Cowboy kenny

Way to go antlerman, always good to read your funny and sometimes thought provoking rants and comments. Here, in your honour, is my favorite Adam "ant" song from the 80s, somewhat appropriate for this group...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_152hzt9Clc

My singin' voicie aint so great, but give this a listen...

Holly Molly, do you get a Cadillac or something for that many posts! Way to go Pete!! I always enjoy your posts and reviews. You've never steered me wrong on any recommendations or advice either. That's why I'm pullin for ya in the valued member selection this time 'round. So many worthwhile contributors but your time is due! Thanks Partner

Which is why I keep my diary. If I point out the scams, bait and switches and other crazyness it will help the potential clients find the true gems and honest providers who do advertise on CL

I saw that one last night, my first reaction was shock but thinking about it further I saw it as a clever marketing technique. For the provider it's a unique way to bring in business and probably new clients. For the client it's a substantial discount for something you already have in your wallet .

Glad to maintain it, but the thanks really goes to the memebers here and the readers of my diary. Thanks to guys like 325i for coming forward and sharing. Earlier in month I received an email warning me that this particular ad on CL was scamming, the message was vague and lacking proof, when I asked for more details and information none were given and I've never heard back from the sender. Then another note from a diary reader arrived this week with simillar details as 325i and again another yesterday. I like to check things out before writing an entry in the diary, which is why I sat on it for a while , until I was able to confirm facts. Thanks again 325i for passing on this info.

Joe, I'd be curious to know more about your meeting, if you're a memeber of terb you can read my humourous and unfortunate account of a date gone bad. PM if you like.

I've received two emails about this and once 325i returns my PM it will be 3 sources all with the same story. I've gone ahead and posted the warning on my blog. Thankyou 325i you did the right thing by sharing but more so for not trying to be a hero, just get out and be happy you were unhurt.

Ottawa Tap water tastes fine, must have been the hotel and pipes. I hate Disani it just doesn't taste right. All other bottled water is fine, however when we drink bottled water we are robbing our selves of fluoride that is added to our drinking water. A little off topic but I had a girlfriend who would not drink water from the tap in the bathroom, in her mind the water was the same as toliet water, she was really hung up on this. I'd ask her, so you won't drink it but you'll bathe and shower in it, her response was usually frustration followed by "you just don't get it!" and that night I wouldn't "get it". She would get a glass of water from the kitchen to brush her teeth with it was the oddest thing.

Nicely done What's up, your past the half way point heading towards the home stretch

I to would be curious to hear what "she" has to say in "her" defense, however given the history this establishment has of mocking the membership and administration of CERB I expect it to be a pretty lame and weak excuse. Thanks MOD

Happy Brithday Cumquat, remember you're not getting older, just more experienced!

Wow so many votes in the first day, this is a great response. I would encourage all cerb members to place their votes. Quite a few of the nominees on that list are much valued by this here cowboy. It's important to remember that it's more than just post counts, that matter. Some of these members write fabulous reviews, with great insight and offer up great discussion points that spawn wonderful mulit page threads. I love to check CERB out a couple of times a day to see what many of these nominees have to say next. I come to CERB for stuff I can't get anywhere else quality adult grown up discussion and conversation. The internet is full of fluff, while CERB is chalk full of quality information much valued posts. Best of luck again to all the quality posters in the nominee list.

Nice nowin' ya Foxie girl, get ready to be banned! How fucking pathetic! Time for you to giddy on up out of here! http://cowboysdiary.blogspot.com/2009/07/times-are-really-tough.html http://cowboysdiary.blogspot.com/2009/07/times-are-tough.html

Nicely done 4bbrlcarb, you should always trust your instincts... you spotted the ad and knew it was too good to be true. You may have burst your own bubble but at the same time you deserve a pat on the back.

not so quick, they also overcharge, under serve and practice bait and switch, run, don't walk away from this place, run http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=42735&postcount=3

ahh Young Stud I think you are reading way to much into an innocent statement, the gaging sound a woman makes when deepthroating, be she 18 or 48 and the head movement the sometimes accompanies the sound is what I was refering to. This has nothing to do with power, influence or even money. I don't shove my cock down anyone's throat, instead they devour it. Trust me I'm about as vanilla as they get, so I'm not really into kink but if I enjoy the sound a woman makes when deep throating throw me a bone... sorry if i offended you or anyone else for that matter.

