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And Paige, they are quite possibly the best, most realistic big fake tata's I've laid my eyes, hands, tongue, mouth etc... on yeeeehaaaawwwwr! I think Brandi looks so good for 40 due to the west coast lifestyle, less stress, slower pace and cool sea air, of course it could have something to do with all the playtime too :) She's got that beach bum surfer gurl thang goin on, and I mean that as a compliment. Hang ten sister!
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Not to mention their sad attempts at shilling http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2071&highlight=tripple and blatant bait and switch practices http://cowboysdiary.blogspot.com/2008/11/aaa-spa-how-do-they-stay-in-business.html just two reasons why you don't hear much of them round these parts.
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Reputation point system - faq
Cowboy kenny replied to mod's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Can i cash in air miles for rep points ? Seriously though, let's live with it for a while and see how it works the mod's been tweeking away at it for a while now and it seems like there are measures in place to avoid abuse. I do agree with dummpy about the front page, if anything just because it truncates the latest posts column. I also agree with PrettyPaige, that there needs to be some form of accountability, otherwise it could get messy. As always, thanks mod for this new feature and your efforts -
With you my dear anytime the cowboy loves to share!!! Yeeehawwwr!
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I'm glad to see y'all agree with me about this pretty filly. She is a true country gal, which makes even extra special to the cowboy. I'm certain she's repsonsible for heatin' things up lately causing all the snow to melt away!
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A box office success for sure, I'm popping the popcorn now!
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Funjay, you are correct, It's Lylas List that Joy started. I'm getting on in age my memory isn't quite what it used to be :) Thanks for clearing things up!
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I must admit I'm still confused by all this virtual "reputation" stuff especially with all the shenanigans going on with actual reputations at stake. But I don't get it, the other day I had a good number of points and was a trusted member with quite a few green bars, today I notice I'm no longer "trusted" and only have 4 bars, I don't see where points have been removed in the user CP , just curious as to where they went. I think I'm fairly well trusted here and don't need bars beside my name I'm just trying to wrap my head around the whole thing. It's funny how possessive and attached we can get to something that's given to us then taken away even though it's not tangible and has no cash value.
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Paige you are definately HOT, but hardly a grandma! Not that there's anything wrong with that :) I believe in Ottawa, Joyful C has the honor of having worked in one form or another in this industry for a number of years dating back to the 70s. Not all of those years here in Ottawa but a good many where. Joy is was also a pioneer of sorts starting listings and forums like Lyla's List, the predecessor to boards like this one where providers and clients could interact, discuss and communicate with each other. Joy saw the potential of the internet and how it could serve this hobby well. I know Joy's to modest to say anything, but she deserves a lot of credit. Her experience and wisdom are welcome and often starters for great conversation, weather you agree with her or not she always has an interesting take on things.
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Arrests at Barbs?
Cowboy kenny replied to Kubrickfan's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
Kubrick, can you pm me the board where you read this news I've searched and enquired and heard nothing either way about this situation. Much appreciated. -
There really isn't much more to say, that hasn't been said already about this pretty filly. But I will try anyway. After a number of missed opportunities and failed attempts due to busy schedules we found it difficult to meet. That all changed recently the stars aligned and we were finally able to meet, let me tell you it was well worth the wait. I arrived at her in call location with great anticipation, I could not believe my eyes when the door opened to reveal this brunette vision of loveliness, all decked out in cutest little negligee baby doll. From her thick lustrous brown hair big doey brown eyes, wonderful full lips all the way down to her cute little manicured toes,she was a vision of loveliness. We started off with Big hug and a kiss some introductions were had and then we made our way to the bedroom, disrobed and got very comfortable, make that very very comfortable. We lay on the bed and spent time steeling kisses and giggling, what we were giggling about is beyond me but it certainly made the situation more fun. We played a fun game of "what am I putting in your mouth" a game you play with your eyes closed, while your partner.... you guessed it places something in your mouth! It's a game at wich I discovered I'm not very good at as, it took me almost forever before i realized the first thing in my mouth was her wonderfully perky & puffy nipples (ok i new right away, shhh don't tell, i just couldn't get enough) opening my eyes again to finaly reveal a wonderfully firm body with a fantastic bum, and delightfully smooth and responsive meow, meow. This filly is definitely a pleaser and will satisfy your almost every want, she does this safely of course but with energy and enthusiasm,unlike no other.To my surprise I discovered that she's the playful and creative type as we experimented with different positions, in different rooms, with different furniture. All the while I could not believe this pretty filly was giving me the ride of my life. What a feeling to have those big brown eyes looking up at me while she was takin' care of my buckaroo. What a feeling! I'll fast forward to the end to say while all the fun had earlier was great, but snuggle time afterward was terrific. This filly is a smart one and it shows in how she presents herself,speaks and acts. This gal is a definite winner folks, treat her right and with respect otherwise you'll have her legions of fans to deal with. We left with more kisses and hugs, I did not want to leave but it was getting really late. I wanted so much to pick up this cute filly, put her in my pocket and take her home with me! And you will too if you get the pleasure of making her acquaintance. She left me feeling like a million bucks and punch drunk giddy. After leaving her place I encountered a RIDE checkpoint, at which time I thought for sure I would have been asked to do a roadside test as I was wide eyed and disoriented from the romp in the hay i just had. After assuring the officer that neither my horse or I had had a drop that night. eventually waving us along as I made my way back home for a very restful sleep.
