Nicolette Vaughn

You drive all the way downtown to the location you use for incalls and then realize you left the apartment keys in your other car and you have an appt with a client in 20 minutes!!! Picture it... A hotel room on an outcall. You're riding cowgirl and you think the guy is enjoying it the way his eyes are rolling in the back of his head. Wrong! He's having a heart attack!!

Okay, well if it's in SP years the number one song when I was born was "Endless Love" by Diana Ross and Lionel Ritchie.

OMG! Don't even get me started on this... This has happened several times and let's just say that I refused to see them again because this was in their own head as if they were imagining things and basically pushing it on me. I could only avoid the situation for so long. I have a lot of patience but once i blow, I blow ( no pun intended).Clients who push these boundaries sooner or later will make an SP very angry. Think of an SP as a friendly business transaction like when you go to get your hair cut. I like my hair guy and he has done amazing things with my hair in the past but I would not want to date him. I've had what i thought was a real relationship with a client once and it will never happen again because a) I'm old now and much wiser and b) I know better. I repeat, never again.

The number one song in real years or Sp years? LMAO!!!

Moving boxes around in a condo and having to put them on the balcony for a while when suddenly realizing a dildo falls out of the box onto the ground and under the space between the glass partition of the balcony. You try to catch it but it's too late... On the flight down you cover your ears in hopes that no one will see or feel anything. You can't stand the wait anymore and just when you're about to peek over 14 floors, you hear someone scream "WTF!!!!" and realize that a big pink 10 inch dildo just hit a passerbyer on the head and is now continuing to roll somewhere down Somerset St West.

Attempting to eat KFC at a kid's birthday party and then ralphing when you get home. Running out in the middle of a major downtown street while at the hair salon with your hair in tin foil and a cape to avoid by-law from giving you a parking ticket. While weaving in and out of traffic you lock eyes with that old by-law dude who holds that machine in hand like he was toting a gun and out run him before he gets to the meter first. Drinking 9 or 10 cosmopolitans back-to-back like you've never drank them because you never go out partying ( literally!) and because people kept buying them for you. You then end up puking back at the hotel. Generous of them but never, ever again. Which leads to my next point... waking up with a hangover the next day feeling like crap and and realizing wtf?

1. After fanning a piece of paper across your face, you end up with a paper cut on your eyelid. 2. Drinking coffee while driving and suddenly having to stop ( insert a few swear words) with coffee spilling all over your crotch.. Getting out of the car afterwards, it looks as though you pissed your pants. 3. Getting woken up out of bed in the early a.m only to have someone no show. In a sleepy state, you envision their head as a dart board and suddenly become more alert. 4. Getting drunk at a party and then someone taking advantage of the fact that you were drunk by claiming you said something that you would never, ever say regardless of whether or not you were drunk or sober. 5. Meeting a client who smells like ASS and refuses to take a shower. 6. After getting your bike stolen right off your driveway in front of everyone, you chase after a fat kid (who should have laid off the KFC) in flipflops screaming and run fast enough to pull him off the bike while your neighbor who is a cop stands there and does NOTHING! You grab the fat 17 year old kid but he manages to escape your grip and runs away panting heavily. You ride away happy you got your bike back and later on let your friend's dog take a big dump on his lawn for being such an ass!! Additional Comments: LMFAO!!! Hahaha!!!

Next time there is a social, you are going to be my date and I will be coming to pick you up. Maybe I'll buy you a corsage too! lol.

I've had plastic surgery but I haven't really had a compulsion to do other things. Yes, I've thought about it and talked about it at the end of the day I have finally accepted myself. My sister and I both had our noses done and we did it for ourselves and we were pleased with the results. I think if I were obsessed with looking a certain way, I would not still be voluptuous. I'm sure I could stand to lose a few pounds but this comes with time and I'm not going to obsess over how I look. I still take care of myself by exercising and maintaining my weight. I would not want to look like Joan Rivers. That is scary! I always find that you can find beauty in all types of flaws.

I think it was a typo. I think he meant lucky.

IMO, I don't think this is considered a case of being stood up but certainly not professional behaviour. If I were in your shoes, I'm someone who likes to give people the benefit of the doubt and another chance when they screw up, so maybe she just slept in and has no real excuse. We all make mistakes so I would give her another chance. If I did this to a client, I would give them a discounted rate or an extended amount of time during the session.

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers here and thanks for the wishes. :)

I think it's hit me a bit harder today but I've got my 3 cats here ( one always sits next to me on the couch when i'm on my laptop) to make me feel better. One thing is for sure... all good things come to an end.

