Nicolette Vaughn

Nelly Furtado- All Good Things Comes to an End

Sometimes I wonder what happened to regular clients that I've had good times with in the past who have been nothing but nice, respectful and fun to be with never causing me any problems. Others see you 3-5 times and disappear. I compare it to the life cycle... Here today, gone tomorrow. It's all part of being in this busness. Many men use our services to fulfill a need or a void in their life and once that has been filled, they move on. Can you blame them? I don't let myself get attached to clients but there are a small handful I wonder about.

6 months tops.

My dream job when I was young was to be an entrepreneur who would create one of those gadgets you'd see on infomercials that would be easy to create and useful in everyday life. Something like those gloves that are used to peel potatoes. I used to watch them all the time. lol. Even at a young age, I had always been aware that I was meant to work for myself.

Oh I forgot to mention that the ladies admission is free. Tickets for the gents are $30. Like the last time, there will be some very good doors prizes for ladies and gents.

1999 Ford Explorer deathtrap - Another piece of junk where I was injured in a rollover due to a tire blowout involving those awful Firestone tires. I could have easily been killed. Oh here's another worst car I forgot about and maybe for good reason. A 2000 Ford Focus or should I say Ford "Fuckus". OMG, a total piece of crap. I thought I was doing myself a favor by having an okay used car that was good on gas to drive around in the city while having an SUV for when I was commuting between Ottawa and Toronto, camping and long trips. Mistake times 10!!!! I had a flatbed come and take it away one day when the engine died. Straight to the junkyard. I will never buy a Ford ever again. Over the years, I've changed cars like I change my underwear. lol.

Yes, it is a private invitation for registered for Cerb members only. No outsiders allowed. No one outside of Cerb will have access to this party and no one can just walk in as someone will be there to check invited guests in and make sure they are on the list. It's very discrete and private. Everyone will be required to pay for their ticket beforehand in person through Angela or by email transfer. No one will know the location until they have paid for a ticket.

I sent you a PM. Our last social was very discrete and this one will be as well. We do not allow non cerb members to attend and we choose different venues where other bar patrons are not allowed access to our parties. Last time we also had our own waitstaff and private washrooms. Solicitation by the ladies is prohibited and carefully monitered. We do not allow this! If someone catches your fancy, we ask that you make arrangements with them discretely and professionally. If you are from out of town, the chances of you running into someone you know are next to none. It has happened to me on one ocassion and nothing was said. I pretended I did not know them as it does not surprise me that many guys hobby in this day and age. Discretion is paramount in these cases and would never out someone. For those who do reside in Ottawa and are worried about this, the average attendance for these types of events are between 40-50 people half of them being females and the other males. The chances of knowing someone are rare and really what is going to happen? They know your secret and you know theirs. I respect the decision of those not wanting to attend but it is closed to the public so this won't be an issue at all for those who were concerned about this. No silly nametags will be used either. This way it is more discrete and also an icebreaker by getting to socialize with other Cerb members. I'm looking forward to seeing some new and familiar faces at the next event! :)

BMT - Before My Time.lol.

Rhianna - S&M

I guess we got you all hot and bothered that day that you forgot how to spell my name.lol.

Ottawa is notorious for this sort of thing and then there are those who like to play games. Some people may have valid reasons and others do it for fun like you said. See if you can get someone to vouch for you to gain access to the SP area and the bad date list as most of these guys call around to different ladies.

David Grey - Sail Away http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMuGuB5Ll_E

Massage especially with a strong pair of hands A nice firm spanking in the heat of the moment Hair pulling

Happy Canada Day everyone!!!

Pat Benetar- Love is a Battlefield

Natalie Imbruglia - Torn

Congrats Cleo!! Love your posts!

Sheryl Crow - The First Cut is the Deepest

Anyone who has had a child knows that things do change down there and even though it may not look or feel different to a man, a woman can certainly notice and sexual gratification isn't as enchanced as it once was. The labia minoria stretches and sometimes produces unflaterring results afterwards. Other women just feel it's too big. I've had plastic surgery and have no qualms about it. The way I see it is like if you don't like the look of your nose or other body part, you can do something about it. For some people it makes no difference if the body part is on your face or down below. It's not for everyone. As long as you're doing it for yourself and be realistic in your expectations. I personally wouldn't do that procedure but that vaginal rejeuvenation thing... hell yeah! Not that I've had any complaints but I would do it for my own satisfaction.

I've had this happen to me a few months ago and I also plead ignorance and said she must have the wrong number. She kept texting me, being verbally abusive and I told her to stop or I would turn her number over for harassment. Never heard back from her again. If you're going to put your number in my phone, put it under the name "Nick" so a wife or girlfriend will think it's a guy friend or acquaintance. I will always play dumb whether it' a wife contacting me or you see me in public or end up knowing me personally. I will pretend not to know you for my privacy as well as yours.

I don't think Angela will mind me answering this question since we work together.lol. When we say until 6 pm it means we turn off our phone at that time. We always have guys calling 5 minutes before I'm about to go home or before she is done wanting an appt and we turn them away. At that point she has other things to and I am looking forward to calling it a day. We always ask that you call at least a half hour ahead of time to see if we can entertain your request for an appt. Most of our work is done during morning/early afternoon hours and find I get booked up quickly with my 2 appts a day quota.

Many guys think we are "on" 24/7 and that we don't have a life and are sitting by the phone waiting for it to ring. They call all hours of the night and will blow up my phone calling so many times. I'm generally available from 10 am - 6 Pm unless I state otherwise. I'm pretty much a daytime SP because once 5 pm rolls around, I am too tired to do anything because I am up early every morning. There is one day a week where I will be available a little bit later. I appreciate guys not calling me before 9 am. I will be fast asleep or doing something else at home because that's my personal time. I have begun to leave updated messages on my voicemail everyday with the date and hours I'm available. It's actually started to work because once people know I'm not available before or past a certain time, they won't bother or they try again later in the day or the next day.

That's morbid and not to mention complete disrespect to a dead person.

Daft Punk - One More Time