing against her and again, this isn't about her. This is about a shift in the board and I truly believe this poll has been purposely thrown to screw up poll results. Why? This is all about egos and it has become a male v.s. female dynamic here. I feel many want us to be seen but not heard. I have seen it happen on other boards as well. It's all become about screwing up a good thing.. Cerb was not like this a year ago. Many people don't want to see Cerb succeed due to their egos and their need to want to control everything. This isn't a man's world anymore and the ladies are here to stay. There you go.... finally someone said it!

If I could take my name out of the list of nominees I would. It is completely useless and I no longer want anything to do with it. It is sad to see that many ladies contributions have been overlooked by what seems to be a popularity contest. Congrats to those who have abused this poll. I agree that it should be shut down and next time there should be certain criteria or qualifications in place for those to be nominated. I no longer wish to appear on these lists again. I will make one last contribution to Cerb at the end of this month.

Most Cerb members on the guest list who have expressed interest in coming have paid. I still have a few guys that are unaccounted for so if you still wish to come, please PM me very soon. We still have a few spots left. I would like to wrap things up soon. On another note, a few members mentioned that they would like to contribute a door prize. If you still wish to do so, please PM Angelaofottawa. Thanks for your consideration and I hope to see you on Sept 29th. Nicki

They don't call me multifaceted for nothing.lol. Sometimes they do call me the faucet though. Hahaha!!

All this discussion of a special touch just wants to make me put a chocolate mint on the pillows at my incall. lol.