Nicolette Vaughn

Adele -Rolling in the Deep

Good to know. I never keep anything valuable in there anyways. Sometimes I wish someone would come and steal my car because I dislike it so much. Opps, that was my inner voice talking again.

So if you lock your doors manually instead of using your remote, this won't happen?

Can I haz cheezeburger?

Yes, while it is a good thread to comment on because it is a valid topic, it is technically airiing dirty laundry and calling someone out. And the SP in question many not be a member here so she is defenceless. No one by the name of "Sara" or someone representing her should have to come and explain themselves letting members know it's NOT the SP the OP is referring to.

I see everyone has gotten worked up about posting animal butts so I will post one that I know will first and foremost adhere to the rules/policies of Cerb while also appeal to the majority of ladies tastes in general and not some hairy ass. The thread is entitled "Best Bums on the Planet ( or at Least on Cerb) and since I can't take pictures of a hot client's ass, I will post one sexy butt here. Hey, us ladies can dream too right?

I have a rule that if you call me and i do not pick up, there is a window of 15-20 mins where I will call back if you ask me to. If you don't leave a message, I don't call back and will let you make contact with me again. There have been times where I have been on the other line and called back within a minute or two or the guy calls back. This is unfortunate that this has happened and if you specifically tell an SP in your v.m. not to call back, they should follow these instructions. If you have an S.O. I would not reccomend calling right before you are about to go home and get caught in them calling you back when you are at home. RE: Blocking your number.... Not necessarily a good idea since most SPs won't answer them or tell you to unblock. I'm actually at the other end of the specrtrum lately where I've had one guy (from another source of advertising) actually get mad at me because he calls everyday from a blocked number telling me I can't call back because the number isn't secure. Number isn't secure? Not sure what he means by that . So how the hell does he expect to make contact with me since he is not meeting me halfway? I guess he wants me to play hard to get if he blocks his number because I will never answer. I finally picked it up the other day 3 weeks after he had been leavng me voicemails. He started getting pissy with me and I told him that if he can't leave a number and I don't answer blocked calls, he won't be meeting me. Then he says he will leave a number on my voicemail when he wants to meet. Yeah, sure, whatever....With his tone on the voice messages he left me, I won't be meeting him anyways.

I may book an appt through Cerb but when it comes time to verify, I require a phone number and I'm the one doing the dialing to see if they are in fact legit. I don't know why people are so protective over their cerb handles especially those who don't post. Having a handle here doesn't require giving up any personal info and with a different IP/computer can be changed. Even if someone does have a high post count doesn't really mean that much either other than the fact that I know I will be seeing and can check out their profile. Could it mean that if you are high profile poster, you might assume that an SP will expect a review from you? This is not necessarily true in most cases or the ladies that I know in this business. I conduct my business in a discreet and orderly fashion. Like Busty Vanessa mentioned earlier, there are guys here who are beyond paranoid in how they use this site and I really can't blame them. So if they choose to book another way without a handle, who am I to judge? i am discreet in how I conduct my business and do it in an orderly fashion. I am not out to get anyone or "out" them with their identity or cerb handle if you have not harmed me, robbed me or did anything else that is not considered detrimental to me physically or mentally. On other boards, not using a board handle to book seems to be what the majority of people do because it's all about the brotherhood and it's hobbyists v.s. escorts. There tends to be a lot of distrust towards escorts and you can see it play out when people post there. I've said it before and I'll say it again, you could be Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck booking through cerb or on the phone and you're both treated equally. If you mention your cerb handle to me or not, I really couldn't care less. I don't necessarily require it either and don't know unless the first point of contact is through this site. There are other ways to screen and if someone is going to be discreet about their handle, fine, whatever. As long as you give me a number to confirm, show up on time and pay me, it's all fine and dandy.

It won't be the same without you G11. Good luck and it was nice meeting you last month at the social. I hope you will reconsider. xoxo

Yes! Hard and wet!!! ;)

I love the sound of thunder and the sound of hard rain in the dead of the night.

Here's something to add to this thread that i hear from people all the time... Having a family member taking advantage of your kindness? I've experienced this in the past as well and made it clear while I was there to help in need, I was not to be relied upon all the time. And then there are times you do things because they are your brothers or sisters and you feel you need to do it or you will feel the guilt trip coming on from all sides of your family. From the simple mundane things like "Drive your sister to school, pick me up, drop this off" ( What am I? A chauffeur service?) to "Can you lend me some money because I just got laid off?" and then wouldn't hear from them until they needed something again. I just stopped answering and it did cause a rift for sure. Even though they are family, it seems at times there can be little respect because they just assume you will be there.

Thanks Luvy! :)

Shania Twain- Man, I Feel Like a Woman

Yes, I agree. I just tell them how I like it and will take the time to show them. Some ladies might be afraid to speak up for fear of being too aggressive but this is actually a good thing. If you're going to engage in it, make sure it's done correctly so you can enjoy it.

Damien Rice- The Blower's Daughter

Sara Bareilles - Love Song

Young Love- Too Young to Fight It

Avril Lavigne- When You're Gone

Shakira - Whenever, Wherever

I think we need one big thread kind of like the variation on a song thread completely devoted to hijacking and mindless bantering.

I like to find the good in people but at the same time, I'm very wary of people and can read them quickly. I have been burned a few times in my personal life and through different jobs. A few years ago, I was once given a letter in the business telling me he wouldnt see me again for various reasons that seemed to be all in his head. I guess I wasn't worthy of an explanation upfront and in person which is what hurt my feelings the most. I decided to forgive him but I never forgot. Although I did see them again, this was always in the back of my mind and was always lerry of them and probably should have stopped seeing them altogether. I've been told I'm generous to a fault but if you screw me over, watch out. I also believe in what comes around, goes around. With age and maturity, I think I can see when people are trying to do me wrong and I tend to nip it quickly now.

Yeah.. that marshmallow stuff tastes nasty Pefect idea for a thread Scott!

Yeah how about a french maid costume with peekaboo cleavage?lol. I'm sure I'd look so sexy bending over cleaning the toilet. NOT! lol. EMB, you are distracting me from cleaning. lmao. Angela and I will brainstorm and think of some fun threads. I don't want to be all doom and gloom.

and I am caffiene free after being bitchy with a headache for the last 3 days...I think we should start some fun and interesting threads. :) I'll post my thoughts later... Back to cleaning now. lol.