Nicolette Vaughn

I would go back to September 3rd 2001. Made a big mistake in the love department.

OMG!!! LMAO!! This has got to be the most entertaining thread ever!! Additional Comments: Jesus Christ Old Dog!! LMFAO!!! You never cease to amaze me with your posts. I can't stop laughing!!!! You make me smile!:-D Nicki

Happy Birthday Beautiful!

And while we're on the topic of sheets... did you ever wonder if they wash the duvet at hotels? They actually don't wash them all the time. This piece of info came from a friend of mine who worked as a chambermaid while putting herself through school. They only wash them once in a while. I would like to take a lumenol light to one of those blankets one of these days to see what would actually show up. CSI style. LOL. When I used to tour other cities, I used to bring my own sheets as well. I'm thankful to have other incall places to go to where I can bring my own sheets and towels. At least then I know they have been washed and changed.

I wasn't judging from just one experience ( that was just recently) but as an experienced SP and one who didn't have an age policy in the past, I've had many similar experiences to this one with younger guys. I had decided to enforce an age policy because I wasn't enjoying encounters with younger men. The reason for this is because I had different expecatations of what the type of session should be based on what I advertised just as the young client expected something different in his mind. Yes, you are correct. I know it is because of his inexperience with women and probably life experiences in general and I told him he shouldn't be saying those things. He just kind of shrugged it off as if he didn't care. I felt like I was scolding a child. The whole experience didn't feel right. I'm not disputing the fact that not all young guys are like this. In fact, I've met a few who were nice and respectful but again it just wasn't a good fit for me in the bedroom. It's just a different mentality, that's all. I just don't feel comfortable seeing young guys just as some men here may have a problem seeing young SPs barely pushing 20.

I always bring extras because I don't like asking the staff for more. And I always put away the used towels. As an SP, you are creating a fantasy and if one client notices that all of the towels have been used, that illusion is gone. We all know that SPs see different people but in that very moment, I knows guys prefer not to think about that. A good SP will make a client feel like he's the only one during their time together.

So it's okay if a young guy comes over and expects certsin things like discounts or like they're do us a favor because they're "hot'? And as we all know being "hot" is subjective. I had a horrible experience with a younger guy recently and I think with the SPs who have had experience with younger men, many of the comments ring true. Some young clients may be the exception but let's face it, they're not fully mature at that point or have had enough life experience to understand how some things work. Like intimacy or treating a woman with respect and not calling her a bitch while having sex with her thinking it's cool. It's not cool. I, myself enforce an age policy and that one day where I didn't put it in my ad, I met someone young.

The sketchers shapeups work. I wear them every morning running and I credit those to losing 8 lbs in the last few weeks. They do feel wierd when you first start wearing them because you're forced to have correct posture and it's almost like you feel like you're running on sand barefoot and you're forced to work your body harder. Goodluck on getting rid of a muffintop. Except for one thing.. I don't see one on you.lol. Don't be too hard on yourself.

The worst car I had ever had was a Ford Fuckus opps... Ford Focus. Engine died on me one day. Thank god I was close to home. Worst, worst car ever, ever, ever. Another car I drove ( took over the lease for a year from a relative while they were working in another country) was a 2004 Hyundai Accent. Another piece of junk. Good thing it was on a lease. Also had problems with the Jeep Grand Cherokee. Transmission problems only after a short time driving it. The best cars I've ever owned were a 1990 Honda CRX, a 1992 Honda Accord 2 door and a 2000 Honda Civic. I've also owned a 1998 BMW 318i and an older model Porsche and never had problems.

Happy Birthday! 26 is a great age. You're still young but mature enough to be taken seriously. Enjoy because before you know you'll be 30.

It is clear you did not read the original post. The OP was referring to those who book appts and upon arrival are completely drunk. Your comments towards other hobbyists and SPs here were in poor taste. Do yourself a favor and try to keep up with this thread by reading it through first.

I can't recall meeting anyone who was intoxicated. That is probably because I only see clients during the day and take the odd appt early in the evening. If I did, I would ask them to leave.

I remember reading on the other board that she had in fact retired. It's been a few years now.

LOL. That's funny. I had one guy sneak under my radar yesterday because he did sound mature on the phone. He gets there and he wasn't probably a day over 19, fresh zits and all. And of course as I predicted, I knew how it was going to be. Nothing like the usual GFE encounter I provide. All pornstar type action, treating me like I'm a blow up doll wanting to flip me around different ways. I was a good sport about it until he started to talk nasty and I got mad because he kept saying "You like that bitch?" I felt like I was scolding a child when I told him he shouldn't be saying those things. It's almost like he thought he was in some rough porno type movie. So in return, I called him a couple of names (which btw I never do with a gentleman) and i don't think he liked it too much.lol. It all went downhill from there. Rough as can be and I kept having to slap him away from my thighs because he was grabbing them so hard. He was out of there in 15 minutes ( shower included). I toftt because I didn't realize about his age and decided to go through with it anyways but I was right. And this happened to be on the day where I forgot to include in my ad that I was only seeking mature gentlemen. Never again....too immature for my liking.

