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thanks for the review. Erin is one of the few in Sudbury, and I had not seen her yet, although we had made arrangements to in the past, but were unable to get together. With the demise of CL, I hope more of the Sudbury and North Bay ladies find their way to cerb....

don't try this one at home either hahaha

You forgot a great smile and eye contact... that gets me everytime... I get bored and start to check out the rippers everywhere in the room except the one on the stage if the girl looks like she is in a world of her own, dancing for her own amusement. If she smiles and captivates me, has my attention.... I won' take my eyes off of her, and if she meets yout other "requirements" she'll probably end up in the champagne room with me too! lol I like pale skin on a dancer too... The tanned skin doesn't command the same stage presence as the fairer skinned gals who really stand out on stage!

Emma, THIS IS YOUR CAPTANI SPEAKING!! bwahahaha! you are most correct about this, however, since I won this myself last week, I did a lot of homework..... 1) on the back of the ballot, it states in the rules, there is one winner per day, all other entries may be eligible for a discounted travel package - therefore, they rpesent as legit booths in shows 2) this company is based out of Florida - google it 800-203-9783 - Ramada Plaza Resorts - working with Imperial Majesty Cruise Vacations 3) you will find these booths at trade shows EVERYWHERE. I entered at the Boat Show in Toronto. Others entered at Briday shows, auto shows, Sex Shows, and home shows.... 4) you're given a year and a half to book your trip.... These ballots are used for marketing tools.... they get all your info, and your agreement to receive calls and promotions from them, mind you, I did check "I do not wish to receive any promotional stuff" at the bottom of the ballot The website they give, was registered in 2007. From as far back as I could read, people have been getting these calls since then, but the whois shows I think it was January 2007 regiistry date. Personally, I have been unable to verify whether ANYBODY actually paid the $299 and went on the trip. it's a "discounted trip" remember, so, it is possible it exists. Funny thing is they did NOT ask me for my credit card. They said I could call them with it, when I was ready to book, in the next 18 months... My trip was 4 days orlando, 4 days cruise to bahamas... they also have a trip to mexico they offer some people as well.. Just my 2 cents, I would pay the $299 if I knew it was legit, but I can't confirm that at all.

Sorry to see you go Dreamer, I've always enjoyed your posts and reviews.... hopefully you drop in from time to time to say hello!! I'll also raise a toast to you next time I have a drin..... wait. I just had a toast in your honour! lol

Not all strip clubs are doing bad.... my local club owner said booze sales are off the charts, however, as you say, many of the girls are suffering, and I do not doubt that. You can buy 4 beers for the price of a dance, and watch them dance for free on stage... right? anyway, I posted this article here... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=38196#post38196

Interesting also that AdultFriendFinder owns Penthouse magazine.... As taken from here: http://money.canoe.ca/Forbes/2009/01/26/8149206-forbes.html By Dirk Smillie, Forbes.com 2009-01-27 00:00:00 Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and "Girls Gone Wild" king Joe Francis facetiously asked Washington for a $5 billion stimulus package for the porn industry in early January. "Americans can do without cars," said Flynt. "They cannot do without sex." Or at least a reasonable substitute. Strip clubs and other adult businesses are booming as the rest of the economy craters. Rick's Cabaret International, a nationwide chain of jiggle joints, reported that for fiscal 2008, revenue is up 87% to $60 million. Rick's attracts 70,000 customers a month to its 19 clubs. At its New York spot alone Rick's posted just over $1 million in revenue in December. "The stimulus package has been very, very good to us," cracks Allan Priaulx, Rick's head of investor relations. Francis Koenig, the goateed, 32-year-old chief executive of AdultVest, the first hedge fund for porn, reported a 50% rise in its returns last year, though he won't say how much or which ones delivered. Koenig's funds, called Bacchus and Priapus, invest in gentlemen's clubs and companies that acquire them in the U.S. and Canada. AdultVest purchased strip club chain VCG Holding last May and recently bought iPorn.com, a site that hosts online dating and live video. Amid all this froth, AdultFriendFinder, which owns Penthouse magazine and other adult brands, floated a $400 million IPO in December, though the ticker is not trading yet. Not that skin trade stocks are on fire. Shares of adult oriented companies like Rick's and VCG Holdings are lagging. Others, like New Frontier Media, Playboy Enterprises and Private Media Group have been in the tank for months as Web porn offered by sites like AdultFriendFinder kill adult DVD sales and slam nails in the coffins of hide-bound adult magazines. So how to account for the sex boom? Part of it is human psychology. Strip clubs and porn sites are about consumption and discrete gratification--typically the last kinds of behavior people change when their wallet thins. It's what makes Rick's a cash-rich company. Rick's also thrives by its ability to re-brand on a dime. The Rick's club in Philadelphia saw its sales skid recently, prompting the company to re-name it Club Onyx, after another chain of strip clubs it owns aimed at celebrity sport stars and hip hop artists. The location is right: Onyx is within a mile of sports complexes where teams like the 76ers and Eagles play. According to Priaulx, the club has since tripled sales. In Dallas, just down the street from the future site of the George Bush Library and Institute, Rick's has converted its latest club into another brand it owns: XTC Caf?. It is the largest all-nude strip club in the U.S. but does not serve booze. "I think our non-alcohol policy would make a certain former president very comfortable here," says Priaulx.

