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This was witnessed by a friend of mine. I can relate as I too have been frustrated on the golf course and have displayed reactions that I am not very proud of. I did not go quite as far as this guy. The golfer was having a game from hell. He was on the last hole. His first shot was a conservative lay-up in front of a pond which almost surrounded the green. His second shot made it half way across the water, his third shot, he duffed and the ball proceeded into the water merely 7 feet in front of him, his fourth shot made it over the water only to roll back into the water from the green side of the pond. At this point the golfer picked up his golf bag and threw it into the pond and stormed off to the 19th hole for copious amounts of beer. A few hours later, my friend saw the golfer go to the pond. He removed his shoes and socks and rolled up his pants. He retrieved his golf bag and brought it back to shore. He then opened one of the pockets of his bag and removed his wallet. He put his wallet in his pocket and then tossed his golf bag back into the pond. The golfer then returned to the bar. Dramatic? ...Yes.....Funny? ....Yes, except maybe for one former golfer.

Sex between 2 people is a very beautiful thing..... ......between 3 would be AWESOME!!!

I know YMMV may mean different things to different sp's or for that matter clients. I think it would be great that a lot of newbies be directed to this thread if for nothing else to have them think about what they can do to to improve their chances of getting the mileage that they are looking for.

I could not agree more. My world is a much happier world since joining cerb. It's mainly due to the wonderful ladies i have interacted with in one way or another. I would be remiss not to mention some of the gentlemen too who are also contributors to my happier demeanor. It just makes for a great community. Thanks to all.

Alcohol: beer, red wine, ceaser and did I say beer. I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem. Non alcoholic: diet coke, milk, orange juice, tomato juice. Wow...I should have had a V8.

Good post Jessica. What makes me want to repeat or become a regular client is not based on a volume discount or extra time. It boils down to the whole experience and whether or not did the provider make me feel special? Your repeat customers and regular clients will continue to come back because of the little things that you do to make them feel special. I am sure your repeat customers are rewarded for their patronage without any loyalty program. Having said all that...I do collect Airmiles.

I agree with Nat. I always thought of human trafficking as being an issue of human smuggling....this is not so. I now realize that most human trafficking occurs within our borders and does not always involve foreign nationals. I don't see CBSA as playing a part in those cases. I think what might help is to be able to offer protection to victims of human trafficking. This could be in the form of new identities, financial assistance and in the case of foreigners, relaxed rules on claiming refugee status. It is hoped that with these protections in place, the victims will feel free to provide testimony that will convict the perpetrators of human trafficking. There is a movie I saw recently called The Whistleblower starring Rachel Weisz. The movie is based on actual events. Rachel Plays the role of Kathy Bolkavac, a Nebraska police officer who is sent to Post war Bosnia as a peacekeeper. She uncovers a sex scandal which involves a coverup by members of the UN. The issue involves human trafficking and illustrates the kind of power that these traffickers have over the girls and the influence they sometimes have over the authorities.

The old cliches still work for me....schoolgirl, teacher, nurse cheerleader etc but I also like the non standard themes like Peachy's idea of a construction worker. Other non standards would be Judge, football or hockey player, mechanic (wearing coveralls). I like the transformation from a conservative, non revealing outfit at the beginning of the session to a beautiful and sexy lady underneath the theme outfit.

I am not sure but it may also have a bit to do with location. If you are located downtown, you may attract the commuter crowd during the weekdays but may experience a different type of client on the weekend. Not only that but I would imagine the population downtown on the weekend is substantially less than during the week. Being a family guy, I do find it easier during the week rather than the weekend.

......a peach

On a serious note, everybody should watch this. Hopefully, this will alleviate some of the fear if you are ever confronted with this scenario. http://www.heartrescuenow.com/ On a lighter note, I am willing to practice with any of the ladies on mouth to mouth recessitation. Cheers

I refuse to comment on grounds of self incrimination. I think I am like you Natalie in that I am more comfortable and get more enjoyment in a small and intimate setting. I find that opens the door to more deep and meaningful conversation because the discussion can become more personal. In a larger group, there has to be trust among more people to allow for more deep and personal conversation. That is harder to achieve.

I am in total agreement Royalfun. This is exactly what I was going to post. I mean, I respect that people have different prejudices and for whatever reason. No matter what reason she has though, it will not reflect well on your agency. She should go Indy IMHO.