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NOOOoooo Kenny!
Cowboy kenny replied to rickoshadows's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
LMAO, but it's so warm inside! Nice find Rick -
she is a member here, check out her profile and send her a PM, you'll be glad you did!
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Yes she does, and yes they are... very pretty, thank god you're a lover and not a fighter Paige. MOD with Paige at your side you are well protected. Posted via Mobile Device
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I didn't know Dummpy was in movies!
Cowboy kenny replied to VedaSloan's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
Now that was funny. "crazed by the charms of a young girl" lol, Thanks for sharing Erin. It should be noted our pal dummpy is slightly taller. -
After re-reading this I realize this comment could be misconstrude as a dig at the MOD which is aboslutly not the case. He's got a tough job and I wouldn't wish his troubles to a monkey on a rock! As the site grows in popularity and awareness so to do the troubles as we've seen. Kudos to you MOD for your tireless efforts.
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First off, Dummpy thanks for starting this thread and putting this out there in the open. Thanks also to Pretty Paige, Pete, Dummpy, MOD and all the others for their support, it's very much appreciated. Those who know me through correspondence in chat or by email , or who have met me know that these petty accusations are nothing but malicious rumours and totally contradictory to my whole being, I'm a giver, I provide, I help, I exist, however the cowboy does not FORCE anyone to do anything they do not want to do, ever. And for the record I am not into unprotected sex. Period, end of story, fini, c'est tous! I know I piss some people off, but I could careless about those who I piss off. I've taken a rather public position in the last year about exposing scammers and frauds, so I expect to have pot shots taken at me, trust me not all my e-mail is fan mail! But that's ok , I've got a thick skin, and could care less what an unscrupulous, deceptive fraud thinks of me. However I do care about what people around these parts here at cerb think. I'm an avid supporter of this community and strongly believe; as mentioned in another thread, you get what you give. Someone mentioned earlier, if i would do it differently and operate my diary more anonymously, no it would defeat the purpose. After all I have nothing to hide I speak facts as they are presented in a public forum. On occasion I add opinion, to which I'm entitled , but never do I speculate. On the rare occasion where the facts have been misrepresented or I got something wrong I've been the first to admit a mistake was made and publicly retracted my comments. It's happened twice, by the way in almost a year not a bad record. While the MOD has removed one of the people responsible for spreading these malicious comments, that's fine and very much appreciated, however if the originator of these false accusations has the balls to STAND up in the very forum they've tainted with lies, I challenge you to come forward. Apparently there were a few of you, who wanted to warn others, so why do so under cloak and danger in the dark of the night, don't be a coward hiding behind the anonymity of the internet, instead I challenge you, the accuser(s) to come forward with your accusations and more importantly ACTUAL PROOF of these allegations. Perhaps you are too chicken, if so then just PM with the proof to substantiate your claims, otherwise shut up, go home and more importantly, GROW UP. Last I checked you had to be an adult to participate in this forum. In closing I would like to say while never having met Pete I know him to be a stand up guy and know that these same allegations are total falsehoods. I know many of the established providers here think of Pete as a true gentleman, and so to should other members of this board. Things a have gotten pretty messy around here for a "nice" friendly board, in an effort to clean things up and not have to watch where you you step , please let's observe the signs and recognize CERB as a NO BULLSHIT ZONE.