Wow! Cowboay has the exact same taste as me. Sunny Lane is one of my favourites, although she has gotten some tattoos in recent years and lsot that innocense about her, but she is so sexy! Sunny looks best with her blond hair, and she has tried a few darker hair colorings as well, that just really killed her clean image.... I also like Alison Angel as well - Britney Skye http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=britney+skye&gbv=2 is anothero ne I like....

read inside the ottawa recommendation section.... plenty of lovely gals to choose from, or take a look on http://www.escorts-canada.com - pick ottawa from the drop down, and look for a girl that you like, then use the search button here to read the reviews on her (if there are any) what turns one guy on, may not work for the next... so you will need to do a little homework. There are some very fine ladies on the site who have great recommendations, really depends what services you are looking for.

on most VB boards it is under the User CP in the Navbar. However, it is not available as an option here, so it must be disabled under the admin panel... I don't see it anywhere else.... unless I am blind..... but that is where it usually is, usercp. some boards keep the function disabled, to keep the reputation givers anonymous..

great and humourous review... I went to take a look at her profile, and she is now a suspended user for some reason.... whatever they are. Glad you had a great time with her..

I remember when "table" dances meant they brought a stool to your seat, and danced there in full view of the room, no touching, and only $5.00 -backroom dances didn't really exist (not at the places I went when I was 19) I haven't been to a club in Ottawa in a couple years..... although I read about the lowered walls, and stuff, can somebody give me a better idea what this would entail? Like, are we talking about sitting in a chair, with walls on each side, but being able to see to your right and left with ease? Last time I was in Ottawa area, I hit up Taboo, and beautiful girl, great mileage, and the room was like a nice big change room sized area... I was in Toronto for the ACDC concert and Boat show a couple weeks ago and hit up the Brass Rail, and some other club on yonge (near CollegE) I forget the name of... the drinks were $8.75 apiece (the Rogers Centre was only $8.00 apiece! lol) and the champagne room was like a large room with open benches around it. Beautiful spinner type I spent all my money on, with so-so mileage, but you were literally bumping elbows with the guy beside you albeit a flower pot or something in between. Anyway, it was very open, no privacy really... their other room didn't even have pots or stands in between them at all.

yeah, the catch is you may have to sit through a 90 minute time share presentation.... :) lol

thats just eery. I have been practicing Rocky Mountain High all night, andI just put Denver on the playlist, and was listening to Annie's Song as I read this thread... beautiful song indeed.

my first with a MP with a great happy ending in toronto was when I dropped my now ex wife off for a supposed business meeting, I knew she was meeting a guy there for the weekend. I drove by the oasis MP on Hwy 7 and was like..... that is exactly what I need! And it was.... and thus a new hobby born for me also... I've since seen SP's in my home city, neighbouring cities, and a few in Ottawa, plus my fav of all time, Cat who was travelling through.... I can't wait till I get back to Ottawa, I have at least 2 SP's I plan to meet! :)

I remember Catharine St. Clair mentioning in another thread how she had discussed this extensively with lawyers, I imagine she would have some much more concrete answers on this subject too... And while I doubt it matters, all those acronyms can stand for so many things, it's not like they are written in Websters dictionary. While clearly understood within the industry what they may mean, it could be debateable, but as you said, why risk it...

I guess only the top level no longer works..... a little experimentnig found... http://www.aylhin.com/gallery.htm

Did she ever make it back to O-town, and are there more reviews? HEr website no longer works, and I'm wondering what the hell y'all were so excited about! lol

Welcome to the site, this question has been asked before, and there was a long thread about it, but I can't find it with the search function anywhere..... The general concensus was you're not likely to find a REGISTERED masseuse performing what you are looking for that will work through your insurance.... it was too big a risk and they would lose their license if they were ever caught... there was mention of another masseuse who was registered, but no longer is, so you would get the skills of a registered therapist, the happy ending, but expect to pay for it... I don't frequent MP's .... somebody else would remember "who" I am talking about, and perhaps somebody can dig up that thread, it was only a few months old, but I can't get it with the key words like "insurance" or "company" at all....

pffft, 3.7 milliom bucks, forget school, invest the money and retire!! lol

indeed a good thread, points from every post touched an aspect of my previously failed marriage.... for years I knew our marriage was falling apart, and I prepared for it, and how as dumpy said if one of us would find somebody else it would end, well she did find some guy.... which was actually great, as the guilt was killing her when I busted her. Lies, deceit, etc. He was an american, and he drove from the US to pick her up overnight, and she was pregnant only 2 weeks later.....married 5 weeks after the divorce was legit. If you know it's gonna crash and burn, be smart, like I had been hiding all my earnings for 2 years and kept us broke as could be, so when we did the deed, I just wrote her a cheque from my company, and she smiled and took the high road thinking she struck gold... the key here, after reading all the comments, is EVERY relationship is completely different!! It does take time after the split up to put it all together, and find any common ground with other friends who divorced... but no 2 situations are the same... If you wanna save it, you can. I know I could have if I pleaded with her, and did as dummpy said and worked my magic, and she would have stayed, but I knew I was unhappy and miserable and wanted her to leave.... you need to really search deep in your heart.... don't stay for the kdis if you are unhappy, it is your life, and you have to live it, and be happy in your own skin. I know I have enjkoyed the last 2 years ridiculously too much.... but again, most of that happiness for me, is because of how bad my marriage was to begin with. I had zero freedom. zero ability to do as I pleased. I was the sole income earner, the chef, the maid, and the sugar daddy. I was living in the "spare room" for years, and so on, and so on.... Now, being free, I go out, when I want, spend what I want, see whom I please, my relationship with my family haven't been this close in almost a decade, they had nearly dwindled to non existence, thanks to a wife who hated everybody..... :) Anyway.... well, good luck in yours, it took me years to get the courage to say ... I want out, but she was thinking it too, and whe she found that new SO it made it too easy, so I was just very lucky!!

well in the champagne room, the dances are the same, any extras I always tipped.. not sure if they wanted extra for it or not, but it was well deserved! :)

It's actually kind of funny!! lol - surprising too, but I've always been a huge fan of Larry Flynt, the man has balls. If nothing else, good publicity stunt! :)