Nicolette Vaughn

Going out on the boat. I need to get out and enjoy the sun.

Having someone spill beer on my carpet and then splashed onto my ipod that I use for my sessions. Now the volume when played to the highest, doesn't sound so loud anymore. I'm beyond pissed! I've had that thing for 5 years! Grrrrr. Placing a duo ad saying for TODAY ONLY and guys asking for appts the next day. Read the title! Waking up to a "Hey" at 5:30 am. I don't respond to a word that is used when you yell at someone or an animal. Forget that! Guy friends or clients who take a leak with the door open. Asking someone if they need to wash only to have a response with "I took a shower this morning". Yeah and now it's 5 Pm and I don't wish have the smell of ass permeate my location while giving a massage.. Take a shower or at least wash in the sink. The smell of sweaty ass could probably be compared to the smell of death. I don't know the smell of death but my nose does when it smells ass that is comparable to cow manure. lol. Having a pissy moment after the ipod scenario. Don't take my posts seriously except if you contact me or come to visit me. lol

Is this for real? I call bullshit. Let this thread die already by no longer responding. I can think of more pleasant convos to have. ;) This is getting boring and idiotic...Some people just want an audience and to get people riled up for nothing. Congrats it worked! Now it's just played out and ZZZZZZ boring! Wake me up when it's over.

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Flowers and more flowers! So beautiful! Posted via Mobile Device

Anna, I saw your pics on your website and even though we've never met, I think you would look hot in a cop uniform type outfit. Now the handcuffs, a few of my regs trusted me to do that. Lots of fun! Posted via Mobile Device

this long weekend where you may have made other plans. Stop by and see me in the Orleans area for some exciting and fun times! I will be available today and tomorrow ( Friday May 15) 10 am -7 pm. Call or text at the number below as this is the only way to reach me. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums- http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is clean, quiet, upscale and discrete location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) Rates are firm. $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. See below. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. 613-404-7*8*8*7*. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be mature 30+. Thank-you

About to go to bed. Was out for a long walk in the cold earlier. Feels good but tired after being up since 6:30 this morning.

I only eat sugar free vanilla now ( it's the low carb thing for me) but used to like Baskin & Robbins rocky road and brownie Maui madness.

TMI man! TMI! You probably have yeast infection or even smega. Look it up and don`t book with anyone until it`s cleared up. Go see a doctor and maybe get some monistat at the pharmacy while you`re at it to stop the itching. Now you know what we ladies have to deal with at times. I feel like I want to puke now.

Do not send me a message asking me to negotiate my rate because there is not enough sufficient funds for hobbying. It`s not my problem! This is very insulting and makes me disinterested very quickly. Seeing me is not a service that is a necessity so don`t try to bargain with me like I`m a commodity!

Tweezing my eyebrows. Need a break after my eyes started watering. lol. Very sensitive.

Guys loved it when it told them to place their hands against the wall and spread them. I can be somewhat assertive. Heehe.

up early, available for 9 am - 3:30 pm and on short notice. If you're out and about tomorrow, stop by and see me in the Orleans area! Call or text directly at the number listed below to reach me quickly. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums- http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is clean, quiet, upscale and discrete location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. See below. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. 613-404-7*8*8*7*. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be mature 30+. Thank-you

A new set of tires

Ladies, start watermarking your pictures. If they steal your pictures that are yours and are watermarked, it will be easier to have them taken off the site. Find their hosting provider and email them with abuse in the subject line. They will steal them off BP and other sites. There are also online companies who specifically deal with this sort of thing to have your pictures removed from these types of site for a fee. To watermark your pictures, just google "free watermarking sites".

Happy Birthday Johnny Canuck! ;)

play hookie from work on a Friday and take some time for yourself? Even it's just 30 mins 45 mins or 1 hour, it will be enough to put a smile on your face and re-energize you! I am back in Orleans for Friday and all this weekend 11-8. I can be available on short notice as I am a low volume provider with no revolving door and enjoy taking things slow. Available with 30 minutes advanced notice if I don't have anything else planned. Call/text directly.. These are the only methods I use for contact. My number is at the bottom. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums- http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is clean, quiet, upscale and discrete location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. See below. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. 613-404-7*8*8*7*. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be mature 30+. Thank-you

