PeterPantz

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Look for someone else. No extra cost unless you want to tip.

It's on the TV and papers,the town council approved of the opening of the business license as a massage parlor. The owner wants the business under massage therapy.But only female staff is hired.Keep your eyes peel in January. Alot of unfavourable conditions were met before the town council gave the green light. eg.No hours of operation allowed after 7pm(who gets the need in the day?)Everyone therapists needs to be licensed.(as if a few months of so called training considered when a real mt takes 2 years) I can't see myself visiting there you'll be under surveliance for a very long time.

Most of the super hot model ads are from Asia AV girls (soft core porn gals from Japan)So pics that show faces are not legit.Otherwise they'll be charging an arm or a leg for a session.

LOL have dim sum and work it off with a hj across the street. I don't think this location can work, didn't the last play place closed down around the corner? I did remembered the old joint and going up there for a quick inquiry there was a secretary and she mentioned 2 gals were on duty at the time.I didn't see any gals,but you wouldn't believe it I did following that up with a dim sum lunch at KKG.LOL

Those Asian teasing face pictures are from Japanese porn pictures releases on dvd covers or magazines.

Yeah that's the one Club Fantasy,,, the best local rowdy club, pool tables, sports tv,downtown and some slots. I won a poster from an entertainer and I don't have a shouting voice. Had a few photo ops with dancer...Those were the days.LOL

I haven't been there since it was called Gentlemens Club... There's no thrills there until the weekend and after 11pm....You get alot of rowdy Yanky kids coming up on the weekend. One feature performer, but over -priced drinks and pushy waitresses. That place got alot of bad press for fights and that's why they changed their name to SG. Teasers is alright, just too far away for me. Never been to lipstyxx. The best had to be the Notre Damn one forgot the name,,,That was the place to be... Is Centerfold still around?

Thats the brunette from TO. She used tobe from an agency and now she's gone indy.

I had the pleasure of seeing her twice and if you want a barbie gal she's the one. With her erotic photos matching her looks no doubt she's the one to book.Very sweet and bubbly personality. A must see. PeterPantz

Yes this place exist on Ellice across from EB and the 7/11. Just a single lady name Jaime running the show. A massage table,shower,even a body chart? It's basically an tiny joint for a quick release.NO F/S and no BB unless you got large $$$$. Just alot better and safer than a S/W. I'd visited there twice,but until I found E/C and Cerb.

Amber going to FS.

Delicious little trailer and she's a gem with a little increase in price.

Betty Spanx,I just love these porn names...will be here all summer. No I have not seen her,yet.

I'd seen her months ago,and I want to rebook but she always put off the date with no call backs,no written e-mails. It's like a tease game. I tag you and I don't tag back.

I checked out her ads about a Stone Massage.Hmmm,it's been a long time since I had one. So I e-mailed back and forth to set up an appointment.The day was Canada anniversary and it was not the best day to take public transport. So abit of change to her location but I still knew where it was. I went up to the elevator and was hesistant at first.I was a bit late. The room was all dark and the door slowly crept opened. I see a silhoute figure telling me to come in.Woah creepy horror movie scenario.I was brave enough for the challenge. Oh it was her,Syd...Never knew she was that petite. We chatted and embraced afterward I took a shower.Oh it was very hot that day and hopefully,more hotness to follow. I laid on the bed belly down and Syd proceed with the rub down. Now it was not the hardest hands I'd felt,but more effort than some gals of breaking a nail. The arms,the back,shoulder lower back,some leg and buttock rubs...nice. Now this is the make or break part...The stones! Damn! it was HOT rocks for sure. At first I didn't see no oven or microwave in the room,well it was hot,not scoulding...After a few teasing flips of the rock it was warm enough for my sensitive skin. So I got rocks all over my bod at various joints. After the rocks were off,I got a feet massage which I need. On to the flip she placed some fresh hot rocks on various body joints and massage the non rock areas.She didn't touch my little bro,but her frilly clothes did and it got my attention. I got rocks on my eyes and the invisible third eye (where the brow apart)why oh why. As she was giving me an oral delight YMMV BJ. Gawd! I can't stand this intense heat on my eyelids and I need visual stimulation too. I shook off the rocks as I was holding her hair out of the way.There was a bit of russian action to boot. I was gasping for mercy and unfortunately, it was not a FS session. When I did came I blacked out. Syd went to clean up and while I laid out. She clean me up with a towel and we chatted. Yeah,it was time to move on,,,another rinse and changed to heated outside. I asked Syd "why you didn't show your tatas?" Syd felt," they weren't perky enough like Mystiques." Mystique whom I also seen was one of Syds duo partner. Well there's an age difference that's why it's a chest to drawers syndrome. It all happenes to the best of us. I paid $190 for the stone session. Yes,I left with a happy ending. I am looking forward to another rendez-vous with her fine rocks and more.

The legendary Brooke is back on the scene. I went to see her and she send a pics to your e-mail about her looks. Damn! yes,mighty big jugs.If your a tit-man it's heaven. Ok! Now her pics is one thing and in person,,,I don't know,,,, her hair needs some coloring you know,it looks and feel lifeless. But looks facially is a let down,but her body is bona fid sexy milf. Oh she is bald free down there with a bit of a landing strip. Did some LK no F,69 CG,Mish and Doggie. She gets very wet. But no squirter. She very cautious of selecting clients and wants to keep a low profile. Huh? How do you keep a low profile when your advertising? It's 2 browns for GFE. I may repeat if I do go down that area.One of 'Peg well renown SP

Well that narrows it down to 2. Oshean PSE and Keisha GFE and I seen both.

I want an adult massage that's why I choose to see Marian. Now this was a couple of months ago. It was difficult to see her as she doesn't answered the phone. After having a frustrating day I needed a good release. I picked up the paper and ... Hey, she answered,but she wouldn't give me the address,she gave me a route #? WTF! I am not driving? I mustive phone her like 6x within that hour.It's like straining fluid out of your empty coke can.Give me a bit of info to her location. OK! Now I know where I am going.I found the place. Alot of people are in the elevator with me. I see her,petite blond spinner type with a thin build in a one piece red top and black boy shorts.She's a smoker,the place is a mess and she very cautious of talking. We agree on the amount of the donation.So I gave her the amount.It was 7greens and 1purple. I showered and got on my front. You know it was a massage ad. All I got was a few light rubs weaker than weak? I could've lean my back to the edge of the wall and I would've felt better.Less than a minute. I turned over upon her request. A little rub to the shoulder and chest and down below. So I was getting more wank job than a CBJ,I requested to see some skin.She still in her outfit and I'm all naked.So I am ready to bust a nut and she delaying her time. She asked if I wanted FS? Well I am all dressed for the occasion. A little mish small b's, no kissing,not good and did doggie,,,just bony back there. Fini and showered up. I came out and dressed we chatted a bit. She wanted an extra red. But I declined,,,"we agreed on the price before we started." Why was she cautious? She fought I was an "LE" If I was LE would I go through all of this? She assume there would be a next time. If I didn't feel a welcoming session there is no next time. So I am still searching for a great adult massage session. There is more than one gal sharing that number,so I assume it's an agency.

Oshean is the one ,,,everything except anal.