cordsboy

CL is like skid marks on our tighty whites; we all know its not the right thing to do but we cant help ourselves. Buyer beware... Sorry to hear you only got 1/2 screwed (get it?)

Here are my top 3 1. Oil of oregano You can buy it at any health food store make sure it is derived from the proper potent oregano plant, and that the carvacrol concentration is at least 70%. A few drops in a glass of OJ in the AM and your good to go. 2. Garlic This one will sound weird but it works; take 1 or 2 cloves of garlic and swallow hole, I swear you'll feel better the next day. I cannot say you will smell good as the garlic will seep through you; but is an excellent fast acting cure. Pill format is not as effective. Pray you don't fart because you'll clear a room. 3. Saline flush You can but different bottles to help with the flush at any pharmacy. In short you shoot water/saline mixture up one nostril and it comes out the other, must do both. By cleaning out the passage you clear a large amount of bacteria away. As well this is an excellent cure for dry nose in the winter. :cooter:

My average has taken a dive since my favorite SP has headed out west for the winter; honestly have only seen a few SP since she left and am having a hard time getting back into it, something about those eyes... :cooter:

I like the couch with a glass of wine, soft music and dim lights. :cooter:

Location, location, location.... While I live south of the city, any area will do as long as the service is good. I am not a huge fan of downtown as there are parking issues as most already pointed out. I am a huge believer in highrises as it allows for some discretion and usually there is visitor parking. Fisher Ave has a few as well as Richmond rd no idea of the price?

I guess someone is writing a paper

My 2 cents... You are definitely a great friend and care about your roommate. I am of the opinion that your idea is worth exploring, you may need to make a few adjustments 1. Have him meet her at a bar and not as your friend, thus the association to you is removed and no need to worry about him asking to hook you up again. She just has to say she is in Ottawa on business, is married and horny and just needs to blow off some stress. 2.make sure the SP is clear on the story 3.be prepared to do some explaining if he finds out. Worse case scenario, if you do not want to do this for your buddy due to concerns with his mental health, I will volunteer to be the recipient of your generosity.

uuummmmm boobs

The term GFE is a little inacurate as if I wanted the true "girlfriend" experience I would need to ensure some nagging and bitching were included in the session. As for the Pornstar experience, unless your hung like a horse the only accurate part of this "experience" is the role played by the SP.

After conducting years of research and no records of my findings I have come up with the following equation to assist in your quest: J+$-L/S+N$xH=GL% J = John $ = amount of money L = looks S = stripper N$ = need for money H = hornyness GL = getting laid Einstein wished he could have come up with this one.

Your first plunge is always the hardest; just pick an SP that has great reviews and you find appealing; while you may be tempted looking into some deals on CL there is a reason some girls offer deals... After your 1st session you'll wonder why you didn't do this sooner. Don't over analyze this selection, there are easily over 30 girls in Ottawa that will make your first experience very memorable; enjoy my friend.

$35 for a door fee seems about average! The extras are most likely that EXTRA's...

TV and reality are 2 very different things. Funny how we question some aspects of TV but flying men, talking animals and octomoms are not an issue?

I ever win $1 on a scratch ticket I'm out of there too... Unrelated topic: who remembers the Hustler scratch and sniff?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg Have a good one people.

The Ontario Provincial Police have a child pornography unit, all they do is focus on child predators and cyber luring; give them a call, email, annonymis letter, etc... The one important thing here is time the longer you wait the longer the predator has to change the web address, act on his urges, etc... I saw a documentary on TV last year regarding child pornography and you'd be suprised how little time it took for them to start chatting with a predator on line in some kids forum. No joke the shows producer pretended to be a 10yr old boy, within 1min he was propositioned, shown pictures of the predators genitalia, etc.. and this from chat room to chat room, countless times! The scariest part it the reason they call these sikos predators is because they are exactly that, they will extract info from the child without them knowing and find out where they live, what school they go to, there real name, age, what their parents do, etc.. then they blackmail them with the chat logs... I'll let you fill in the blanks.

