Nicolette Vaughn

Congrats! Way to go!

When I'm feeling down, I usually snuggle with my cats, sleep and mostly go shopping.

Finding $200 in one of my notebooks I hadn't used for a long time!

I don't give a hoot if you're a man, a woman or a monkey. If you're arranging a date with someone you don't know, you address yourself in a professional manner. After all, this is a business and contrary to what some might believe, SPs are running a business and we're not one of your buddies texting to meet a bar to watch a game. Maybe that's how it works in your world and your example shows no regard for etiquette when contacting someone ( proves my point) but I do have higher standards of who *I* decide to come into contact with. Is technology to blame that people can't even type out the characters for the word "Hello Jane, Betty or Joan"? Fuck me, what is this world coming to when people can't address someone by their name? Is that too much to ask nowadays?

If someone starts off a text without an introduction by just saying "rates?" "address?", what will they be like in person? Just shows they have no regard for the SP so when people send me those kinds of texts, I don't answer back. If a guy can't address an SP properly, it tells me a lot about their character.

NJ, I'm so sorry for your loss. My condolences to your and your family during this difficult time. You will be in my thoughts and hugs to you. xoxo

Roamingguy, I'm so sorry for your loss. My deepest condolences to you and your family. You will be in my thoughts. Hugs. xoxo

My goldfish died. :( Thank goodness it wasn't at the paw of big orange cat.

I think when it comes to conversations during an encounter, keep it on general topics esp on the first meeting. If it gets further than that and the SP says something personal then obviously she doesn't mind sharing but don't come right out and ask her life story. This is very off putting and when I see clients do this, it's a total mood wrecker as with those who are very judgemental in response.

Z is for undoing your zipper

I have a scar on my shin from shaving with a 2 blade razor. Not once..twice! Usually from shaving too fast or being in a rush. Was not a good scene when it happened esp the first time when I was 16. I usually put something on it to heal and minimize scars and cover it up with makeup designed for that sort of thing. Eventually it will fade. Now I use a 5 blade! lol.

Congrats on reaching 500 posts luvy! xo

O is for orgasm

Yes, you and I can both relate to that! lol Give or receive? Tough choice. I'm a giving person so I say giving. Here's an easy one.. Coke or Pepsi?

It's your business, your health and well being that is at stake here and even though it is awkward to bring it up, something needs to be said for both parties involved. It doesn't have to be done in a harsh way but more of a sympathetic nature. Assure the client that it's not because they are not clean or make them a bad person as these things happen...even with women but they can be cured. It's when no medical attention is sought out is when these problems can get worse. I'm sure they will thank-you for it. :)

Waking up to find that my two of my new patio cushions were ripped apart either by my orange tabby cat or squirrels. My cat insists on sleeping outdoors now and he usually does on the patio chairs. Why that happened? No idea...Either he's pissed at me for some reason or it's from another animal. Great...now I have to replace them! F**k me!

Hank, Congrats! You are blessed to have a little one in your life who will bring so much joy. Here is an article I found related to this: http://www.grandparents.com/family-and-relationships/family-matters/is-your-daughter-expecting-a-push-presen Cleaning service or a relaxation day at a spa sounds like a wonderful idea. Holtz Spa in Ottawa is a great place to go for some r&r. I've been there many times. Enjoy your new Grandson! xo

R is for ravishing

Congrats Royalfun on reaching 2000 posts and your contribution to Cerb! Here's to many more! xo

Deep French Kiss Waxed or shaved kitty?

P is for passion!

N is for being naughty!

W is for WOW!

My advice is to meet an SP that you click with and ask if she has duo partners. If you can, meet her separately even if it's just for a half hour if your SPs offer this choice of time slot. Chemistry is important for an MFF to be successful and also to make sure all parties are on the same page both in attitude and service. While this takes time and can definitely be costly, the MFF will be amazing! This is what clients of myself and my duo partner have done and it was a lot of fun since all of us were already acquainted with one another. Or at the very least, myself or my duo partner already knew the gent. If you go into it not knowing either of the SPs, tell them it is your first time and if they are good at what they do, you will be relaxed in no time. Like Roamingguy said, let the ladies take lead and go from there. As for etiquette in a duo, never focus on just one SP. This isn't due to jealousy and insecurity issues, just out of politeness to both SPs as everyone wants to feel comfortable and not left out. Ask all questions before the appt and arrange it in advance to allow for both SPs to be available. And finally...here is a good resource for duo hunting in Ottawa...http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=117343&highlight=partners Enjoy and have fun!

T is for teasing!