Cowboy kenny

My work in the media has me working with "celebrities" daily, people we all see on tv or hear on the radio on a daily basis. It also affords me the opportunity to meet shall we say larger scale celebs , performers, athletes, politicians, actors etc. The only time I've ever been "star struck" so to speak was when James Barber , the Urban Peasant came by one day. I always thought he was cool and he cooked like I do messy, presentation sucked but the food tastes great. He was very endearing and a genuinely nice guy, reminded me of my grandpa.

Like Pete, I enjoy looking at Megan's bum while reading her insightful posts :) Here's to another 500 + ! congrats Megan

this friend ;) of yours might want factor in other considerations about starting an agency in Ottawa. I won't go into it here but there are far more reasons in the "NO" column that outweigh the "Yes" with regard to running and starting up a traditional agency in this city, get him to do his research and I'm sure the answer will be clear.

All this talk about the length of my member is making me blush :) So the asian pee shakers are a myth, what about the complimentary blowjobs on thursdays LOL. While I have been here a while I only post when I have the time or feel the need to contribute between the old diary and the current one theres 500 more posts out there. My advice, don't sweat the status indicators, contribute as you see fit with relevant and thought provoking discussion and and the membership will soon know and appreciate the value of your contributions, regardless of the icon beside your name.

It's a plan that quickly backfires on the owners and perpetrators, clients aren't stupid...it doesn't take long to realize that certain girls advertised are never available and then owners wonder where all the business has gone.

I heard, I don't know this for a fact because I've not yet attained elite status... but I've heard they (the elite) get keys to the executive washroom staffed by beautiful asian attendants who will gladly hold for you and then tap and shake your member when you are done peeing. I've heard rumors about a swanky cigar lounge and complimentary blow jobs every Thursday, but those are just rumors.... :)

I respectfully disagree, a good place would not use shady tactics to increase business. I understand it's a cultural thing and because of the stigma associated with this trade few women do want their faces published, fine don't show their faces! Show their body's breats and bums, those are the parts most men like ooogle over anyway! In all honesty then they'd be better off publishing their ads with no photos at all, it would increase their credibility tenfold.

It's an exchange of bodily fluids and thereby a risk exists... breast feeding is not quite oral sex... http://www.aids.org/factSheets/611-Pregnancy-and-HIV.html http://www.aids.org/factsheets/150-Stopping-the-Spread-of-HIV.html

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

She is a favorite among many here, as proven in her existing reco thread. Probably best to have this recommendation added to the long list of praise that has been on going for couple of years now.

"niche-ify" Erin, you're always good for a laugh, you crack me up. I love new words!

Since the crash I too have to login each time, where regardless of the status of the remember me check box.

Wow no follow up, no apology or explanation ? Truly unprofessional and rude, and unacceptable. That type of performance and attitude makes it difficult for everyone both providers and clients. Vote with your feet don't patronize them any more. I'm sure there's two sides to the story but if they went to the trouble of setting up the appointment they should at the very least have the decency and respect to follow up by email or pm. It works both ways.

Wow so much great music to choose from, below are just a few songs that certainly strike a chord, they bring me back to a moment in my past, a special memory, a sad memory, a happy moment each are poignant in their own way.... Whiter shade of pale-Procol Harum Rush-Subdivisions Pink Floyd-Learning to fly Pink Floyd- Comfortably numb The air that I breath- The Hollies The Theme from Hawaii 50 and of course

Relax people, no need to get all in a fuss. I didn't get all bent outta shape when several ladies took my cup size discussion and turned it into a shopping spree of where to buy and how to measure. but maybe I should have, seems to be the way things are around here these days. Just let the conversation flow, you never know what we might learn or where it might take us ! :)

LOL "in the end" made me laugh, but seriously folks bb anything has it's associated risks but requesting greek or full service bb will as others have mention have you shut down right away. It's just plain rude and really disrespectful to the lady you are with. The best rule of thumb is to stay clear of personal questions especially upon that first meeting and just explore the fantasy of the encounter, perhaps if their is more chemistry and you two click then some of the personal barriers may begin to fall to the way side.

still keeping with the theme....