Got this tonight for the third time this week from tire kicker WOTs ( waste of timers) who say they are "shopping around" for the last year might I add with a weekly text asking every question under the sun.... or wait, the sun, the moon, the stars, the universe and the galaxy until the next millennium and they can't even get your GD name right! You call them on it in the past that you've spoken before by phone and texting history to prove it and they pretend they've never spoken to you at all. Of course they didn't. I will refrain from naming the exact names he quoted to protect the innocent who haven't yet dealt with wots like this. Him: "Hi "Jane", can I ask that the best rate is 100 hh cause are you busy all weekend? I no mothers day and all." Me: Wrong number dude! Him: ??Sorry "Jill" Me: I'm not Jane or Jill. Him: My fault Jane had your name as Jill. Him: Who is this if I may ask? Me: Unless you want a big hairy guy, wrong number!! You can't even take a look at my ad to even address me by my name and negotiate right from the get go? Rudeness!!! This is the response these cheap wots will get! I guess my vacation of attracting decent clients has come to an end. lol

Hello Gentlemen, You asked for it and now you shall receive. I have a new second location downtown at Bronson/Laurier available upon announcement or advanced request. I will be there today until 6 Pm. Take some time for a fun, private retreat whether you have a half hour, 45 mins or an hour to spare. I can be available on short notice as I am a low volume provider with no revolving door and enjoy taking things slow. Available with 30 minutes advanced notice if I don't have anything else planned. Call/text directly.. These are the only methods I use for contact. My number is at the bottom. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums- http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is clean, quiet, upscale and discrete location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. See below. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. 613-404-7*8*8*7*. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be mature 30+. Thank-you

Hello Gentlemen, I will be offering a nice, relaxing and exciting 4 handed sensual massage with the lovely Jenifer Jade for a special rate ( please inquire within) https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=53878 downtown (Bronson/Laurier) Thursday May 7 from 11- 12 or 1:30 -4:30 or solo massages with myself from 11 am - 7 Pm. Half hour notice is required please. If you wish for a specific time with the both of us or myself, please call beginning at 9:00 am when I turn my phone on. Please calll or text me directly to book. I do not book through private messages and will only answer inquiries through texting or calling. I can be reached at 613-404-7/8/8/7 A little bit more about myself.... I offer a full body sensual massage with non-scented oils. More along the lines of a deep tissue massage. Not only is it therapeutic but very relaxing. As soft music plays to create the perfect mood, feel my strong but smooth hands work out all the aches while my sensual nature will take you to the tenth degree of excitement! I am very skilled in all respects. You will feel the weight of the world leave upon our initial greetings while my friendly and seductive charm will immediately intrigue you! I am an attractive, 5'3" voluptuous blonde ( or a statuesque 5'8" in heels) with curves proportioned to my figure and my all natural 38DD chest. I am very feminine with all natural pretty looks and a great attitude. I'm looking to meet mature (30+ only) respectful gentlemen who enjoys spending time with a lady who offers a quality experience that will indulge all of your senses. As a woman in my thirties, I acquire the maturity and life experience to know what you desire during our time together while still retaining a youthful presence. I am a non smoker, I do not drink, etc. I'm located downtown ( Bronson/Laurier) at a private and clean, smoke free and pet free location. Shower facilities are always available with fresh towels, soap and mouthwash. Good hygiene will always result in a better encounter with me. I am extremely discrete and expect the same at all times. I offer 30, 45 and 1 hour sessions. My rates are firm. Always expect to receive the time you book for in a session and my complete attention focused on you. I require 30-45 minutes notice as long as I can entertain your request. I am primarily available in the daytime and early evening until 8 Pm or otherwise indicated. Please visit my website listed below for rates and further information. I look forward to hearing from you! Nicki

Interesting topic. I've never worn the school girl outfit because I'm in my thirties and even though I have somewhat of a younger look, I wouldn't feel comfortable and no one has ever requested it anyways. I did a have a cop uniform at one point. My escort friend I work with always laughs when I walk in the door with an authoritative looking bun in my hair and the aviator sunglasses. I'm told I look like a cop. Lol. The naughty maid outfit was a hit as well until someone actually stole the outfit. It had no back to it just a little pick apron you could tie up. Sexy librarian was another good age appropriate attire. That's just me. I just couldn't picture myself in the school girl uniform. Posted via Mobile Device

Not for the Lyla guys but really annoying.... Received a text message out of the blue from someone and that they can get me a lot of business. I guess they don't know who I am because they only see green when perusing the ads. They will take half the commission of course. No, I don't require a 'manager'. The universe is my manager. I don't need a human being to do this. I tell the universe what I want and it brings it. Actually it happens pretty quick now. Lol. As if! With years of experience in this business, I could be a 'manager' myself but that's not me. If someone wants to be an escort and wants someone to manage them the right way, hopefully they will look for a reputable agency. Get a clue and stop trying to ride off women's coattails and the money they make. Get your own damn job!

The earth and all the beautiful places I've visited. Posted via Mobile Device

A full head of blonde highlights which looks awesome and some leave in conditioner. Having blonde hair sure is some maintenance! Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: A bottle of patron as a gift for a friend's birthday. Posted via Mobile Device