Nicolette Vaughn

Congrats Ms. Manda. I enjoy reading your posts. Here's to 100 more! xo

Strawberry Shortcake

L is for lips

J is for jerking off

Happy Birthday Symone! May you have a wonderful day! xo

My face feels like it's on fire. Damn rosacea!! I am sick of it!

It happens and is a part of life. As long as you can laugh about it with an apology, the other person shouldn't hold it against you....unless of course it stinks and then well.. you're in a whole new embarrassing territory. Haha.

Q is for a quickie

O is for orgasm

Simply put, maybe I will have to have a little basket where glasses, cell phones, watches and keys can be put into it with a lid on it of some sort. It can be put in view in bedroom so customers don't have to worry about their belongings. This will also serve as a useful purpose since many people have forgotten things at my place and had to come back for them when I called them. Who the hell would want to wear these? They look dorky looking. If someone comes to visit me with these on, the door will be closed in their face.

Why did I not know this? Probably because I haven't tried either one of these. Please tell me I'm not missing out on anything! lol

M is for Macarons

I like Miquelon because he's a sweet guy and a good contributor to Cerb. :)

I think texting has become more acceptable now as the speed of technology increases along with the instant gratification it brings. Also, some SPs have realized that it has worked for them as we can't always answer the phone or perhaps we're among family or friends where we can't answer the necessary questions that clients ask. As long as texting isn't abused in the sense that a person isn't going to ask a million questions text by text, it's fine as long as there is a light at the end of the tunnel in terms of getting straight to the point. The texts I like to receive that know my time isn't being wasted goes as follows..."Hello Nicolette, my name is xxxxx and I was wondering if you're free today at xxx hours for half hour? Thanks very much....xxxxx" There was a recent thread regarding sending a text and simply saying "Hi" to an SP. This is fine as long as the next text is going to get straight to the point. And if you're wondering about what services an SP provides, ask it all in one text. Sometimes we are driving or doing whatever and one text after another that drags on for 10 or 15 minutes can sometimes go against the efficiency in how we run our business and book appts. Hope this helps. :)

Admittedly, I could lose 20-25 lbs for health reasons even though I'm considered healthy but the way I am built, I will never be stick skinny and I've come to accept that. I hit 110 lbs one time and my face looked sickly and gaunt and was told I looked like a 12 year old elf. I'm the only one in my family with boobs, ass, an hourglass figure and am proud of it. I don't listen to haters or those assholes on other sites who tell me I'm too fat. I really couldn't give a flying fuck. I'm an attractive woman and my track record in this business speaks for itself with my long list of regulars and new clients. Self acceptance is one of the greatest freedoms I have ever experienced!

Oh ffs! Even though I love this thread, I recently gave up sugar completely so now after reading this I have bad craving! My favs were and still are: Oreo ice cream Baskin Robins Maui Brownie Madness Coca cola Pumpkin pie with whipped cream Reese Pieces peanut butter cups Doritos Sweet Chili Heat Chocolate almonds Ruffles BBQ chips

Let me be the first to say welcome Athena! I'm sure you will find Cerb to be a great community. Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Carrie! Have a great day!

Oh FFS!!! Went downstairs to let my cat outside and what do I see? My 75 year old neighbor who lives behind me and she is walking around naked in her kitchen with the curtains wide open! Gaggggghhhh...

Jell-O

D is for doggystyle