Nicolette Vaughn

I have a few nieces and I don't talk to them like they actually a chid and I'm a grownup. Same with the teenagers. Don't treat them like a child, treat them like a human being. As for appearance, they are very impressionable at a young age and bullying at school is always happening. I try to encourage them rather than telling them "Don't do this or that" or "Don't eat that, it will make you fat. Positive encouragement leads to positive behaviour and positive attitudes about one's self at an early yet critical age. Behaviour is learned through parents, is passed on and children always witness that. They are always watching. Parents from another generation are going to pass on certain things to their children or make them think a certain way just through their behaviour alone. I try to think twice about doing this with young ones in my family.

Yes I like receiving thank-you notes whether it's a PM or a text. I don't do email because I don't like it. I will send a thank-you Pm here on Cerb but once a client has left my company, I will not send a text for discretion reasons and I respect their privacy. If they text me, I will respond back if I am able to answer right away. If not, I send them a PM on Cerb.

I have noticed that society doesn't really have etiquette when it comes to texting. Yes, people shut their phone off in a movie theatre, etc but when it comes to texting, I find it extremely rude when people who spend time with me whether it's dinner or doing something else start texting non stop. I have family members who do this yet thinks it's no big deal but have called them on it and told them it's rude. Their reaction? Like I'm from another planet. Perhaps I'm old school. I'm from generation X so I think I am old enough to remember when there was no internet, cell phones and Facebook but still at the age where I know better and social etiquette norms before technology replaced these small details.

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My cell phone died and half of my contacts are gone that weren't backed up. I am lost in my business without them. Even with a cell phone, there is a sense of loss. That phone took a beating for a long time. Cell phone repair guy said it was a moisture problem. Back at square one... this really sucks! I hope no one I've met before or a regular gets offended if they call or text and I act like I don't know who they are. Just so you know. :(

My father is in his 70's and while he's had a cell phone for a long time, my brother just showed him how to text the other day. Now he texts me everyday non stop but I like it. :)

Congrats on 100 posts! Here's to many more!

One year in July in the a.m. Friend and I get in huge fight and I tell her to leave my house with all her things..I don't speak to her for 8 months. I go to work to see a client who has the worst hygeine and I feel I'm about to die. Since I was working out of a hotel at the time, I needed extra towels and went to the shopping mall to get some. I left the parking lot only to find out that 3 minutes after I left exactly where I had been parked, there was a shootout there after a bunch of thugs robbed a jewelry store in the mall. Later that day in the late afternoon, I'm on my way to an outcall at a hotel with a client who is from the U.S. Everything seems fine until right in the middle of it with me on top of him, I see him sweating profusely and his face turning red. He is having a fucking heart attack!! I barely dragged this 300 lb guy who already had a triple bypass the year before and in poor health onto the floor to do CPR, calling front desk, calling 9-1-1, screaming at front desk to enter the room and at that point no one cared who or why I was there and told me I did the right thing. Well duh! It's not like I was going to bail on him or anything! Thankfully, he survived. All in a day's work! Additional Comments: Here's another one to add to my list of mishaps as an SP...The Demise of Mr. Pink. I was moving boxes one day in the condo I was using and unloaded some out to the balcony to move furniture around. Before I knew it, a dildo slipped out of the box under the glass partition where there was a space. I tried to grab it but too late. I was about to look over when I covered my ears for the downfall and all of a sudden heard some guy screaming `WTF`!!`A big pink 10 inch dildo ( exact one as pictured below and who I affectionately named "Mr. Pink") fell 15 stories from the condo building onto some passerby dude head on Somerset St. HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! I'm sure it continued rolling down to Bank St not long after. lol. Imagine getting hit in the head with the above in public on a busy downtown street in Ottawa!

Another thing I can't stand that came along with the internet is social media. I'm probably one of the rare people to state that I'm not a fan of Facebook or Twitter. I've got friends. If I want to talk to them, I will call them or go visit them in person. While it can also be viewed as a good tool to have with friends or family who are hundred or thousands of miles away, I find many people use it to say "Look at me!, look at me!" syndrome. I really don't care that you had a blueberry muffin for breakfast or how much iron you pumped at the gym. I find it has made society so much more self absorbed with little regard for others. How many of those 400 people on someone's Facebook page are their TRUE friends? I find technology has created a monster.

