Nicolette Vaughn

Bea Arthur as Maude: "God will get you for that Walter." Sex and the City: Carrie Bradshaw after hearing Big is moving to Napa, California... Carrie: "If your tired of New York you take a napa, you don't move to Napa!" Anthony ( the gay wedding planner/friend of Charlotte's when planning the wedding): Anthony:"Okay? You're Audrey Hepburn. Owitz." Charlotte: "I'm so excited about this wedding." Anthony: "We're gonna do everything according to tradition." Charlotte: "We're gonna smash the glass, and the signing of the Ketubah. The Hora." Anthony: "Be careful. God forbid you fall off the chair. Oh the horror. The hora." Charlotte: "Well maybe we won't do the chair thing." Anthony: "You have to. That's the big finish.Just remember when you're up there. Pretend you're having a good time, hang on for dear life, and for fuck's sake keep your legs together. Nobody wants to see the bride's beaver."

Right now I am only available during the day and where I advertise, I have the ability to be able to delete the ad which helps from having guys calling later on when I'm not available. I simply turn off the phone when I'm not around and also have set hours to answer emails. I don't hop, skip and jump for every email I get unless it is a pre-booked appt and I'm confirming for the next day. Usually emails that are sent to me are for advanced bookings and I know it can wait until the next morning. It is highly unlikely that a client will get back to you at 10 o'clock at night. As long as you reply to a client within 24 hours, I find that an acceptable business practice. Also, seperating your personal life from your work life makes sense and helps maintain your sanity. I don't see clients 24/7 so why bother having the phone on or constantly answering emails during my free time? People in other jobs and careers have set hours and then they go home. I have learned to do the same thing. Being an escort isn't easy and to those who think we just lie on our backs and make money... think again!!

Do Blondes Really Have More Fun? I was thinking of changing my hair colour back to blonde. Not a platinum or brassy blonde, but more of a light blonde or possible just a "dirty blonde", for the dirty girl that I am. So guys, would do you think? Should Notoriously Naughty Nicki go blonde or stay brunette or just add streaks?

I got home after being in traffic for 45 mins and even though the A/C worked in my car, it wasn't cold enough for a day like today. I pulled up to my house and saw the neighbor's sprinkler was on and ran right through it. I was that hot!! And I was wearing a white shirt. LOL.

Painful digits or DATY is the equivalent to a woman grabbing a man's balls as hard as she can and not letting go. Just something to think about next time you are with your favorite SP.

True that! LOL.

Hey, I used to have a phone like that!! LOL. Perhaps this is the one the idiots, goofs and "hey wassup guys" should be using when they try to call us.

Amelia, I'm sorry this has happened to you. Some people just don't care and are only interested in their own pleasure. I think in situations like this, you just have to stop the entire session, give them half their money back and ask them to leave. If they think you'e being a bitch, so be it. Some guys really don't have a clue where oral sex is concerned. And for the record guys, we don't enjoy clit sucking. I don't know many times I've told people that. Less is more. Because I am no longer a new SP, I will tell a client if I don't enjoy something and they are responsive to that. If a client is trying to make me orgasm and isn't doing it right, I will tell him the way I like it. I always joke with them that I'm being a bit bossy but they just laugh and thank me for showing them the way that I like it and then we have a good time. I've had guys like the one you had here and I just remove their hand if they are too deep and have even resorted to slapping their hand if they didn't seem to get the message. If it becomes worse then that, then I will tell them to leave. Fortunately it never has. Sometimes you just have to stand up for yourself and I'm glad that you did.

LOL. That was lame but still somewhat funny.

I plan on bringing the kiddies there next month before we go stateside to visit family. We were at Mont Cascades last week and hear Calypso is much better.

You had me going and I can see the humour inthis but this actually happened to my cat about 8 years ago. Someone ran him over and drove away. My neighbor found him under a truck crying and he was in shock. After a week in the hospital, a crushed lung, a broken leg with a steel rod put in it for a while and 3 K in vet bills later, he is still going strong. He is almost 14 years old now and glad I did not have to put him to sleep. He walks with a bit of a limp but is very healthy. Like Angela said, I'm glad this is a joke. I am an animal lover and I consider my pets part of my family. If someone ran over my cat and then backed up a second time while witnessing the whole incident, I would be in jail for assault.

