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I also used flightcentre.ca in the past, but only because it shows me all the comparisons between the other carriers. In Canada, you pretty much have Westjet and air Canada. It will show you the days you want to fly and the better rate + or - a day, then go direct to the carrier's site and book that same date and time for cheaper.... I found consistently cheaper bookings (about $20-$40) per flight one westjet.com after finding the best deal on flightcentre.....

Sorry guys, I was just making a funny.... it seems my humour never quite gets understood... I was not pointing it at her specifically.... merely quoting 2 services offered... I had never heard of extreme GFE.... EGFE. lol (that is why she got quoted or my post would have made NO sense in this thread) I thought it might be funny to suggest ANY SP would offer Wife and Ex Wife services... Far be it for me to insult any ladies here, I love them all dearly... What happened to the days of guys making jokes about how horrible their wives and ex-wives are... a little humour goes a long way.... sorry to any who took offense.

Hmm, why is there no WIFe and EXWIFE services? In the WIFE service, you make us wash your dishes, cook, clean, and vaccuum your place, and then pleasure you for hours on end, and then kick us out with blue balls.... EXWIFE you just fuck us up the ass..., then take all our money, the car, etc and send us on our way... lol :)

what about a topless massage? the last MP I went to, was topless, I can't recall but I think she got down to her panties too....

Hey, did you guys know EVERY single condom, has a serial # on it?? OHH, I'm sorry, I guess you don't need to unroll it all the way, do you? Or, you would know that!! hahahah! :)

We already have a thread going on this topic here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=6489&highlight=hard+times

lol so it IS possible... http://www.panb.ru/2005-06/2005-06-02-self-lick.jpg Now, that is much nicer to see, than seeing Ron Jeremy self fellating himself 20 years ago...

yeah, hilarious..... unless you lost a fortune in the last few months.... shitty. I lost about a years salary for most people.... (around $33,000 on mutual funds) as they dove... now we can only sit back and wait for them to go up... So, yeah, Emma has the best advice! :) lol

that does raise an interesting question, and also prompts a new thread of it's own... one of the first SP's I visited, I parked my car 2 blocks away (then walked), brought cash only, and no ID... when we were finished, and I was like "ok, how do you take your donation" she said just put it on the table, she took it, and didn't even count it... when I asked, she said ... why wouldn't I trust you? then she asked me to give her a ride to the corner store... my eyes lit up like a deer caught in headlights, and I felt like a fool when I said I parked it 2 blocks away.... she laughed, but I think she thought I was a total idiot!! Legally, I was worried about..... hey, if I get busted or something, they can take my car, and everything.... and well, my wife would be PISSED.... (bah, I woulda just told her to go fuck her boyfriend anyways, who cares what she thought at the time! lol) Anyway... I for one, would just bring cash. I can't offer a whole lot of wisdom here, save that for dummpy, dreamer of cowboy Kenny..... but your question is certainly as I said, worthy of discussion of .... can they take your car, and stuff if you get caught in a bust with an SP. ( I know you were worried about the SP stealing your money or ID or something, that is why I wouldn't bring much more than needed. Say the call is $200. Bring $250 or so...

that does raise an interesting question, and also prompts a new thread of it's own... one of the first SP's I visited, I parked my car 2 blocks away (then walked), brought cash only, and no ID... when we were finished, and I was like "ok, how do you take your donation" she said just put it on the table, she took it, and didn't even count it... when I asked, she said ... why wouldn't I trust you? then she asked me to give her a ride to the corner store... my eyes lit up like a deer caught in headlights, and I felt like a fool when I said I parked it 2 blocks away.... she laughed, but I think she thought I was a total idiot!! Legally, I was worried about..... hey, if I get busted or something, they can take my car, and everything.... and well, my wife would be PISSED.... (bah, I woulda just told her to go fuck her boyfriend anyways, who cares what she thought at the time! lol) Anyway... I for one, would just bring cash. I can't offer a whole lot of wisdom here, save that for dummpy, dreamer of cowboy Kenny..... but your question is certainly as I said, worthy of discussion of .... can they take your car, and stuff if you get caught in a bust with an SP. ( I know you were worried about the SP stealing your money or ID or something, that is why I wouldn't bring much more than needed. Say the call is $200. Bring $250 or so...

LMAO thats funny.

Sooo, can any of you ladies do this? What a neat trick! :) Wow, now my mind is churning....

I'm reminded of one of my worst outcall visits.... when she told me to sit on the couch, I was paranoid as hell, godk nows what I could have sat on... she was definitely bottom of the barrel SP .... but I was afraid to even sit on the couch, afraid I'd sit on a syringe or god knows what.... cleaning up in the bathroom there was fruit loops still floating in the toilet.... geez, fruit loops (for real) .... never repeat that! never! lol spend the extra bucks and feel good about it.