My 2 tropical fish Tiffany and Gibby died last week. Don't know what happened after having them for almost 8 weeks and was vigilant in making sure tank was clean and everything.. Even those fish made me cry when i saw that they were not moving. :( I'm a sucker for all kinds of pets.

I think she has plenty of company in the big dollhouse right about now.

I feel your pain. I used to have a lop bunny named Thumper when I was younger and we had him trained like a cat to go outside and come and wait at the door when he wanted to get back in. One night he got in a fight with a skunk and he ended up dying several days later. I was torn to pieces. My parents felt bad and then surprised us a week later with a new Cocker Spaniel puppy. That dog lived a good 14 years until he got cancer and had to be put down. :(

The easiest way would be to marry someone from there.lol. I would if I could!

All the time I worry and it has happened on a couple of ocassions. What can you do? Now both parties have to be discreet and keep a secret. I know someone who went to seen an SP who was in a duo picture with me and thought they knew me. It was a picture of us on the bed kissing from a distant side profile. It turns out they know my sister who looks too much like me. He even asked the SP if my name was so and so ( insert my sister's name) Good thing my sister knows that I'm an SP or it would not be cool. Plus she is a blonde and a few years older. I thought it was kind of sneaky for him to do that. I don't know if he booked the SP specifically to find out if he knew the person in the picture or not but the SP he went to visit is a damn good one so I would like to think he booked her for that reason.

I got a call from a family member today saying the family cat had died last night after 19 years. While I was sad, I knew she was going to die from old age eventually. I have 2 cats from one of her litters and they are 14 years old and are still going strong and very active like their mother. Sorry, I don't mean to be doom and gloom, just reflecting on what a great cat she was and how she lived a good long life. R.I.P mon petit chat.

You took the words right out of my mouth! LOL Sara, this sounds like a fun and interesting idea.

Me too! LOL. I think when you got there, the alcohol had already sunk in a bit too much.lol. Next time.. 2 drinks on me!

I worked for an agency for 3 months and then decided to go on my own. Everything I learned has been through trial and error and on the advice of other ladies. If you know someone who is looking to enter this business, they should start with a reputable agency or try to gain information on sites such as this before they actually get their feet wet. I've also seen e-books on how to become an escort and actually read one of them but it was laughable and the legal advice was no applicable to Canada because it was written according to U.S. laws.

Thanks everyone for coming and I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was a nice evening, the ambience was great, food was amazing and everyone was nice. I want to personally thank a few people for their generosity for helping to make this event happen... Mutau- For cookies Angie Paradise & Spa- for taking the time to set up gift certificates for me for social Jasmin owner of CMJ for gift certificate Estasman2000 for the Holtz spa gift card Shortcake - For lovely bracelets Loneskater & Shortcake for tulips Bethany - for sponsering prize Emb3750 - for LCBO door prize and for helping me get there with all the gift bags since I wasn't going to drive last night. Kisser Deluxe - For cash contribution towards social even though he couldn't make it Mistert- for nice dish sets Angelaofottawa- For helping coordinate things with me Scribbles - For contribution towards La Senza gift card A special thanks to Gentleman11, mrrnice2 for coming from the east coast to attend this party. To the out of town ladies.. T-girl Nikki, Vanessa Kelly.. thanks so much for coming!! Both of you are lovely and it was a pleasure meeting you! I admit it was a lot of work but it was all worth it this time around. No drama, no bs... just a lot of good fun. It was nice meeting you all. Not sure who will arrange the next one but I really did enjoy myself. Hope everyone is waking up okay today. I know I had a little difficulty earlier which is why I had to edit this post.lol. Take care.

Hi Everyone, Just a reminder to the ladies and gentlemen of Cerb who will be attending the party to check your private messages as there is a PM from me. Looking forward to seeing you all tomorrow evening! If anyone else wants to come, you will have to text AngelaofOttawa at 613-315-2210.. She will be online until 1 pm tomorrow afternoon if you PM her.

If anyone believes that clients see only one escort reguarily, it is BS. Just as in the case with Emily's potential client. He's telling the escort he reguarily sees that he doesn't see anyone else. Why not just be truthful with the SP? Then there is no drama. The fact that he is lying to her is creating drama. It becomes more fueled when clients want to play games like this. We as SPs do not own our clients and I also find it insulting that we are thought of as jealous and possesive women. I've had a few good regulars tell me they see no one else and I find it hard to believe but then again, how do I know? I have no eomtional ties to them and I'm not in a committed relationship with them. I've also had a small amount of guys in the community say that they're going to catch up with me and see me soon because they are so busy with work but yet they are reguarily seeing an escort who is in my area. Why lie? Why would I care as I have only seen this person once? No need to be fake and make excuses. We're adults... we know guys like variety or have certain regulars they see. That's what makes this industry so interesting