Aside from all the usual factors of being a good client such as being respectful, hygenic, etc, a gem client is someone who you look forward to spending time with. When you are with them, the time flies by so fast that you wish there was more time. I have a few clients like this and I always anticipate their visit. When you genuinely like your clients or there is a certain chemistry there, it is always that much better. The cash is just a bonus. I admit that I do have a secret crush on one or two long time regular clients but would never let them know it. My SP friend asked me one day why I was so happy and literally beaming. I was looking forward to my favorite regular coming over. That encounter made my week.

I have this black t-shirt at home and in white lettering and it says: "I can only please one person a day and today ISN'T your day." I wish some of these idiotic type guys could see me wearing the t-shirt when I answer their calls. LOL. :lol:

I can relate to you Miel. Usually these guys are few and far between for me but when I meet them, I just want to bitchslap some of them. For example, I had someone call the other day and asked if I "partied". I just hung up. It's like you constantly have to be on guard and sometimes that can give a good client a bad impression such as asking them to take care of business prior to an encounter. In a perfect world, they would always pay at the end or place the envelope on the table but when you have to ask for it beforehand because you're so paranoid you'll be ripped off or shortchanged, it does sort of ruin the mood. However, it has to be done because we are providing a service and how we make a living or by supplementing other income. Just keep going because for every idiotic client, there is always a nicer one waiting in the wings. I have also learned that if you give an inch, people will often take a mile. Or they will expect things if you do something once. Nothing can change people's behaviour or their ways but we can often change our approach to how we do things and that is what has kept me going when I encounter these type of clients. They're not even worth calling clients. Just emotional drainers.

I can't wait to see what it looks like. I'm sure you look great!:)

I can't figure out how to upload pics from Imageshack to CERB thread. Can someone please explain how. Thank you. :bowdown:

Carrie, Sorry to hear about your phone. That sucks. I once had the window to my old 944 smashed in and had things stolen. You must feel somewhat violated.

I usually just turn on the big screen tv and put on the galaxy pop adult channel. Or other times I will put on my ipod and play about 50 songs from such artists like Norah Jones and Diana Krall. Jazz music is good if the SP is providing a GFE encounter. I have played Norah Jones so many times in the past with clients that I stopped listening to her for 2 or 3 years because it was overkill. In the last few months I started listening to her music again because she has had a really good album released last year and think it is some of her best work to date. If you're looking for sultry type music to set the mood then this would be good to play. Whatever you do, if you don't want to see an SP cry, don't play Nickelback during an appt. I once had a client put that on in his hotel room and it was an hour of torture listening to that crap.

In my earlier days of escorting I went to visit a regular client at his home thinking I'd be there to see him and it turns out that his nephew was there and had just turned 18 that day. He told me he wanted to give him a gift which was having his virginity taken away. I can't recall how I felt exactly but I went ahead with it and of course was compensated. If I were faced with that same situation today, I would not do it. I guess I have my reasons. I've always had younger guys lying about their age even though I was only a few years older than they were. This always pissed me off. I don't think I could see an 18 year old today. I would feel like I'm corrupting them and believe me, I've corrupted a lot of guys who were in their 40's and 50's. IMO, it wouldn't feel right. LOL.

Rick, Don't take it personally. If many guys such as yourself took the time to read the entire ad then the amount of guys calling up from blocked numbers would be decreased significantly and escorts wouldn't have to put such statements in bright bold colors. I also mention in my ad that I do not like to be texted. Right after I put up the ad I got a text from one of the "hey wassup guys" that said "Yo". I replied back with a smart ass comment of "Nooo". LOL. And that was the end of that. I don't think they were expecting that kind of response. Even though I state in my ads that I do not answer blocked calls or texts, I still get 2 or 3 everyday. I think if someone looked at it from an SP's perspective they would realize that in this business you are constantly trying to protect yourself from what could go wrong. Almost like looking over your shoulder all the time. I guess you could say we are just trying to minimize the bs that we encounter from time to time. By doing this, it gives us more positive energy to provide satisfying encounters to our good clients who don't waste our time.

That will look hot. Did you get an appt? PM me..

I keep misplacing a pair of purple panties over at Angela's. The ones shown in my photo album here. Chanel and I were taking some pictures one day and off they came. They were last seen on the coffee table and then they were gone. Days later I find them, put them in the the wash and then they're gone again... the case of the missing purple panties. P.S. Angela, I'm still looking for them...

LMAO!! It's the "hey wassup guys".

LMAO Carrie!

Things clients have forgotten.. Watch Car keys Viagara Things I have forgotten in a hotel room: Condoms Lingere (usually left hanging on the inside of the bathroom door) Dildos A bottle of Dom Perignon Cosmetics Flowers