I agree here also.... I have 2 regular dancers I love to see...... I've spent literally hundreds on the 2 of them, but the last 2 or 3 times I've been back, I wanted younger, spinner type, and each time, had to tell my regular girls some lame excuse like "I just got here, haven't even enjoyed my beer, maybe in a little bit" or something to that effect... only to get the odd look when I'm heading to the back room 20 minutes later with a much younger girl.. I ran into one of my regular girls at the post office last week..... I was checking her out fmo behind going "wow, that is an ass to die for..." and when she turned around, and recognized her immediately, she gave me a big smile, said hello, and walked off..... the smell of her perfume lingering in the room as she left.... yum!

sure, the basic story of economics.... cost push / demand pull etc... (hey,I remembered that from college, woohoo!!) but those ladies who provide a premier service are not going to lower their rates. In a sense that is diminishing their self worth. They are providing a premier service... However, I would definitely not be surprised to see new ladies on the scene come in with ridiculous low prices in difficult times, just to pay the rent... they may not be setting up shop permanently in the business, but it's certainly possible (if not in Ottawa) that in other major cities, you will get lower prices on the services... I wouldn't hold my breath for the quality time like we're accustomed to at the moment... You want a quick fuck, you will get what you pay for...... you want to chat, play, laugh, have some intellectual conversation with a lady.... it will still cost you.

always feel bad for those poor bastards at my local club, but the routine is always the same, but nevertheless always memorable for the group..... the last bunch of times I saw them do the show for a bachelor party, the bachelorette party was also happening so the girls could see him get his ass whipped.... lol getting him down to his undies, dancing to get him hard, then pouring a pitcher of ice down his pants... whipping him ass with a leather belt..... then putting the belt around his neck and with one girl walking him like a dog, the other girl riding on him like a horse... yeah, dummpy has clearly done this before! :) the strip club idea will probably be the safest and easiest way to go I think, really will depend on your buddies involved...

Just dumb luck has worked well for me.... given digits more times than I can count on my own... got several HJTC, and one time, if I had a condom, I would have had one really nice treat from one gorgeous girl. She gave me her phone # but I never got the balls to call her later, doh! Lots of kissing action in the back. The HJ and almost FS opportunity were both daytime.. digits are day and night.... Best of luck!

You can see most of the Ottawa escorts by photo by clicking here: http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/frame2?city=Ottawa&prov=ON Shop for what you like in a woman, then search their names in the forums to see the reviews for them...

On my message board I used to run, we had 225,000 members, and 100,000 unique hits daily..... and to avoid not only the prying eyes, the ignorant, and naive, but also to cut back bandwidth useage especially during peak hours (not an issue on CERB yet, but potentially it could be a problem if you had 1500 people online at the same time) we installed a special hack forVB. This allowed us to choose what forums were visible to "non registered users" they could see the topics, but could not view the threads..... could not read, or search, or do anything on the board, without registering... As a non registered user, the only forum they could "view" and read was the forum rules... in fact, there was another hack, that put mssages on the top of every single screen sayign "Welcome to our board, why not register to get full free access to our forums... being a member lets you do.... this, this, this blah blah, etc..." Once registered, that message was replaced with "welcome to the board, come to our newbie area, and say hello.... we don't bite, introduce yourself" etc... it really encouraged newbies to post, plus after they made a post, the annoying message was gone from top of the screen! :) this would solve issues Mod posted in another thread today, this site clearly gets great traffic, but the traffic can do almost anything a non member wants to here, except search, and send PM's. We were all newbies once.... forcing them to read the rules, and etiquette, and FAQ sections as a non member, and only allowing full view of the forums, will increase new member sign up, and certainly relieve some of the ignorance in the world... Anyway, I'm sorry for the way this douchebag spoke, EmmaA. Certainly there are many misguided souls out there, and all you can do is to either ignore, or educate the stupid asshats!

for those who PM'd me saying the link does not work, read what I said, replace CL with the complete unabbreviated word... www . bitches of cr ***s list . com

Not intending to hijack this thread, but lots of discission of CL here, noticed nobody has mentioned the http:// www. bitchesof CL.com (fill in the CL part) quick thumbnail view of all the girls there.... and a short profile of each when you click on. All other major cities too.

I was going to recommend Catharine also, I see inaluki beat me to it. she has a massage table, and she really knows how to treat her clients.... she is phenomenal.. and the only one who comes to mind based on what you seek.

DOh.... major typo.. lol thanks. I wish MOD would turn on the Edit function timeout, which allows people X number of minutes to re-edit their psot...

well, my 2 cents, when you're getting the whole GFE..... frankly, who wants to kiss an ashtray? Sure, some cover it up well, but usually you find a hint of it somewhere and it's gross... same goes with the strippers.... if I get approached by a gorgeous lady who asks me for a dance, (Well, if she is really goregeos, hell, I'm gonna go!) but when she gets close, and I smell tobacco, it's a real turn off, and makes me want to high tail it out of there!