Shall I tell the heart attack story and the dildo falling from 15 stories at Kent and Somerset St? LMAO! All of the stories ALWAYS have to do with cowgirl position and downtown Ottawa. lol. Although I have calmed down since on the cowgirl position.lol.

When I first started as an SP, I went to see a young university kid and being around that age myself, I didn't find it weird that I found myself walking up the stairs to one of those old downtown 4 story buildings that looked like something out of a bad movie. Everything was going smoothly in his twin bed when I heard something creaking. Yes, that's right, he had a twin bed. I was known to get a little wild in the cowgirl position but something did not seem right. He chalked it up to his old bed and we joked that it would be no surprise if it broke. It was getting hotter and more intense and the sex was good. Building up in anticipation, I heard this creak once again and really thought the bed was going to collapse. The pace was just right, our bodies both in rhythm and our young fit bodies closely intertwined with one another. I looked into his eyes and thrusted into him harder when all of a sudden I heard a splitting crack. Without further notice, we screamed as we went right through the ceiling!!! Our naked bodies clung to each like saran wrap and below us some young Asian guy sitting on the floor watching t.v. only a few feet away from us as his jaw dropped to the floor. Boom!! We were sitting on a mattress smack dab in the middle of his living room both butt naked. I screamed in some pain for him to get me a towel and he called the 9-1-1, the fire department and paramedics. Forunately we were not hurt to the degree that we should have been ( ask my back that years later) and I was so embarassed that I snuck out of there with only a towel on and ran upstairs to see if the door to the guy's apartment was still open. Fortunately he never locked it and I got out of there like a bat out of hell. I never stuck around and if this happened today, you can bet on it that I would have sued the property management company who oversaw that building. I later recounted this story to someone I knew and they told me their ex boyfriend was a firefighter and him and his buddies were on the scene that night and that this incident was a legend. I don't know what was worse..this incident or banging a guy and causing him to have a heart attack. My back has never been the same since!

Technology has changed many people's behaviour in how they respond to one another. For example, when sending someone a text, how about at least a "Hello"? A person's voice and the pleasures of a conversation are now replaced with looking at words on a screen with no one talking back. It seems these days if you don't respond to someone' texts or phone calls and they can't get you at that very moment, it's almost as if there is a crisis. "Where are you?" "Why didn't you respond to my texts?". Back in the old days, if you couldn't get a hold of someone, you had to wait until they called you back or by attempting to contact them again. It seems as though as technology advances, as devices become faster, society has instant gratification issues. Could I go for a cell phone for a day? I sure could. I did it before. Human interaction and the actions that follow it seem to be replaced with technological devices and I would be curious to see how this will play out years from now.

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Congrats Castle on reaching 2000 posts and thank-you for your contribution to Cerb. Here's to another 2000!

I totally understand where you're coming from. A quiet residential area is more problematic and suspicious with a person simply parking their vehicle further away and walking up as opposed to someone walking from a much longer distance who has parked their vehicle elsewhere and isn't witnessed by neighbors or those who aren't driving. However, if a client is in a work vehicle with certain signage on it and due to his job status, HAS to be discreet then it's understandable.. If that's the case, like Webothscore mentioned, a strip mall or a larger retailer store would be a better place to park and walk over. If someone is paranoid and wants to park far away, they should do it out of sight far enough away from the SPs location and not just around a corner where neighbors have both views of the client getting out of their vehicle and walking to the location. That is a problem. The closer the person's car is, the quicker they are able to leave if they are paranoid or simply just want to be discrete and act like they were there visiting. I don't understand the logic of someone parking further away but still in the presence of neighbors but get worried when they see a neighbor outside and have to walk by them with a bit of a walk on top of that. Park in the laneway and when the client leaves, they drive away. That's it. If some clients are worried about SPs seeing what kind of car they drive or license plate, I for one am not interested. I really don't care as long as you don't pose a threat or danger to me. Discretion is paramount and I definitely understand it, offer it and respect it. I only expect the same in return. On the flip side, clients who have certain jobs or have their own business where they drive a work truck and a neighbor thinks they are there to fix something ( bonus for the SP) but that is up to the client and his situation where his job and discretion is concerned.

