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Cowboy kenny

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  1. There's not much more to be said than what the gents ahead of me have already stated. I had been trying for some time to make time to meet up with this pretty lass, but mrme beat me to it. Finally my schedule freed up to allow me the opportunity to meet her. This sexy lulu is sure to wear you out and keep you smiling from the moment you set eyes on her. Her Swedish heritage is rather evident in her statuesque form and long flowing blonde locks, she could easily be an honorary member of the famed swedish swimsuit team, hands down no problem! Her golden sun kissed skin is soft and oh so smooth to the touch. Breast men will love her natural firm B on the verge of C cup breasts, take it from the cowboy they are a pleasure to behold! Lulu has an insatiable appetite for oral, her skills and talents are impressive for someone so new to this scene. I suspect she's had her share of practice, and practice makes perfect, right ? Let's just say it comes naturally to her! Did I mention her wonderfully round and firm booty ? One word says it all Unfreaking- believable, and it loves to be spanked, not too hard though! Daty aficionados, dinning at the Y has never been so delicious! Lulu loves to be licked and if you do a good job, you'll be rewarded with amazing enthusiasm mixed with ecstasy and sheer delight, she does not hold back! But only if you do a good job! All in all Lulu and the cowboy had a great ol sexy party, fun was had by all as this flirty sensual filly bounced and bobbed taking me to the finish line and beyond in a mind blowing climax :) Take your vitamins boys and get your rest before booking with this pretty gal. Remember of course gentlemen that ymmv but so long as you are clean polite and respectable you WILL have fun. If you don't then you're doing something wrong!!
  2. When I read an ad I'm looking to get to know the provider... Don't sell me, tell me ( there is a big difference) Be honest, tell me what you want me to know, don't compare yourself to others, this is your time tell me about you. And most importantly....
  3. Yeah, I'm honest about it with them, I would usually preface my comments with " I can see why you'd like this" especially if it's someone I know well like a lot of you I have a diverse circle of friends which makes for great discussions, arguments and laughter, we all know, like and understand different things, which provides a great opportunity for us to learn from one another, but yeah if I don' like it I let them know.
  4. I've had the pleasure of her company a few times now, but as much as I'd like to keep her all to myself I thought its about time I share. She's a tiny gal at 5'5 and she definitely qualifies as a spinner for those who enjoy the spinner types, at the same time she has wonderful curves soft and round and firm all in the right places. I'm not sure what i like best, her firm perky breasts with cherry like nipples or her perfect bum, just enough to cup in my hands and grab onto for some fun. Some maybe concerned about her youthful looks, but I assure you she is mature and wise beyond her years. Unlike some new or younger providers she's capable of intelligent and coherent conversation and she's a good listener too. She's super cute and a wonderful bundle of energy and she genuinely enjoys what she does, she's far from a clock watcher, but careful lads as time will fly by with this pretty lass at your side. She plays it safe while still providing an open and fun experience and her focus is all about providing you with the best experience possible. As you all know I enjoy the company of all sorts of women and love to meet new gals too, when I met sexyhaley I was in a bit of a funk, her bright and cheery smile and sparkling eyes soon turned me around, consequent visits put a spring in my step that had been missing for some time. Her schedule is limited at times so if you get the chance to meet up with this delightful and sensual provider, jump at it !
  5. Yoga Pants are the best invention since cowboy boots! I'm fortunate to work down the street from a LuLulemon it makes for a nice midday break :)
  6. Spend 80 bucks on the Photoshop Elements app available in the mac app store http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/adobe-photoshop-elements-10/id465291110?mt=12 I use Photoshop CS5 for work and freelance applications on my PCs but since converting to Mac last year I installed this app on my mac mini and macbook pro and am very impressed with the features of this software given the price and how much the full CS version cost me! Spend the 80 dollars, consider it an investment in you and your business, GIMP is nice but can prove to be challenging especially if you're not comfortable with getting under the hood. I highly recommend Photoshop Elements for the novice user. It will allow you the ability to blur, water mark, remove tattoos , add text and other industry related requirements with ease.
  7. I'm pretty sure your delta points will continue to be honored and issued at the newly branded hotel, the change is in name only, ownership remains the same. If there intent is to bring the fromer skyline/crowne plaza up to date and to delta standards they've got a lot of work ahead of them. I've often regarded that place as a highrise motel, tiny overpriced rooms that for the longest time were dated, musty and the service was terrible. I understand they've made some changes in recent years, it will be interesting to see how the remodel to the common areas and rooms turn out. They are offering 99 and under deals to compensate for the construction hassles.