Trust me boy's I've tried because those pics do look TGTBT but nothin, so who knows it might be time for somone to TOFTT. My dance card is full these days but I'm sure someone's gotta be up for the challenge ? NO??

To address the original question Q:"how rare is deep throat ?" A: If you're married....very..... :-P Thank you, Thank you...I'm here all week, try our buffet and don't forget to tip your waitress.... Thank you Thank you... Seriously though You'll find that it's rare for the younger 18-23ish providers to be able to deep throat without flinching or gagging, although as I was discussin' with some buddies over lunch the other day the gagging and flinching can kind of add to the hotness of the event, within reasonable limits of course! But the only way these providers will get good at it is with practice and I'm always wilin' to accommodate. To be fair though I've been with quite a few younger providers (18-23) that have given it the ol' college try and are close to perfecting the art of DT. Frankly I don't know how these gals do it, but everytime it happens I'm always impressed with the effort and technique that each lady has. I know one gal who deepthoughts my entire buckaroo while tickling my balls with her tongue, now that's talent!!

Amanda Forsyth is her name, now look at her picture... I wonder why Cap remembered the story! I've met her in person and worked with her on a number of occassions, she's quite the Hottie and very down to earth.

Smartguy, no one around here is uptight, we've all been pretty direct in our suggestions to contact them directly to answer your questions, why listen to opinion when you could the straight facts from the source :) With a screen name like smartguy asking a question of that nature is in this forum, well... it's not so smart. In town or out of town your best bet is to contact Jasmin directly, the members here will all tell you that you will be entertained, pampered and relaxed throughout your session. You'll be impressed by the surroundings, the professionalism and the gorgeous attendants. You will likely leave the building only to turn around and want to do it all over again. As for PMing yes your right it is a bit of an earned honor. Understand though that sharing works both ways and some might be skeptical to share with another member who appears to be a newbie with so few posts in 2 years of membership. You should understand that too often on boards like this folks are quick to com and take and not give which makes some of the more active participants weary to offer up valued information and experiences. Ottawa is a great place to hobby and we have many fine offerings as you can tell from the most active city section on this site. Flip through the pages of recommendations for our fine sps, mps and dancers, you'll probably end up extending your stay to take it all in. Hope you enjoy your visit, there's plenty to see and do, both literally and figuratively!

Wow so many good candidates to choose from this time around, this is going to be both difficult and interesting. Remember folks it's not just the post count but the value and the content of those contributions that define the true value of the member and their respective contributions! Good luck to all those nominated.

Way to go partner, you've certainly been keepin' those fingers busy. Ya know were goin' have to raise all the doorways around here with all these people with pointy crowns walkin around. Keep up with the informative, funny and thought provoking posts!

Fair enough, but you can choose who you do and do not represent. The onus is on the agency to provide quality to the client. If you represent a girl who lives/ works out of a pig pen, then that is reflective on your agency and the rest of the providers you represent. An agency needs to establish a standard so that girls know what is expected of them and let them know that there can't be repeated complaints otherwise it may not be possible to work with them any longer, there needs to be a consequence, to pass the info along is not enough, especially with the younger ones, sometimes ya gotta play hard ball to get the message across. If they appreciate the value of the service the agency provides they will abide by the conditions, if they don't they will move on, which is fine because they were a liability to your reputation. It's just like any other business... Image is everything and while yes, I'm not visiting a girl to inspect her housing accommodations the condition of the environment does have an impact to the session. Hard to keep the passion going when you're trying to forget about the smell of cat pee or the stench of stale smoke, while tripping over dirty laundry and pizza boxes.