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Feelin' a little wrestless on this extra long weekend I was perusin' the ads online and the albums on cerb. Up popped 69Nikki69's photo's and don't ya know it up popped my buckaroo too. The first thing I noticed from her photos were her piercing icy eyes, and long blonde flowing hair ( If ya haven't heard me say it before. I love blondes) but man those eyes! After enough humin' 'n hawn' for the last while I contacted the pretty lass and made arrangements for a special session. Special in that I requested an all oral adventure, to which she greatfully obliged. I slapped on my boots, mounted my trusty horse and galloped away to her place near the baseball stadium, with the thoughts of hittin' a home run very very soon, or at the very least clearing 3rd base! :) I hitched my horsey up outside what turned out to be a cozy little love nest. I knocked on the door, it opened to reveal those beautiful eyes and a big bright white smile. She kindly took my coat, and at the same time my breath. Very perky and eagerly leading me to a soft and comphy bed with nice clean sheets. After some basic introductions and formalities we soon were kissing, at first little timid pecks,soon followed by some eager and enthusiastic tongues. Immediately I thought about her skillfull tongue and what it could do to my buckaroo. Bein' a younger lass, her tongue is pierced like many of them do now adays, her kisses were warm and pleasant. Our tongues entwined while hands, both hers and mine; explored and roamed. The clothes began to shed to the floor. As the excitement level increased, so to did the room temperature.This girl was an excellent kisser, her fragrance was enticing and delightful, her hair smelled of a spicy sexy scent all of which was makin me one excited and aroused cowboy. My hands cupped her full C cup breasts, the were soft and almost fluffy, my mouth took in each and teased her responsive nipples till they were nice and hard. I could not get enough, so I buried my self in her wonderful breasts for what seemed forever. While straddled across my lap her tongue began to slowly make it's way from my mouth to my chest, she gently pushed me back on to the bed nibbling and kissing her way down towards by now throbing buckaroo. She teased me with slow pit stops along the way and even gently blowing on the little feller as if to cool things down. Eventually my memeber was enveloped in the warmth of her mouth, taking me all in; while darting her pierced pink tongue up and around my engorged and hard buckaroo. She moved away ever so briefly to move back to my mouth, kissing me aggressively and with what seemed like more passion than before, then straight back to guest of honor. Playfully licking my shaft up and down and all around the cowboy was in heaven, she went back for more with great passion and delight. This girl loves to please, my god does she love to please. After licking and sucking my shaft with great passion, she then moved down further to ensure the boys were well taken care of. Boy were they ever, that pierced tounge gave the boys the lashing of their life, not a spot was missed, much to my and their delight. :), not a spot was missed. Just to be sure she would gently suck one at time in to her warm wet mouth. While she was taking care of business my hands,fingers and tongue were exploring her wonderfully soft and smooth body, eventually my hands made their way to her delicious meow meow, it was both smooth and wet, i gently explored with my fingers a very tight, moist and inviting kitty. I had to taste it, I invited her to sit on my face to which she eagerly shifted her wonderful bootay upon my face,all the while returning her attention to my buckaroo. She tasted delightful, and was responsive to the pursuit of my tongue, as I licked her clit she became wetter and wetter, her juices covering my mouth as she pressed herself further and harder down on my tongue. She continued to pay incredible detail and attention to my buckaroo and the boys too, occasionally coming up for air to shove her tongue down my throat and then back again. I could only hold out for so long before I could feel my legs shaking ole faithful was about to blow, just before the eruption I could feel the tremors makin their way up legs and before you know it I was spent, after letting go good amount cowboy sauce we both lay back exhausted. Nikki then bounced up to clean up and to get me a warm cloth so that I could do the same. While cleaning up we shared some stories and got to know one another even more, as we dressed our selves we became very much comfortable with one another knowing that not only did we connect and have fun, but we both had made a new friend tonight. In short 69Nikki69 is a beautiful young lass, eager to please and a fun romp in the hay, I will definitely return to her cozy little love nest if anything to further our friendship and see what adventures await. Thank you dear Nikki, as you well know I had a great time. Now remember lads as is the case always, Ymmv, but I'm certain if you treat this lady right she will return the favor, and then some.
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what I really think of cerb. A rant
Cowboy kenny replied to Pretty_Playmate's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
I feel a group hug coming on.... Ya'll know how much I love this place, good people, good times, good conversation like dummpy says ya get what ya give, words to live by! -
I agree with rub junky ...you can inform the provider with a little tact without being direct about ketchup or time of the month, aunt flo etc. Just let her know how important daty is to your experience. If she's reputable, i would imagine she'd be upfront about it and advise you then that this isn't the best time to book a date and maybe offer you an alternate date to partake in you're special activity. Remember these gals are humans, talk to 'em, they won't bite, unless you want 'em to!
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Gabriella Laurence (aka Miss cloe) and kyra-duo
Cowboy kenny replied to PistolPete's topic in Ottawa Recommendations
Pete, what a great review and more so what a great time you had> these ladies are top notch and certainly do deliver, what a way to loose your duo virginity! Way to go partner! -
Happy Birthday Emma Alexandra!
Cowboy kenny replied to a topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Emma, did you go to Denny's for your free dinner ? LOL :) -
female friend wants an experience
Cowboy kenny replied to c***p***y's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
As mentioned previously there are number of advertisers on Escorts-Canada who provide exactly the service you are looking for, other options include researching the recommendation section here for a provider that matches your lady friend's requirements and contact the provider to see if she would be willing. It's also possible that given the fact that many providers frequent this board they may contact you directly. This board is a great resource, and there's great members here I'm sure you'll find a few options to consider. I know one west end sp that matches your description, sadly she does not provide service to women, happily she does provide service to cowboys. -
Nice catch Ottawadave, I just got back to a mailbox full of inquires about this one. The first give away as you point out...visiting from Florida in the middle of winter, ya right...lmao silly scammers, the number's going on the avoid list if this scammer tries again y'all will know best to avoid.