Yes, I'm superstitious. In fact, things have gone wrong this morning already. Hoping it will be a better day. Update: This morning I was stood up by a cerb member. No phone call, nothing. Perhaps in light of today and being supertitious, I'm contemplating about whether or not to take the rest of the day off. From now on, any cerb member who wants to book an appt longer than one hour will have to have a reference from another SP.

Let's see... 1. I'm a virgo. 2. I don't smoke or drink much - my vice is sugar. 3. I am a Timmies Ice-Cap afficianado 4. I did ballet until I was 18. 5. One of my goals is to get my pilot's license. 6. I am told by family and friends I should be a driving instructor. 7. I used to own a Porsche. 8. I am a compulsive neat freak. 9. I am a lefty. 10. By nature I am fiesty, tough and have persevere right up until the very end - I am known to be stubborn (I like to get my way...wink...wink) 11. As a child I modelled for Sears catalogue. 12. I've met Ben Affleck twice. 13. And, yes, my tits are real!!

This has been bothering me lately but I have found that people I have come into contact with recently have become very rude. All they seem to do is text away while you're trying to have a conversation with them so I stopped speaking and the room went silent and then they were forced to say something. Or what really upsets me is when people leave their phones on during an encounter with an SP or client and they let it ring and ring and don't consider turning the ringer off. In some instances they have gotten up while being in the middle of an appt and actually answered the phone. Yes, I was appalled!! It seems as though they are having a relationship with their blackberry or cell phone and don't care to have interaction with others. Next time you're texting in the company of others, take a minute to think about how it affects others. The person who I once highly regarded I now consider pretty rude and self absorbed. It isn't always about business. Think about how it is affecting your current business and personal relationships. End of rant....

I think I hear that song in the background "Take this job and shove it" but this type of support for this man from the public is not right. While he was clearly frustrated and being in the airline industry is not easy, he could have taken other steps to calm himself ddown. I have had many jobs and some of them (being an SP included) there are days where I wanted to strangle someone because of what they've said or done or just want to yell at them but I knew I couldn't. There are other diplomatic ways to deal with an irate passenger or even telling a client to get the hell out due to their behaviour or actions. It definitely wasn't very becoming of him.lol. At least now he'll have his 15 minutes of fame. Not sure if this entire incident will come back to haunt him or not for other prospective jobs in the future.

OMG!! LMAO!!! I could soooo picture you chasing him down in the parking lot. lol. You're too funny!

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For the most part we don't sit around looking pretty checking cerb. Half the time I'm doing other things. I've had this happen to me as well and I have always said the quickest way to get a hold of me is to call. I've had many people fault me for not having a blackberry and not being able to check email. I had a blackberry and it was attached to my hip 24/7. I choose not to live like that anymore because I could never seperate my work life form my personal life and enough was enough. I have made it clear in my ads to call so if someone PMs me and gets upset that I don't answer in 1 minute, that's their problem. Life happens. Also take note that we could be busy with clients. That's why it's always great that I have another SP answer for me when I'm busy. I always try to pre-book on cerb or state in my ads to call me for same day bookings. 90% of people have complied with my request.

Understood but many 21 year old guys lack the maturity to define the boundaries of an SP-client relationship. While there are a few 21 year olds who may be the exception, 90% of young guys that I have dealt with as an SP have always wanted some sort of interaction outside the business. It was almost like seeing an SP was an extension of their other social activities and many just wanted to "hang out as friends". While not to be condenscending as I was once 21 and in the business at that age and probably just as immature as they were, I still had to explain to them that this was a business and they were paying for my time. Plus when more mature men call me, I don't receive the introduction of "Hey wassup. U free 2day? Let me know your address. I would like to do it with you in your backyard." And yes folks, that was an actual text message I received a few weeks ago.

My Nominations for the guys... Old Dog... You make me laugh because you remind me so much of Conan O'Brien. You are hilarious! 777flyer... for your insightful and interesting posts Masterowls... for your compassionate and heartfelt posts Rickoshadows... I'm not familair with your posts but Jessi asked me to nominate you ( since she is gone away) as she says you are a comedian online and in person. Spike...Just because I like reading your posts. :) Scottthecanuck and Wrinkledintime... the good guys of cerb. :)

Always my favorite... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45Vok2fM7Lg

Aww shucks.. Love the thought even though I'm trying really, really hard to beat my sugar addiction these days.