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4 or 5 years ago I had to go to a resort near Playa for a sales conference in Nov and one night a few of us were bored with the hotel bar so we asked the cab driver to take us to a strip club. He took us to a place just outside of town that was surrounded by a fence and had an armed guard at the entrance. We were a bit taken aback wondering where the hell we were going. Inside it looked like a regular strip club - stage, tables spread around, a bar etc. It was pretty quiet with only a handful of guys sitting at tables and there were only a few ladies walking around but it looked safe so we sat down and ordered a few beers. Within two minutes we had three ladies join us and started to chat us up - the usual, where are you from etc etc. They asked if we would buy them a drink, which we did, and we were not overcharged. As soon as they got their drinks and felt comfortable with us they started to get really friendly, sitting on laps, rubbing their hands all over us, squeezing our crotch etc. The ladies were attractive - imo 7/8 out of ten and were very friendly - so we did not mind the attention. they could tell we were getting a bit hot and bothered so one of them suggested we go into the champagne room where it could be more private so we picked up our drinks and followed them. The champagne room was a big room with couches, no dividers, but closed off from main room so it was more private but you could see what everyone else was doing. Within 2 minutes our ladies were all naked and grinding and rubbing up against us. It was pretty hot - felt like you were having sex with your clothes on! My girl started to whisper in my ear "hey if you want more we can go to another room" and I thought what the hell - lets go. So we get up and leave (my buddies look at me as if to say why are you leaving??) and she goes to a desk and signs for a key and I follow her down the hall to another room. Well the place is really a brothel I find out. There are 6 rooms in the back that are small apts with a king bed, a couch and a huge shower room that can fit 8 people. She immediately undresses me and takes me into the shower room where we got frisky, wet, soapy etc and played for 15 minutes and then came out and played on the king bed for another 30 minutes or so. She was a lot of fun, not pushy, and it really felt like a gf experience. Don't remember what it cost me for the hour but probably in the $100 US range. My buddies decided not to do the same and apparently after their dancers realized they were not getting any further business from them became a bit snarky and left them and then no one else would approach them while they sat at their table - guess word got out that they were not willing to pay for more so they were shunned by all the ladies. When I got back to the table my friends were "where the hell did you go and why do you have that stupid grin on your face?". They did not realize what was on offer or they did not understand what the ladies were offering. As soon as I sat down several other women approached me but I told them I was done - so thanks anyway. After we had a few more beers watching the stage show (which was pretty lame to be honest) we caught a cab back. It was a fun experience but it was a bit nerve racking when we first arrived and saw the fence, armed guard etc lol.

So true! You think they have everything in life and sadly behind the facade they are very unhappy and tragically they decide the only way out is to end it all. Very sad. I know several very well off people who are very unhappy and you wonder why when they seem to have it all.

I too had the good fortune to meet up with Isa a few weeks ago. I was in the Walkley area and I had a couple of hours to kill while I waited for my nephew's hockey practice. While waiting in the cold rink I was surfing Cerb on my phone and I was looking for a massage to warm me up. I saw Isa's ad and I contacted her and thankfully she was available and I discovered that she was not that far away off of Alta Vista. Half hour later I was showered and naked on her massage table. Isa works out of an apt building with lots of street parking and the unit is very clean with a nice shower. Back to the massage - Isa is a very passionate woman and she gives a great massage and body slide. She really worked out my knots, did some nice teasing while I was on my front and then on the flip she made sure all my muscles are well oiled and massaged and I definitely left destressed! Will definitely repeat if I get a chance and will recommend to anyone looking for a passionate massage within the MA limits.

Chicken thighs! There are so many easy chicken thigh recipes and it is more tasty than breasts. mmm I am getting hungry

Guys, it is similar to CMJ or Brass Club - you buy a $5 membership so you can join "the club" and then the rest is like most other massage places - good looking ladies, fun in the shower and on the table etc. As for being downtown I don't really consider it downtown - it is south on Bank Street near the Queensway so not really in the downtown core. As for parking there is lots of parking on side streets or heck you can park at Staples for free for 2 hours if you register your car when you walk in (not even sure if they go around and check cars) so just buy a $1.50 pencil, put it behind your ear and stroll over to the club to relieve your stress. :) Does that help?

Definitely Adele and also Amanda from Vibe - both have incredibly beautiful bodies!