SA, clubs have house dancers who are paid and independents, those who pay the house fee to work. As Megan has clearly explained the benefits to both positions. The opportunity is always there for a indy to become a house dancer, if she's interested but it means conforming to a preset schedule and being more of an employee, that might not suit everyone's tastes, so the options are there for the dancers to choose which suits them best. While the dancers are the main attraction, the club needs the other positions to create the ambiance and safe environment for your entertainment needs. Those people work equally as hard, to create the atmosphere you seem to enjoy and without them your experience would be considerably different. To you drinks may seem over priced, but how else do you expect the house dancers to get paid ? A strip club has the same expenditures of a regular bar plus having to the flat fee to the house dancers. I'll leave you to defend your comments about older strippers and those with children, you might want to reconsider what you've said there. It offends me and I'm not a stripper or woman.

SA, don't take this the wrong way but snap out it and come back to reality. I did not make a point for any side, i shared my views and my experience. A strip club is a business and thus should be run like one. The profit margins are low and the expenses high. Be happy that they exist and enjoy them for what they are worth from a consumers perspective. Don't try and disect it just enjoy it ! :)

Having managed a club or two in the past I can also see the advantages for both sides. Megan is right to say that as an independant contractor your potential for earning goes up you have to work for your money. It's the same as an indy escort vs an agency girl. Indies have to work hard to maintain their reputation and quality of service, an agency girl may not work as hard because the agency will always send another. The fine system is in place for a reason, and it's not to rip the girls off. Their are simple rules to follow, if they don't follow the rules they pay the fine, if there were no fines then the place would be out of control. Fines keep the less responsible girls in line. Also you should be aware that if a dancer is regularly griping to you about being fined all the time then it's likely a ploy for pitty and for you to buy more dances or help her out. She's not being fined, she's pocketing that cash. Not all dancers do this but the lazy ones do, trust me I I've seen it all. As for the bar charging the girls to work, well ya... who's paying the staff security, dj, etc, who's paying the rent, who's paying for the tables the chairs the music etc... who's paying for the marketing and promotion who's paying the taxes. Paying up to 60 dollars a night for the potential to make 3-400 + is a fair investment. Sure operating a strip club might seem like a license to print money and I imagine that it was more profitable back in the day when I worked in the clubs than now, with narrow profit margins and so many other diversions available ie: internet, dvds, better promotion and marketing of escorts etc.

LMAO!!!!! :sm185:

It too was wondering about that remark, if it is a joke it's not funny at all. Communication , open and honest is key to an enjoyable session of wakkaa wakkaa, especialy when dealing with activity around the "o"

If it's a sting , it's poorly organized... If it's not a sting, it's still pooorly organized. The photos distributed included photos of girls represented by the farce of an agency known as sugar rush entertainment. Even if this was a legit event would you want to be associated with this guy at all every time he opens his mouth the price goes up and he credibility goes down, and he didn't have much to start. His biggest faux pas, was advertising for ladies in the same section as he was soliciting clients, obviously never heard the term "don't shit where you eat" ie: don't get caught speaking out of both sides of your mouth, you will get caught. Obviously this guy ain't playin with a full deck, I can't wait to see how this downward spiral continues over the next few days!

Not sure if it's a scam or just a plain ole' idiot. He's not very good at math or economics and has no idea what a gangbang is all about. Not that I'm well versed in the gang bang area but really a gang bang in it's truest sense, from what I've been told and understand is 1 girl and maybe 3-5 guys not 30 guys ? 30-40 guys with a hand full of girls get's complicated and far from erotic, condom changes between girls, etc. It's a farce. To make matters worse the pitiful organizer sent out photos of participating ladies to all who responded, yet he did not bcc the correspondence so now all the email addresses are visible to everyone else, so much for discretion. Yahoos like this Chris guy are just another reason to stick to a tight knit community like cerb or otherwise CL is just a waste of time. Jolie I'm sorry to hear about your unfortunate situation, if there's anything i can do to help please feel free to contact me.

Ottanon, you post often and share some valuable opinions, I'm sure if others feel the same you will be nominated. Glad to see this feature come back there's some turly valued contributors here who are well deserving.