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Hold the phones! Fat Bastards isn't real? WTF? Does Cowboy Kenny know about this? I checked his site and there was NOTHING on these guys! The pics looked 100% real and I had just worked out my TDL in a tenative "must see" order (depending on services offered of course). I should have known it was too good to be true!!! I guess I will have to go back to BPs, maybe start trolling CL again or just get new batteries for my toy box. And here I thought CERB was keeping me safe... cat

Every SP has her sweet spot when it comes to clients. Occasionally someone will surprise us with being a good fit without fitting the profile but we all know which characteristics seem to run thru all of our favorite clients. I scan initial correspondence to look for indicators when getting to know a guest before the appointment to try to ensure that the fit is right. My personal preference is for married men over the age of 40. I have had an occasional "Oh my!" with younger guests but not often enough to slide my age scale and leave it there. The beauty of this industry is that there are perfect providers for every guest. He just has to find them. It's more important that you know what kind of experience you are looking for and go into the rendezvous with an open mind and willing spirit... cat

There are many that deserve a mention but the two that truly deserve a mentioin here are... Old Dog for his humor, his sharp wit and his constant genuine support of the community here in the Ottawa area. He is a master of the "all are welcome" attitute and he always has a willing ear held up by a strong shoulder when a girl needs one... AND Cowboy Kenny who has consistently supported the members of our online community, both SP and hobbyist. His sharp eye, constant diligence and willingness to help complete strangers has made him many followers and friends... Salute gentlemen... cat

Lots of us travel... cat

Darling Kingston Gentlemen, Thank you for an amazing visit this week! I waited far too long to return and that won't happen again. Each and every one of you ensured I thoroughly enjoyed myself and I'm so looking forward to my June visit when I get to see you again! Until then, be full of care and know you have made me smile... Smiles, cat

Of no value to you tonight but I was there until this morning and I ADORE kissing! kisses, cat

Go to... http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/ It will answer any and all questions... cat

There are several e cigarettes on the market but I don't recommend anything bought at a gas station or convenience store. The brand I use is the "ego". They don't have cartridges that need to be purchased but refillable atomizers that you have liquid to refill them. They are pretty much indestructable, have manual, secured, rechargable batteries and are by far the best I've ever used. I've tried many that were substandard and not feasible as a smoking replacement. The very best source of information is the Electronic Cigarette Forum. It is a world wide user board that contains everything you need to know about this product. Here in Ottawa the best distributor was banned for being hot headed and uninformed as to board policy but he is wonderful to deal with in person. Google Capital Nicfit; he does mail order and delivers. If you choose the delivery option, he will come in and set you up along with giving you a hands on demo with Q and A... cat

I was a long time smoker and in January 2011 I switched to an e-cigarette. Technically, I quit smoking but I took a very slow path towards cutting down the nicotine. I still have my e's and I enjoy them like I did smoking without the smell or the carcinogens. The cool thing is that I use them wherever I want, on airplanes, in restaurants, movie theaters and no one says anything. What motivated me was the effort it took to keep myself and my house from smelling like a smoker. Weekly wall washing, steam cleaning and dry cleaning bills were overwhelming... cat

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/canada-politics/rcmp-ease-canadians-idea-u-agents-canada-201905380.html

The sex slavery industry in Canada is real but I doubt the numbers that are consistently used in the media when it comes to foreign trafficking. My genuine concern still revolves around young Canadian girls and their introduction to this world by pimps. I have maintained for years that a woman shouldn't get involved in this until she truly knows herself and can make a proper adult decision. Hollywood does no "walk of life" justice when it comes to TV and most movies are such nonsense which is why I don't have cable and only watch DVDs that come highly recommended. The constant misrepresentation of our industry is too agravating to even begin to rant about... cat

There are a number of personal reasons why a provider may not have recommendations. I have not had a new reco in almost 4 years by choice. I am simply not comfortable with intimate details of time shared floating out there in the world strictly for entertainment value. Some providers have SO's or children and don't want those details out there for their loved ones to read by chance in the event they are outed. Others have stalker issues and the less said about her the better her chances for safety sake. Some providers are part time with full time employment and out of respect to their employer they prefer to fly under the radar. These are also the same reasons they don't use pictures that are identifying. My gentle suggestion is to spend some time getting to know the provider via pm or email. Look at her advertising. Is she professional? Does she respond in a timely manner to your inquiries and answer your questions to your satisfaction? If so, then chances are you won't be disappointed... cat

I clean my house in heels, a scarf, jewelry and tiara... Even royalty can't find good help now adays ... cat

Figuring out after 3 years of no air/heat in several rooms that the $ spent on the heating/ac guys was completely wasted. My new electrician immediately said it was my thermostats and guess what? HE WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!! I now have A/C EVERYWHERE after $1200 of A/C service guys telling me nothing was wrong!!!! cat

I don't know a single serious provider who doens't travel so the issue at hand is...Are you willing to cover the travel expenses? If not, call an agency. If you are, simply email any of the CERB providers and start a discussion. What I think is more important that "Who will travel?" is "Who do I connect with?", because the bottom line is that any SP who takes her work seriously is more than willing to get in the car... cat

I have no idea how I've missed this thread until now! In my life I have owned over 1000 pairs. I am never married to a shoe so the quest is always on for the next brilliant, crotch wetting pair. My relationship with shoes directly mirrors the relationship some men have with women. They are all WONDERFUL! How can someone choose just one or two? I have specific shoes for everything I do. Besides work shoes which I adore, I have swarvoski designers for vacuuming, various gladiator pumps for cleaning, dog peeing shoes, car cleaning shoes, CMFM's, dead in shoes, all day boots, cowboy boots, riders, even my wellies have heels. Every couple of years, I cull the herd and auction it off. A girl only has so much closet space... cat

OMG!!! Samantha...I love it! The fact that ANY elected official would have the nads to sign off on this brilliant. It is the first thing that made me laugh out loud today! Kisses to you! cat

These things do happen. If Person B had an appointment that finished just before the scheduled call then she may want time to clean up quickly. Just chalk it up to experience and confirm the call back number next time... cat

This is why my daughters have never let me graduate from Neopets. It's the only game I'm allowed to play... cat

I don't expect bookings from my banners or buttons. They are simply another tool to solidify my brand. When someone books it's because of a combination of seening my name, exploring my ads, reading my posts and then they decide to email me. We then spend a little bit of time getting to know each other so we can see if we are compatible. cat

YOU HAVE BITCH???? Lucky b... I mean woman.... cat

He is a Prince... cat

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=76613&highlight=Dalhousie Again, it's here if you use the search function... cat

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1642 A wealth of information if you look for it here on CERB... cat

This is a difficult thing, to choose only one above them all. Some of the ladies I know well, others I only know through CERB but I feel as if I have known them forever. I have met Angela and enjoy her sharp wit and quick laughter. Victoria Jolie is my Muse and her visits are always too short and too far apart. Emily Rushton's sparkle I see every day and smile. In Samantha Evans words, I find a kindred essence that I long to meet in person. Peachy, whose unfaltering commitment to her clients could possible rival my own and the unforgettable Lonna Lux who long ago captured my spirit and has yet to set it free. But if I had to choose only one CERB goddess today it would be Luxie. She is a young woman that is forever amazing me with her brilliance of spirit and inner soul. She fell onto my couch last July in shocking painted cat eyes and pair of red suede booties. I have watched a metamorphosis over the last year that renews my soul and faith in humanity on a daily basis. She is a truly remarkable human being and I admire her. All of her... With humble heart for the privilege of being part of these amazing women, cat