Nicolette Vaughn

Kicking myself for using my elipitical machine around 8 pm for over a half hour on a high incline for the very reason because my once round ass is disappearing and because I didn't have a minute to myself today to do it. I CAN'T sleep now! Eff me...facepalm and I want my ass back!. So much for waking up early... :(

Being in the vortex. For those who are Abrahamsters (Abraham Hicks followers), you know what I'm talking about.

Having someone literally fall asleep on me and having to wake them up during a massage session. Id like to think I'm doing something right. Lol.

Congrats Mikeyboy on 1000 posts!

Congrats Cato on your milestone and your contributions to Lyla. I've got your back, I'm right behind ya! ;)

is our secret escape! Available in Orleans today Saturday November 21 until 10 pm. Check out my new pictures by clicking here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 If this is your first time meeting me, please call directly. If we have met before, text is fine. No private messages for booking please as I'm not always here to answer them. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is clean, quiet, upscale and discreet location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) Rates are firm. $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be 30+. Thank-you

Condoms, Atkins protein bars.

A piece of low carb bread. I had a big breakfast, moderate lunch and two snacks. I don't eat after 6 pm and sleep a lot better.

In Orleans Thursday November 19 from 10 am - 10 Pm. New Pictures: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=11003 http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=11001 If this is your first time meeting me, please call directly. If we have met before, text is fine. No private messages for booking please as I'm not always here to answer them. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is clean, quiet, upscale and discrete location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) Rates are firm. $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be 30+. Thank-you

I swear always going commando has finally backfired on me today. I took several new pictures that were very sexy and I have no g-string on therefore I cannot post them on my profile album here on Lyla. Next time I will think twice about wearing underwear! Face palm!

In Orleans Thursday November 19 from 10 am - 8 Pm. If this is your first time meeting me, please call directly. If we have met before, text is fine. No private messages for booking please as I'm not always here to answer them. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is clean, quiet, upscale and discrete location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) Rates are firm. $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be 30+. Thank-you

Went out to the store this evening and ran into someone I hadn't seen in a long time. Was nice to catch up. :)

It's one of those questions. It reminds me of the time my mother went to watch me recite something at school in the third grade. She had a couple of fur coats and wore one that day.. one boy in my class ( he was a total idiot who would hang the shortest kid upside down for his lunch money) went up to her and said to her "Where did you get that fur coat?" Her response as she turned around looking him square in the eyes saying... "I stole it!" Yeah, that shut him up right there and he walked away speechless. Same thing going on here.. If you feel someone is getting too nosy and sigh... there are a few, shock value works best. To be fair, they may just not know what else to say and most are just being polite and trying to make conversation but it's really an awkward question to ask in our business. Every guys likes to think they are the only one or want to be the first client that day or whatever. I try to offer that fantasy so I prefer someone not ask that question. If they do, I will go on about general things but not how appointments I have or will be doing. It's really no one's business but my own. Like the old saying goes, "If I told you then I'd have to kill you."

I just tell them when they want quality unrushed service even if I'm more expensive, they know where to reach me. Most do eventually.

Yea me too. It's just not my thing. Tried to grow my bikini line so I could go get it waxed ( don't like shaving) but id need to take time off to do it.

Straightening my hair for tomorrow

There have recently been problems with one of the sellers. It's probably just best to do it the old fashioned way and send a money order and send it fedex to make sure someone signs for it. That's what I'll be doing next time. I haven't used BP in about 3 weeks so I will have to some time to use up my current credits.

I don't mind mentioning them because I no longer do outcalls and if I can help someone else stay safe...I have no problems with that.

I like watching a guy shave his face. That is a rarity for me because I've got no one here to watch lol.

Gone back to the grout lines because I'm bored but this time with my bra and kitty cat boxer shorts on. lol. The floor is getting cleaner by the minute!

Thanks Waterrat. However some new ladies do not have access yet so if I try to help any way I can if the question is posted here.

IMO, I would advise against going to a client's home. I do not do outcalls to homes with the exception of 2 regulars and they are both disabled. Unless you can verify that they have a landline and listed with 411, anyone can book a fake appointment and give a false address. You just don't know what you're walking into. With regards to outcalls at hotels, ask for their first and last name and be sure that they are in their room to answer the call. Go to upscale major hotels only and no sketchy or seedy motels. If they give you the name, verify it with the front desk and ask to have your call put through to their room. If they refuse to give their registered name, I'd advise against going. Again, could be a fake booking and if your safety is compromised, you don't have anything to fall back on. The biggest weapon you can use is your intuition. Listen to it. Ask to speak to them on the phone and chat for a few minutes. Anything used to protect yourself can be used against you and in most cases illegal. If you decide to go to a hotel, have someone to call and give them the name and info beforehand. Call when you're in the room, and have a secret way between you and a trusted friend if something is wrong and then you have a way out. I have done this a couple of times when I didn't feel right. I will also not engage in alcohol with a client because you could be slipped something in your drink. I just say "no thanks" and that I do not drink for personal reasons. Some people will try to push for this but stand your ground.. If I did drink with clients, I wouldn't drink it unless I saw them open it and peel the wrapper off with the cap or take off the corkscrew. Even then if your drink is left unattended or you turned your back. I won't trust anyone in these situations. When you're done, call when you're leaving while still in the room and when you have left the building. I always tell the client while in the room at the beginning of my boundaries. Also I tell them my restrictions on the phone. I make it very clear and if they are looking for something I don't offer, they need to find someone else to meet. If they persist in asking in person, I warn them that it won't work out and I will be leaving and that someone is downstairs to get me who knows where I am. Anyone intoxicated upon arrival, make up a story and leave. You do not want a confrontation with a drunk person who will most likely insist that it's okay and that they are safe. Not likely when someone has consumed too much and you can't predict their behavior. Some guys sound okay on the phone an hour or two before but if they've hit up the hotel lounge downstairs for drinks, it could be an entirely different story once you get there. Always be on alert for that. Don't do anything if you don't feel right about the person. There will always be another client waiting in the wings. Safety is paramount while money is secondary in these situations. I no longer do outcalls except for those 2 regulars who I trust.

Cleaning grout lines on bathroom floor with steamer while wearing lingerie.. Don't ask lol...

Care to join me? Available in Orleans Sunday November 15 from 11 am - 6 Pm. If this is your first time meeting me, please call directly. If we have met before, text is fine. No private messages for booking please as I'm not always here to answer them. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is clean, quiet, upscale and discrete location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) Rates are firm. $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be 30+. Thank-you

I never check my phone during a session because it's rude to do so imo. There has been an occasion where I forgot to turn the ringer off and then I'd realize it and turn it off right away but never would I check my phone or answer it while entertaining someone. At the same time, while a gentlemen expects me to shut my ringer off and not check my phone during a session, I would expect them to turn their ringer off as well. While things happen, if a person is looking to de-stress and get away, shut the thing off. I can still hear that universal iphone ringtone in my head after someone's wife calling 16 times in a row wondering where they were...lol