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Try and remember the meat-heads and shop-class kids when we were in high school: I'm sure our parents thought the same of us and we turned out fine. While some would think the world is doomed due to our future being ruled by a generation of incompetence we've managed for millenia and I'm sure we will continue to survive. There are smart and dumb people in all walks of life: school, work, gym even your local Tim Horton. It's an assumption people attending university are smart, the reality is university attracts people that can afford it first while the few who can be admitted on their intelligence alone are few and far between in Canada.

Erin I agree that the younger generation is a little messed up I'm sure my parents said the same about me when I was that age. I do recall being the smartest kid in grade 6 math because I was the 1st to get a "watch calculator". On another note does anyone ever remember really understanding was was being read by the class in the history textbook or were you more preoccupied counting the number of people in front of you and then trying to figure out which paragraph you would read? :butt:

Since he is an English Litt teacher you can always use some poetry (My sex poem by Dommi Of Baphomet). :cooter: Kiss me baby Make it better Make my pussy That much wetter Fuck me hard Until I scream 'Til there's a puddle on the sheets Then lick it sweetie Suck my clit Reach on up And grope my tits I'll pin you down You sexy ass I'll bang you hard And ride it fast I'll then get down Upon my knees And lick it slow So as to tease As it goes down Into my throat I'll squint my eyes And softly moan Now you're coming As I blow I take it all And start to swallow You taste so good As you fall asleep I crawl to your side In hopes you'll hold me

Has anyone done a reco on this CL ad? I've done internet checks on the phone number and checked CK's site and could not find anything??? Just wondering? http://ottawa.en............ca/ers/1433580509.html JESSIKA, BRITNEY, ANNIE, SUBIRA!!!!!!! - w4m - 21 (DOWNTOWN ) Date: 2009-10-22, 8:57PM EDT Reply To This Post ANNIE: 21 Y.O IRISH/SWISS MIX, 36C, 125LBS, 5'7, BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYES. JESSIKA: 23 Y.O. NIGERIAN, 110 LBS, 5'5, PETITE, BLACK HAIR BROWN EYES. SUBIRA: 21 Y.O. DOMINICAN/AFRICAN MIX, 32B, 5'7, 115 LBS, BLACK HAIR BRITNEY: 20 Y.O, AMERICAN, 130LBS, 5'6, 38C, BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYES CALL 613 899 3095 FOR APPOINTMENT TONIGHT WITH THESE PRETTY LADIES. THEY ARE OFFERING EROTIC SERVICES.

"antlerman......you need help.........." While I can understand why most would be opting for this option; one needs to reflect that by reading the post, the replies and voting one somewhat legitimizes antlerman's weird obsession with nothing or simply reinforces that we are all fucked up. great "nothing" thread antlerman.

Hey Peachy here is what I would do: Walls - It is a myth that dark color paints are hard to cover up; the cheapest way make them black is to simply purchase a high quality primer/ paint combo. 2 coats should suffice. I recommend an eggshell finish as it will allow you to wipe the walls without smudging or leaving streaks. When it comes to paint over the black it would be better to put 2 coats of primer on then 2 coats of the color you chose to paint it. The key here is to purchase a high quality paint like Behr or CIL as the cheap stuff is watered down and has less adhesiveness to it. Pole - The easiest way I can think of it to simply anchor it to the floor and ceiling with a flange and building a box at the base to cover the flange. Now if this is all gibberish to you I've attached a website that is dedicated to helping great women like you build poles for the enjoyment of men like me. Once the supplies are bought you're looking at about a half day of work for the average DIYer. http://jaysilver.net/pictures/cosmo/2/stripperpole.html If you need more info don't be shy, anything to better this world. :cooter:

I'm sure this has been discussed before but I could not locate in past threads... What is your favorite song/ band to listen to when having sex? Mine is Metallica - I love the mix of fast and slower songs. :cooter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhryYbyTZ2M

She mentions reviews on TERB, I recommend you have a look there for reviews. No hits CK site for the number so that is a good start. :cooter:

Your in luck my friend like everyone mentioned the airport is right next to downtown; what this means is that most if not all girls offering outcalls will most likely be able to make it out your way. The one thing I love about Ottawa is the number of quality independent girls, keeps the middle man out of it and the quality is much better (based on my experience). If you want some recommendations just PM me and I'll gladly share. Good luck and have fun. :cooter:

Wow this thread is an eye opener; I've always felt it necessary to treat the ladies with the out most respect when meeting with them, have these guys not heard the saying "you scratch my back I'll scratch yours". For all the good guys out there (and I know there are a lot of us) next time you see an SP take a few minutes to make them feel special as we all know they have to deal with these types of a%$holes every other day. ...I still can't believe that ad the guy posted on CL... :shock:

I am a man of adventure but prefer trimmed valleys over the thick underbrush of the jungle.