Capital punishment is and always will be a topic of argument (pro or con). While I agree that our justice system does not work well one needs to consider what evil they are prepared to live with: capital punishment or to allow a child predator to continue preying on our/ your children. I am in full support of finding a more civilized manner in addressing the issue and I have heard many theories on rehabilitation and incarceration (my favorite was phrenology) unfortunately society has attempted multiple ways of addressing crime and the problem still exists It is an offence in Canada to simply view child pornography, let along partake in it, distribute, produce, etc... The is also a major difference between child pornography and sex between consenting people. A 16yr old can, according to Canadian law, consent to sex. Child pornography involves anyone under the age of 18 who is victimized while sex is the focus of the act. So to sum this all up, while I may not agree with the death penalty 100%, if I had to chose between releasing a child predator into society hoping they will not brutally victimize and ruin an innocent life or putting them to death I would not have an issue putting them to death.

While the "art" argument may have worked in the past the Criminal Code of Canada now includes a clear definition of child pornography. 163.1 (1) In this section, ?child pornography? means (a) a photographic, film, video or other visual representation, whether or not it was made by electronic or mechanical means, (i) that shows a person who is or is depicted as being under the age of eighteen years and is engaged in or is depicted as engaged in explicit sexual activity, or (ii) the dominant characteristic of which is the depiction, for a sexual purpose, of a sexual organ or the anal region of a person under the age of eighteen years; (b) any written material, visual representation or audio recording that advocates or counsels sexual activity with a person under the age of eighteen years that would be an offence under this Act; © any written material whose dominant characteristic is the description, for a sexual purpose, of sexual activity with a person under the age of eighteen years that would be an offence under this Act; or (d) any audio recording that has as its dominant characteristic the description, presentation or representation, for a sexual purpose, of sexual activity with a person under the age of eighteen years that would be an offence under this Act. Castration is a start but these people are trully sick and unless capital punishement returns then my vote is to lock them up until they die. These predators do less then a year in jail and most re-offend within 30 days of being released. The US are somewhat on the right track: http://www.registeredoffenderslist.org/steps-to-get-full-predator-report.htm

While the law may say under 18, what LE seem to focus on are the cases when the victims are younger (under 12). As well they seem to focus on people with large quantities/ distributors or predators. A 35yr old with a 17yr old is not going to attract their attention unless that person is ina position of authority. As for Canada being ranked #2, this is more likely a false stat as Canada like many other countries are actually dealing with thew problem and not just brushing it under the carpet, so yes we may have a lot of convictions per capita based on other countries but this is definitely not as rampant as some may believe. What everyone needs to remember here is that the young children are the victims, regardless if the siko only downloads the photo or video the fact that he is looking at it creates a need thus the abuse of innocent children. Canada is very lenient in its sentencing against child pornography and this is a reflection of society (sentences in Canada are someone based on moral standards: what will the public be happy with). If you disagree with this do like I and write to your member of parliament our country should be ashamed for its poor stance on this disgusting crime. (sorry this post pushed the wrong buttons in me)

Nothing like laying my junk on Dora or Spongbob

Having both options is probably your best bet; depending on the quality of your mattress some guys may not like laying on something soft for that long. I'm 6'3" 200lbs with a bad back and can only lay flat on my stomach for 15-20 min on a soft mattress before my back starts to bother me. As well while you may be clear on the service you offer some may view this as an invitation... Now to the more important question can you make my back feel better as well as Mr Happy? :cooter:

It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye. 1-Denial 2-Anger 3-Bargaining 4-Depression 5-Acceptance The closer you are to 5 the closer you are at moving on. Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. (Wilson Mizner)

You cannot go wrong going to the Riviera Maya south of Cancun. Any hotel in or near Playa Del Carmen is great. Very nice beaches, safe, lots to see and do, the reefs off Cozumel are rated #3 in the world and the night life tends to be older (school kids stay in Cancun). The upside is if your in the mood for an easy lay just take the $30 cab ride to Cancun. Costa Rica is another great spot, can hit the Pacific and Atlantic/ GoM, rain forest, active volcano... lots to see and do. My favorite place lately has been Portugal; stay in local hotels, eat on the ocean at a local family run restaurant (you can watch them walk in out of the ocean with the same food that ends up on your plate). Great wine/ porto, lots to see and do, GREAT scenery if you like Portuguese or Spanish women.

Nice try MOD, anything to ensure we are logged on 24/7... Keep up the great work we all appreciate it.

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