Emma Alexandra

lmao too funny!

Its just the look....no difference in feeling actually...anyway its not the cut or non cut that matters is it?lol....its all in how you use it. kisses, Emma A

lmao i think someone didn't read this thread....or are you joking...? lol kisses, Emma A:grin:

lmao i think someone didn't read this thread....or are you joking...? lol kisses, Emma A:grin:

oh you poor thing....lol...nothing to worry about at some point the uncut looks like the cut....wink....lol kisses, Emma A

perfer just because i love the look a nice Jewish one...cut. kisses, Emma

one of the worst questions was: "how much to suck my bird?" i didn't know weather to laugh or cry....i knew he was serious as i had seen him went i first started as an escort working for an agency....a voice i would never forget.....ick...the poor dude didn't even know that he came....yuck.....need less to say i never seen him again....call it just about nything but please do not call it a "bird",unless he meant his cockatoo...lmao or a cock or 2...ok i'll stop now...hehe kisses, Emma

yes its all in how you ask them....when they ask me if i'm a natural blonde i just say, "you'll never know"...hahaha kisses, Emma

Back to the funny questions people say... while giving a massage one time this gent said " can you rub my bum?" because of his muffled voice in the "pillow" i heard "can you wipe my bum?" lmao thank god i asked him to repete that....hahaha kisses, Emma:lol:

i do agree with you i only see who i want when i want. There are some people i will not see again as well. Even today here in Calgary this gent i met on my last visit to Calgary is driving me nuts...he has been calling me too often and its getting to me. He thinks i should just drop everything and everyone and see him....he says he loves me...lol...he is from another country but its because hes a pest that i won't see him...hes been calling since arrived last wed....today i could see him as i have time but NO WAY...lol we like who we like and that's that...and i TOTALLY agree with you in the fact that just because you call doesn't mean i'm going to see you. we all have our limits and who we want to see,what type of men we enjoy being with...its the quality not the quantity we like... kisses, Emma

yes you can't let one bad apple spoil the bunch or where would that leave us...lol....we can get the same attitude from any man...no matter the color,language or culture...kisses

yes its funny when they ask especially when we have it marked on our sites...lol but it can become a pain in the you know where as well....i think a lot of men are like my ex husband when he was looking for a movie to rent ...he would just look at the pics on the cover and back and if he seen boobs then he would rent it...lmao.. kisses, Emma

The funny part E.D wasn't how much my service is...it was the fact that he said"he just wanted sex"... kisses, Emma A

I also think its funny{in a weird way} when they ask what you look like...lol i tell them they must know since their calling me...one time this dude said" well i had so many numbers i forget which one you are" smooth...lmao you know i made an appointment with his asap...NOT!lol kisses, Emma :mrgreen:A

This dude calls me...asks me my rate i proceed to tell him. He says "ok i'll be honest with you...i just want sex" i laught and hang up kisses, Emma A please add to this thread if you get funny or stupid questions...

I was in NYC and had met up with a friend from Toronto there for an afternoon.. we were both so horny while having lunch together we wanted to do it right there...so i went upstairs to the washroom and he followed shortly there after...we hadn't realized that the upstairs was another part of the restaurant that was closed that time of day so we took advantage of it right there on a table....not only was it hot because of where it was but the thought of getting caught was a big turn on. kisses, Emma A

i hope that's what he meant...lol... I'm guessing that's why the gentleman always asked me to a hotel..i don't know what he was thinking to ask me to his place when it looked like that...i felt bad for leaving but i think anyone would have....it just was horrid...ick i still get itchy thinking about it. People that know me know I'm nice but one can only tolerate so much... kisses, Emma A

well now i know why i haven't participated in other boards much....lol i made a comment about booking appointments with me and got slammed....i deleted what i said but there comments are still there..lol too funny it wasn't even bad...all i said was about wanting their phone numbers and that i would call back to confirm and if they didn't show up i would black list them....lol..my my some people are sensitive....also told them if they wanted to confirm an appointment they could send me an email money transfer of 50 bucks an hour b4 seeing me...just thought it would stop some of the no -show people...lol oh well live and learn...at least i know where my real friends are... kisses, Emma A

I had this gentleman whom i had seen several times. We always met at a hotel room. Well one nice hot,humid sweaty day he invites me to his place instead the the nice hotel. He booked me for the night....which would have been 1500 dollars. I get to his his apt. and was totally taken back by the mess. Pizza and take out boxes everywhere and i mean everywhere...stuff all over the carpet don't even ask me about the bathroom.Bags of garbage in the little kitchen. yuck! Anyway i say to myself "i know him so I'll stay. The bedroom must to clean." there was one chair i could see it was new {thank God} so i sat on it. The place would have been cute if it were clean and that's all i wanted to do was clean it. The room is hot and stinky and well i say lets go to your bedroom....guess what?there is no bedroom...he expected me to stay on the floor with him and his filthy dirty blanket and pillow"yikes". No amount of money is worth it so i cut my losses and make an excuse and leave. There was no way in hell i could stay there. He hasn't called me back since....lol....i wonder why? kisses, Emma A

no sharing you....lol...besides you have a better ass then her...lmao kisses, Emma A