I was working late today and after a stressful day I needed a little stress relief. I called CMJ to see if one or two of the ladies I wanted to see were available but they were booked for the night. I then tried Mirage as I was heading downtown but they were booked. Then I saw the ad for VickieFrench and her pictures looked great and I liked her ad. I don't normally take chances with an unknown but I was intrigued. I was pleasantly surprised and happy that I took the plunge. Vickie is very attractive, photos are accurate - she has a slim and sexy figure with very nice perky C cups. She is French (hence the name :) ) but her English is excellent with a cute French accent. I was running late so I only booked for 30 minutes but we managed to have tons of fun in our half hour. Light kissing, mutual ���� and a couple of positions and we were both wearing big smiles when we were done. She is here till Friday staying just off of Elgin and plans to come back every 4-6 weeks or so.

Definitely miss Michelle_MA - saw her many times over the years at various Spas and when she was independent - beautiful lady. Also miss Mandy - amazing kisser and very sexy lady. And had many great sessions with Gina - being a tall guy I loved her tall sexy body! From the past I am sure a few of you remember the Luv Sisters (they weren't really sisters, just friends) from Montreal. They were very sexy, beautiful and a lot of fun - especially in duos!

I agree - Batman vs Superman was painful to sit through. Brutal. 2.5 hours I will never get back :)

Yes I have fond memories of her too and her partner Vitto - both fun and sexy ladies!

The Luv Sisters from Montreal! Also Jasmine Thai from Toronto

If you have not watched Dexter it is awesome. Is Breaking Bad on Netflix? I don't remember but if it is that is another awesome series. Took me a few episodes to get into it but then man I was hooked. Great acting and great characters in both. House of Cards is also awesome but some people don't like all the politics (US based). But again great acting.

Yes have to agree! I was shopping in that part of town and thought I would try out the new location. I have been a fan for years for some of the ALO ladies (Gina, Vitto and a few others from years and years ago) so I took a chance. The rooms are huge, nicely decorated and in a discrete part of the business park. Highly recommend that location if you have a favorite ALO lady to play with. Merry Christmas everyone

I stopped into Vibe a week ago and had a short but fun session with Adele. She definitely has one of the nicest bums I have ever laid my hands on. Another fine bum that comes to mind is Michelle_MA - sigh.

Yes, happy birthday to a sexy, classy, funny and beautiful lady!! Hope you have a good one!

Paradise Spa is in Bell Corners - just down the road from Kanata

Fully agree! Jewel is definitely a gem! She is an exceptional lady who makes you feel very special every moment you are with her.

I am stuck downtown in a dinner party for work and it looks like I will not be able to make it. Have fun!

Hoping to make it to my first Social - looks like an amazing turnout. Unfortunately I have a work conference this week and I will be tied up with a dinner Thurs night but hope to get to the social later in the evening before it ends. Thanks for organizing this!

Yes. If you like tall, slim, sexy spanish ladies with a beautiful smile then you are in for a treat. Sofia is a lot of fun - you will not be disappointed.

Awesome review for an awesome lady. I agree - she is an amazing woman and just a real treat to spend time with!

Well what a hot present Santa delivered just after Christmas. A couple of days after Christmas I was running some errands out in Orleans and I was feeling a little frisky so I called up CMJ to see who was available in the East. As luck would have it Jewel was available for me to unwrap as a late Christmas gift. And wow what a gift - thank you Santa! From the moment Jewel hugs you upon your arrival to the good bye kiss she is pure sensual fun! As many have pointed out she has an amazing figure and she certainly knows how to use her assets. I loved it when she bent over in the shower and wiggled her sexy firm bum at me! After some slippery fun in the shower we jumped onto the massage table and gave each other a hot massage. I am not sure what I enjoyed more - her hands on me or my hands on her. After lots of body slides I exploded over her hot body and we collapsed in a sweaty heap. After a few cuddles and some great laughs we jumped back in the shower. As I drove home I could not stop smiling as I remembered our time together! Great way to end 2014! Thanks Jewel, looking forward to more fun in 2015.

Claire I remember first meeting you three years ago at one of the Spas and was enamoured with your smile, laughter, and sheer sexiness! I also remember your short stay at that house/IT repair place when your massage table did not show up on time and you had some challenges but you fought through it and did not give up! After three years you are still a vibrant, hilarious and extremely sexy lady. Sadly I don't get to see you very much any more but when I do it certainly brings a huge silly grin to my face every time. The Ottawa men are very lucky to have you and many of the other awesome ladies in the city as MAs! Keep roaring girl!

Funny I was having similar thoughts this morning when I heard some thunder. I will never forget one night with my first girlfriend (I think it was our 2nd night of love making) when we were making love during a massive thunder storm. We had the lights on low but every few seconds there would be a bright flash of lightning followed quickly by a very loud burst of thunder. It was amazing - we were so into each other and the adrenaline rush from the storm just added to the passion. I will never forget it. So now whenever we get a big thunder and lightning storm I smile and remember that night!