  8. http://news.yahoo.com/penis-tattoo-blamed-permanent-erection-152604109.html Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection A 21-year-old Iranian man now suffers from a permanent erection after getting a tattoo on his penis, according to a report of his case. The man had the Persian phrase "borow be salaamat," meaning "good luck with your journeys," tattooed on his penis. He also had the letter M, the first letter of his girlfriend's first name, tattooed on it, according to the report. His condition is medically known as priapism, which is said to occur when an erection is not caused by sexual stimulation and lasts longer than four hours. The condition most commonly happens in boys ages 5 to 10, and men ages 20 to 50. The case report, published Jan. 3 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, notes that this is the first case of tattooing causing the condition. Tattoo troubles A tattoo artist created the design with a handheld needle, according to the report. After the tattooing, the man bled from tissue deep within the penis, and experienced pain for eight days. His penis then became semi-erect, 24 hours per day. When he visited the doctors, his erection had been ongoing for almost three months. The doctors conducted numerous tests to rule out other possible causes, such as a urinary tract infection, leukemia or syphilis. They determined that the tattooing was probably to blame, and suggested the needle may have been inserted too deeply. The doctors determined that blood was still flowing in and out of the man's penis, so they diagnosed him with a nonischemic priapism. This occurs when blood enters the penis faster than it can go out, leaving the penis permanently erect, due to the increased pressure. An ischemic priapism, in which blood is no longer flowing, is a much more serious condition, and can cause severe damage if not treated. Treatments Doctors recommended that the man undergo a shunt procedure to drain excess blood. But the shunt did not work. According to the report, the man did not wish to undergo additional surgery because he can still have sexual intercourse and he is not in pain. He also does not regret the tattoo, the report said. The doctors do not recommend penile tattooing, according to the study.
  9. I think I might have been too coy, I'm saying it's too soon to tell and sadly they are off to a rocky start. It's my honest hope that we don't read about them in the diary.
  10. I'm all for choice and selection but there's a right way and a wrong way to do things. In my opinion they aren't prepared, the made a lot of noise about their launch but they aren't answering the phone, they claim to be an agency but only seem to be promoting one girl and they're promoting that they offer something fresh and different, meanwhile they are recruiting from the same venues that other agencies use and were still recruiting as of today ? Lot's of glitz with no substance... Seems like they got the proverbial cart in in front of the proverbial horse! I hope I'm wrong but as the saying goes you've only got one chance to make a first impression.
  11. In keeping with the good nature spirit of this board, lets just say.... "no comment"
  12. Howdy and welcome, thanks for taking the time to introduce yourself to the crowd!
  13. I was at a meeting this morning in the Delta Office Tower across the street overlooking the scene and the police presence was strong they were all over it, a couple of cruisers and some detectives along with Fire investigators. The condo talk is not new it's been rumored for some time as it's one of the few parcels of land available for development left in that sector, it's only a matter of time. Imagine though the convenience of living in a condo with a strip club in the commercial space below, lol
  14. So long to my pistol packin' partner, I know your are not alone in your view of the current state of cerb. Hope to keep in touch and hope that some day you'll pop back in to say howdy! Happy Trails partner!
  15. Clarissa offers Indy MA services from time to time in the central west http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=74806
  16. Wishing all members of CERB the very best for the holiday season, may you and your family have the very best at this festive time of year. Take the opportunity to relax and enjoy time spent with family and friends! Admittedly I've been rather busy this past year with a number of projects and not been around cerb to contribute as much as I'd like to, I resolve to change that for the new, year! In the meantime, Merry Christmas Y'all (I'll be taking some time away from the diary over the holidays, however updates may occur as necessary.)
  17. Great Breakfast with good friends this morning !
  18. Content is king! As the owner and operator of my own website that sees moderately high volume, not nearly as much as CERB but 5-7000 visits a week I have a responsibility to my advertisers and that responsibility is to ensure that their is exposure to their advertising. I do so by making sure the content is fresh and by marketing and promoting the site on other relevant sites where the content would appeal to those site visitors. Cerb has the same responsibility to it's advertisers and is in the unique position to have the membership contribute for free, the content that draws the traffic to this site, in the internet world traffic equals $$$. The thread in question in this case has had over 1,000 views and I'm guessing no complaints till now so 1000 impressions that the advertisers who pay for the sideboard and banner ads received, penny for penny it seems they got their money's worth. If a pooner in europe is searching for reviews on a european provider and comes across a review posted here, who's to say that when or if that pooner comes to Canada that they don't look up one of the ladies who happens to advertise here on CERB. Yes the primary audience is canadian hobbyists and the Canadian providers, however there is no harm in bringing foreign interest to the board.
  19. Given the fact that people haven't been doing much talking about anything around here lately I think it's more relevant than posting videos of cats from youtube and our favorite songs or the latest viral videos. A lot of the hobbyists who post here have the opportunity to play abroad while some don't, this board is or was all about sharing. So long as the recommendations follow the guidelines and rules I don't see any harm in broadening our horizons and our reading list a little.
  20. Thanks to all for your feedback and further explanations, I have a better idea now of where the concern lies and the true root of the problem, it's all much clearer now!
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