Nicolette Vaughn

Norah Jones - The Long Day is Over

Taylor Swift - Mine

Rhianna - Russian Roulette

Eminem - Not Afraid

Train - Hey Soul Sister

You just couldn't help yourself, eh?

Sorry, sweetie, I don't see couples.

Put a condom on first.

You often hear about elder abuse in nursing homes or those who financially prey upon the elderly often by the way of ponzi schemes but for a woman's children to do this to their own mother? This has reached a whole new level of cruelty and greed.

Thank for the birthday wishes everyone!! I'll be drinking some cosmos tonight. Pistol Pete, I hope you don't mind but I'm going to use your dirty thirty slogan in my ad today but in SP years, I'm still 29! Ha!

Thanks for the birthday wishes Omegosh and Amanda Belle!

And I'm also sure you can think of other ways. lol.

You wanna put a smile on my face? Bring me an icecap.lol.

McDonalds Fajitas since they're low in fat and not greasy. Wendy's grilled chicken sandwich and baked potato And of course my Tim Horton's Mint Ice Cappucino. They wake me up!!

Hahaha, someone I think ( especially in my case, knowing you and my reaction) it would be impossible to just sit there and act casual. LOL.

Angela, P.S. I have a delivery of fresh towels for you.

He made me a couple of martinis I got drunk and ended up in just my bikini The night was still young And clothes were flung That soon disappeared like Houdini

Christ Old Dog!! LMFAO!! The lead singer looks like a smurfed up version of Don King. And how come no one is dancing? What a lame ass crowd! LOL. Now back to the thread....

To those hobbyists who are crude You might meet someone who is a prude Cause when you want someone to lust You'll be greeted without any trust They'll kick you out in the nude If Cerb is a board Then the Mod is a Lord I enjoy coming here Even more than getting it behind in the rear I never feel ignored Cerb, is it a verb Hell, it's more entertaining than t**b But when shit hits the fan You know who'll be in the can At the end of the day mod will say "Do not disturb" When Cerb has a party You know never to be tardy Heaven forbid should you drink too much You might need a crutch You could end up in bed with a guy named Marty

Forgive me if my bitchiness comes about but this is the cost of doing business and it costs money to make money and we have all paid our dues to get into that SP only section. There are no exceptions. We all have mortgages, bills, expenses and schooling to take care of as well. Sorry for not having warm feelings towards you right now but your comments directed towards E-C seemed arrogant and in poor taste considering E-C most likely finances this site.

Sex with cerbites is dynamite Almost like losing your sight But if you have no one to fuck You'll be shit out of luck And you will be told to go fly a kite Old Dog makes me smile So much that he makes me throw up bile It won't be long before he says "It's all good" And then I fully understood Why he's got great style

Why not just pay for an E-C ad? Even if it was just for a month. Without Escorts-Canada there would be no Cerb, no recommendations, no free advertising with photo albums and certainly not anything that an escort could capitalize on to cultivate a client base. Just something to think about.

Only in your mind Old Dog. Only in your mind. You naughty boy!! :-P

No it's the bacon.... bad aftertaste.

I think I'm going to puke....