This is my recommendation for Sydra Rainhart Let me start off by saying I have not been a very active hobbyist in the last little while and have not written many recommendations in the last while either. After meeting Sydra, I just have to come out of my shell and tell the world about my recent date with her. I am a little concerned that to have my rec do Sydra the justice she deserves, some may think it's a shill. Well to those who think so...."sucks to be you". To describe my experience with Sydra, I will make reference to some new and old acronyms. GREETING - acronym DDG When she opened the door I was floored at how gorgeous she looked. She is a spinner which is what I prefer and I could tell she looks after herself. Her smile and energy could light the room. But that is not what struck me the most about the greeting. It was the way she reacted when she saw me. Now, i consider myself to be ok looking...not quite Brad Pitt but close (especially with the lights off ...lol). She seemed so elated to see me, her eyes opened wide, huge smile, she gave me a big hug and a huge kiss and complimented me on my looks. I felt like i was Drop Dead Gorgeous. CONVERSATION - acronym EASY OK well not an acronym but the conversation was very easy and comfortable for Sydra. She is very intelligent and was genuinely interested in knowing about me and my interests while relating my interests to her own. BEDROOM - acronyms LFPK, DFPK, NOYB, TGFE The fist two are new acronyms that I attribute to Sydra. Long French Passionate Kiss and Deep French Passionate Kiss. Actually, you can add a P to all the acronyms because she is Passionate in everything she does. The rest will be None Of Your Business other than to say she offers a TRUE Girlfriend Experience. POST COITUS - acronym IWAAM It Was All About Me REPEATABILITY - acronym EDATOS If I could, I would see Sydra EveryDay And Twice On Sundays. In other words ...Yes

Hello all. I would like to tell you about my recent encounter with Isabella. This is not the first time I have seen Isabella. Actually, I have seen her quite a few times and each time is better than the last. I am not very good at providing recommendations but I do feel it is time that I give credit where credit is due. Isabella is so sweet and oh so hot. She also has a heart of gold. She is smart and funny and can carry on a conversation with ease. This should come as no surprise as these qualities have already been mentioned on this board. Isabella is currently not active on cerb. It had been a while since I had seen Isabella and I figured it was time to get reacquainted. When I arrived at her new down town location I was greeted by Isabella wearing a short white skirt and a white halter top with the Montreal Canadians logo. My jaw literally hit the floor. The halter top accentuated a great rack affixed to a petite body (definitely my body type). I believe Isabella knew that I was a loyal Habs fan. We made our way over to the couch where we began to get warm and cozy. All I could remember as we were making out was how cool it would be accompanied by Isabella to a Habs game while she was wearing that top. I was imagining what the fans would be thinking, "wow!...I wish I was that guy" or "look at that hockey chick". I then imagined being caught by the "kiss-cam" so that the whole Bell Center could see who I am with...maybe even coast to coast....hmmmm....maybe not such a good idea...but what the heck...it's ok to dream a little. Now, I am not one to kiss and tell but what I can say is, "HE SHOOTS...HE SCORES". Treat her well folks. She is a marvelous lady. And...if by chance you are a Habs fan...let her know. Go Habs Go.

Congrats on reaching this milestone. Not only quantity but gongrats on 500 quality posts. Keep up the good work.

Wow, I am glad I read this thread. I just had my colonoscopy, and an exam of my skin and all the other various tests but I never got checked for the possibility of testicular cancer. Thanks Isabelle for bringing this to my attention.

You got me hook, line and sinker.

This is very cool. My own cyber birthday party. Thank you all for coming. I remember all you which is remarkable for a guy in his ?0's. I know you all from your posts, your ads or chats. I must say all of the dialogue is very relevant, informative, intelligent, entertaining and respectful. Thats what makes this a great community. You cerbites are great. I have to send out a special thank you to a very special girl..my special girl. Isabella, I don't know what to say but THANK YOU. Thanks for the cake, cards and everything else. I will be seeing you real soon to show my gratitude in person. Cheers to you all.

Hey...Many happy returns to you from me and Big M.

Just like Loneskater, I have been slow in giving Ms Summer the positive recommendation she truly deserves. I had numerous chats with Lil (formerly Shelby) before I finally got to meet this strawberry princess. It was an early morning a while ago when I was finally able to meet her and I am not sorry I did. She is super friendly and super sweet and so much fun....I can't say that she knocked my socks off because they were already off lol. Take my advice guys....Go see Lil Ms Summer..you won't be disappointed. If you happen to see her in the morning....bring her a Tims Blueberry Muffin (not the one made with Bran). She will show you her appreciation. Lil...if you happen to read this...Big M says hello.

Sometimes I think it would be nice to have a friend to discuss my hobbying with. What am I thinking...the stakes are too high...trust no one ...no matter how close. I would always be worried that anyone I told would let my secret out. Cheers

And a very happy Easter to you too Peachy. Sorry to say that I am a habs fan. Please don't hold that against me.

Way to go Babes. Congrats to you on your 100th post.

I agree Cato, she is a real sweetie. I too have PM'd back and forth with her. She is a pleasure to converse with. At one point she told me that she would like to come to Ottawa for a visit.... Wouldn't that be special?