Nicolette Vaughn

Any insect this time of year is annoying especially fruit flies though I haven't seen any around. They do like moist things like dish rags laying around. And also look in your cupboards for rotting potatoes or onions. They will breed there as well. Also when you bring home bananas, wash them because fruit flies tend to hatch their eggs on them. Wash them with soap and water. The one thing I'm battling right now are moths getting inside the house. I did have my orange fat cat chase around a moth until he killed it and ate it.lol.

Who did they think 'johns' resembled? The boogeyman? A predator lurking in the night? If they are just figuring this out now that a customer of a prostitute can be anyone of all races and socioeconomic backgrounds then society is really behind, ignorant and most of all blind! I suddenly feel like I'm in the dark ages.

You think about a favorite client one day that you haven't seen in a long long time and then they call you out of the blue. I always send my clients telepathic messages.lol. It's been happening a lot lately!

Long and short dresses with thin material and lots of cleavage is what I'm wearing these days! It's too bloody hot!

Yes and at times it can get really cool inside which is perfect for days like this. I also offer shower facilities for clients.

My sentiments exactly! I'm just feel like going and turning on the sprinkler wearing a white t-shirt. Then no one can complain about the heat!! ;)

Your teenager borrows your car and goes out with friends at the drive-thru the night before. You open your car door in the morning and there is a bad odour coming from inside the car and it's 40C outside. You realize your so called responsible teenager has left their bag with food still in it from the restaurant in your car!!!! $%@##@!!!!!

I always used to get a little box of 4 Lady Godiva chocolates which was just right until I ended up with 7 or 8 boxes in my hotel room over the course of one week. Sadly to say, no more chocolates for me. :( It's my weakness. Out of sight, out of mind. Although, I do enjoy receiving scented body wash since I am always running out. It's perfect for when I take a nice hot shower, lather it all over my chest... well, you get the picture.

That's messed up.lol. But good to hear that this was a happy reunion.

Congrats Slurp

You know you are old when you remember MS DOS. For some reason on the rare ocassions that I drink, I start talking about ancient computer programs until one time my sister told me to STFU.lol. I remember MS DOS!

Great to hear! Many people are afraid of failure when something goes wrong or isn't perfect and lose sight of the goal. It is nice to know that you have persevered which is a great quality to have.

You know you're old when you or your parents drove one of these... And had one of these in this dreaded color in your house...

No, this is just a case of the little head making the decisions before the big head. Opps... sorry there's that pesky inner voice coming out again. ;)

You have an original Nintendo system from 1985 and it still works! Your kid is about to get their driver's license when it just felt like you got your own. You remember when people were allowed to smoke on a plane and in offices. When television sets were black and white or those that didn't have remote controls. You remember the original Darren on Bewitched. You know all the theme songs to all 60's and 70's sitcoms. You remember when Bob Barker from the Price is Right had brown hair instead of grey.

I don't post my actual age due to privacy reasons but I am in my early 30's and am often told I look a few years younger ( i.e. late 20's). Men have their preferences about who they will want to see and I don't think you can pin down what will make an SP older or younger to any guy. A lot of people think SPs have a certain shelf life kind of like professional atlhetes but this is not true. I've seen many older SPs with the looks, body and attitude that would put a 20 year old to shame. Many mature SPs have the right attitude and certain skills than a 20 year old and this is appealing to many men while others just want a "young body" to screw and that is it. Once this 20 year old turns a few years older, the client is no longer interested because they are no longer the new girl, have probably become more accustomed to the business and perhaps not as naive. I've seen guys like this and they are still looking for that new 18 year old years later. I'm not faulting them for this but my point is there is no hard or fast rule where an SP can be viewed as no longer youthful because not everyone is looking for this type of attribute in an SP. I've been told by clients on the phone that I am too young while they are on their quest for a 50 year old woman. Age or youthfulness is no longer "the be all end all" in this industry.

I never expect anything but it's always nice. This thread reminds me of when I was cleaning out a bathroom drawer yesterday and found a bodyspray that a client had given me a few years ago in Toronto. It wasn't anything expensive ( was from Bath & Bodyworks) but I always kept it for some reason. Perhaps because we shared some good times together. It wasn't until i realized the pump in the bottle was broken that I couldn't use it anymore and not much spray left so I threw it away. I like when clients give me things like this. It's a nice gesture.

It should be emphasized that cerb is a recommendation board NOT a review board. Everyone has known that since day one when they registered. There are many other sites that will offer what you are looking for if you can't find it here. To write something negative would go against the whole purpose of a recommendation board so why fight it? It's the premise of this site. Reviews as oppposed to recommendations implies something entirely different. I would also like to add that just because the recos here are positive does not necessarily mean that all the reviews on other sites speak the entire truth. There are definitely shills happening elsewhere along with bashing SPs and people almost take it as gospel. Not always. It's almost as if there is a SP v.s. hobbyist mentality beginning to transpire and that's not something I want to be a part of which is why I'm a member here. And for the record, I'm not a big fan of recos or reviews. I really couldn't care less. I'm assuming it was never the Mod's intention to start another review board since there are others available and wanted something different that would appeal to others. For those who think it's too rosy because they can't write anything negative ( yet you're still here) then you know where the door is. Sorry had to say it.

Although convenient, what a mood killer that would be.lol. I've had clients send me email money transfers but to actually get a debit machine like Fortunateone said would mean registering for a business license and everything else that comes with it. It's not a necessity in our business when there are cash machines everywhere and this is one business where you would not want to leave a papertrail.

Congrats on 2000 posts Secret Admirer and your contribution to Cerb!! Keep posting! :)

I love it when you're in your thirties and you still get carded at the LCBO. That made my day!

I think if you're an attractive woman, you take care of yourself and wear sexy clothes, men will automatically have sex on the brain and come to the conclusion that either you're a stripper or sex worker. Are you doing or saying anything for people to have these beliefs? Remember, you always attract what you are feeling. So if you're feeling this way there is a good chance that people will pick up on this.

Congrats! Thanks for your contributions.

I like Master's avatar.... very different.

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