I've been to Tanzania and South Africa but never the north east of Africa. If ever you do get a chance to go to Tanzania I strongly recommend the Machame trek up Kilimanjaro probably the most breath taking views you'll ever experience, the climb is about 7-8 days but is well worth it. As for South Africa not my favorite place very dirty and unsafe.

Wow I am speechless...

Thanks for all the hard work CK much appreciated, here's a little package from me to you...

I travel to NYC frequently on business and have been using street view for sometime now, excellent tool to get a visual of where you are going, parking, restaurants in the area, etc... as well spending 15min on it takes that bulls-eye of a tourist look off your face. While some may feel this is pushing the line on privacy there is no difference between this and me driving up your street. Trust me you give away much more private info in your trash then on street view and sorry to tell you but once your trash hits the curb its fair game for LE, private eyes and anyone else wanting to dig up "dirt" on you... http://csc.lexum.umontreal.ca/en/2009/2009scc17/2009scc17.html

My theory on the "other hand" it this: Good hand is that well experience, great rhythm, perfect control, knows how to to do it type of girl. Bad hand is that wild crazy one that takes you on a back-road ride with no suspension; its awkward as hell but man is it ever fun. :handjob:

Wow that is so unfortunate that you are a Jerry Jones and Romo fan. I guess on the bright side you can devote the entire 3hr game to your lady of choice as we all know Dallas will continue to live in meritocracy as long as Eli (also referred to as Jesus, because we all know LT is God) is steering the Giants towards another Superbowl. :butt: sorry could not resist the easy attack on my life long NFL nemesis; GO GIANTS

Luckily for me my favorite sport is beaver hunting...No but seriously I love basketball with all the hardwood, hoops and ball play...:butt: Great idea but I prefer burning calories for 3 straight hours with the ladies.

If you flip your hand upside down is that considered hand greek?

If I'm booking with my regular I'll book several weeks in advance; other times Mr Happy tells me when to make the call...

If ever you are in the big smoke give Brynn a try...

Given i live to work and work to live it is not surprising that i am reading "How Soccer Explains the World", anyone wanting to capitalize on globalization and wants a good laugh must read this book. A smart man discovers a cure for the common cold; A smarter man buys the cure and invests in Nyquil. :fes:

CL is to reliable SPs as the TML are to the Stanley cup...rare :-P

I once owned a Chevette and compared to most people I can say "my mileage did vary" as I got much more out of her. I'll never forget the 1st time she choked or the time she shook all over and spilled a little oil... Oh how I miss my little Chevette. :butt:

1st recommendation; while I know this is long over due and she has left the business for some much earned R&R I thought I'd share the great times I had with Dorinda. From our 1st "rendez vous" as she like to call it, I knew I found an SP that I would see multiple times and hopefully longterm. From her great personality to her beautiful eyes everything about Dorinda was perfect, she has a way to make you feel great. Out of respect I will not get into details, as I prefer keeping that between Dorinda and I. On our first meeting we chatted for about 10-15 min to get to know each other followed by a little foreplay to the enjoyment of both. Then it was into the hot tub, I can still hear her giggles (anyone who has been with Dorinda knows what I am talking about) we spent about 15min in the tub then it was off to the king size bed; I definitely enjoyed every minute of the remaining 30min and recall going past the 1hr by 10-15min without it being an issue. Following that "rendez vous" we bumped all others up to 1.5hrs or 2hr and I can honestly say we "played" like bunnies for all 2hrs each time. Dorinda was always eager to fulfill my fantasies from a mind-blowing slow striptease to specific lingerie requests: see military outfit on her website, etc.... I never once felt rushed and always left with a huge smile and wanting more. I do have to say her unexpected retirement caught me off guard and am only glad I still keep in touch with her even if infrequent. Guys of Ottawa we lost the gem of this city. :-(