I once worked with another SP where she had the advantage of visitor parking. A guy visiting from out of town where English wasn't his first language contacted me for an appt. I gave him directions from the intersection in the area of town where I was hosting. While he was still a ways away, he kept getting lost ( maybe the language barrier) but after putting him on the phone with the SP I worked with ( she could speak French) he still didn't follow instructions and even asked me to go in my vehicle 5 kms away and have him follow me! That wasn't going to happen. So he gets onto her street and there is visitor parking. Of course he doesn't listen and parks right in front of her house in the middle of the street where this is a big no no and she has to rush outside to direct him to visitor parking. I found out after the appt that all along he had a GPS in his vehicle and didn't want to enter the SP's address in it because he was with his wife visiting their daughter who lived in the area. Then he said he would just enter his daughter's address on the way back!! Couldn't he just delete the address after the fact? Grrrr!! I took the rest of the day off after that ( lol) because I was in such a bad and frustrated mood!

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I must add that a client visiting an SP is often worried about neighbors approaching them or get spooked if one is outside. You are a visitor and it is no one else's business why you are there. Many people have home based businesses with customers or clients going there to conduct business. Follow instructions, act like you belong there and there is no problem.

I'm sure it doesn't have to be said to a lot of people here but when visiting an SP, discretion goes a long way. When she gives specific instructions, please follow them and don't deter from them for what you think is just for your own safety and discretion. When an SP asks someone to do something where protocol is concerned, it's for a reason. Please don't go against it as it will only work against you. A person attempting to play secret agent and thinking they're going unnoticed only makes things worse for the SP and her stress level. This includes hanging around in her building, shouting her escort name at the intercom in the building saying they're there for an apt, hanging around in their car in the area she lives in and a client not parking where they were told to. It can be comparable to an SP going to a client's house on a outcall and have some person take her there in an old, loud junker car and she gets out wearing clothing that is less than discrete. I'm sure the client would be mortified wondering if any of their neighbors had just witnessed that or what they were thinking Someone thinks by parking way down the street and walking quite a ways isn't noticed by anyone? To someone living in the area, they would think to themselves, why wouldn't they have just parked at the person's house? People notice things like that and if a client is given specific instructions, please follow them. A client doesn't like to see neighbors after they've parked further down the street and have to walk past them after the fact. Had the person just parked their car as directed, they could have just gotten in their car and drove away. Playing secret agent doesn't always make a person invisible. In fact, it's drawing more attention to themselves. Sometimes the best way for a person to be discrete is to be out in the open and act like they belong there. And also when a client is playing secret agent with an SP, this makes her very weary and less inclined to go through with the appt. I've turned a few people away as a result of this. In an SP's environment and surroundings, she is aware of what is going on as opposed to the client going into unchartered territory. While this can be nerve wracking for some clients to visit an SP and worried about being jumped by some Bubba behind the door, it is best to do your homework first. However, and as far as I know, SPs here on Cerb are not into bait and switch tactics, robbing clients, etc. For both SP and client, neither of them know what they are walking into and I understand this. It can also be said for SPs who are inviting people into their own space and often times not knowing what to expect can also be very stressful. However, those who don't follow instructions don't seem to care about their actions after not listening to the SP and then get all worried about it after, it's their own fault. When I ask someone to do something it's for a good reason and that is discretion. I get very upset when people go against what I say and I'm saying it for a reason...for mine and yours. It's almost as if I'm knocking and no one is answering and it's extremely frustrating not to mention disrespectful. If some can't follow instructions and are inconsiderate and indiscrete to discretion and protocol then it's not someone I want to see. Clients demand discretion and I expect the same in return. Thanks for your consideration.

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