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Veronica greeted me at the door. Her place was easy to find. She led me upstairs and wante the 'business' done first. She's not french - I don't know why I assumed that! She is, however, indeed the woman you see in her pics! Anyways, her body is toned, toned, toned. Her boobs are an enigma - they almost look fake, but they feel geniune. So either they are miracle boobs, or they were reeeeeeeeally expensive. I figure that I got a pretty good deal considering all the future spank material I can now access through my memory. S'cuse me now, I think I'll need to go to the restroom for 15-20 minutes.

A nude reverse means the MA is nude, and you massage her. It's fun to do this while you're recieveing the same. However, if the MA had a cold... stock up on Nyquil - you've got it yourself now! I can totally see how that would affect Maya's mood. She's not a bubbly ditzy type (she's not a phony) - her manner is very laid-back but her humor is dry. If you know how to get her to laugh or smile, she'll appriciate it. I've never had ANYTHING to complain about with her.

Maya (Lamora's) is no fs, no bj. Massage is $40, tips start a - get this... $20. I sh*t you not.

Awesome slide. I've never seen on online pic of her. I just kind of 'discovered' her off the street one day. She's a gorgeous Greek-Canadian. I'd guess she's 22-25? Long dark hair, smooth olive complexion - the kind of pretty face that stops you on the street if she were walking by dressed normally. You show up, she's there, and you think (Holy Shit - SHE'S gonna pull my pee-pee? Whoo-HOO!) Her body is as good as any of the pics I've seen on Jasmin's site (I've never been there)She's got a calm, confident manner meant to relax you - and it works. Too top it off, the pirces are better than ANYWHERE else I've seen in the city (and I've tried most - EXCEPT Jasmin's... so far)

For the guy who said Veronica types one-word sentences... what are you talking about??? I was chatting with her Friday afternoon on MSN. We've never met but for the hell of it she was telling me funny stories about getting caught for speeding on highway 40. She can be pretty funny. She didn't have to chat at all. Not once did she even mention us meeting or anything. Now what's not to like about this friendly person? She's very hot and I'm looking forward to meeting her. I'll give a full review with erotic details soon!

I second that! Veronica is the only one I've ever seen post here. Sh'es PM'd me when I was cynical, posted additional pics, all that takes effort. I too think that MSN chatting is kinda lame. Give the lady a break. I mean, just cuz I'd love to slip her one doesn't mean she doesn't deserve respect!

Hey... NOW you're talkin!!! I work close to the Den myself.

I appreciate the advice. I can't seem to find either emma or alexxxis on escorts-canada.com. Is there another site I should be checking?

Ain't that what this here thread is for? To FIND opinions on a genuinely awesome escort? In your opinion, who's the best currently working locally based one in Ottawa? I see reviews, and references to EC (ie alexxis) but I can never FIND these pics.

My realistic-ish escort dream is pretty simple. Having a gfe with an independant who has a pretty face, a nice bod and a great mature attitude (and who gives me a free bonus round due to my generously sized member).

What? You don't like the lightsaber part?

Would I be considere 'lazy' or a 'cop-out' if I merely answered 'ditto'? Though I would mind having one lick my balls & shaft while fucking the other. Oh, and since it's my dream, there's no such thing as STD's or babies or money, so BB and free all the way. I'd love one sitting on my face while another rides me and they make out, too. After my loins sneeze and the mood leaves, we all have lighsaber fights and battle it out till we get hormy again. Cool.

I see the name Ray Wolfe everwhere on this site. What is he? Rock Star? Cartoon character? Shaving cream brand???

After a string of hags I met a while back - I will ONLY see SP's AND MP's that I know what they look like. You never know. For example - thoe heading up to Lamora's for the first time - caall to see if Maya's there. If not, you could be in for an unpleasant painful foreskin-purpling treat from a woman who looks like the old Karate Kid teacher with a wig.

Holy Jeez Louise... this sounds like a wild, wild time. Too bad I wouldn't have a proper alibi to attend somethine like this - no matter how much I wanna. Hell, I'd call up Veronica right now just to get verified if I knew I could go. (Family & all, see). I LOVE parties of any kind. Me like make laugh. But a boner-inducing festy with potential Femmes de Fornication???). I can't believe I'm gonna miss something like this. Shucks. F#&$ a duck.

How does Jasmine & Friends compare to the perfect Maya @ Lamora's? Any MP's there comparable? Better? Who's the best looking @ Jasmine's (I love pretty faces - and I can't see them in the pics on the informative-yet-agreeably-fugly-site).

2 things in Veronica's defence; 1) I don't think English is her first language, so cute muances, etc. will not likely come across. 2) I've seen pics of her face - it's on other threads on this very board. I think she's pretty - I don't know what you're talking about. As for Alexxis - I can't say either way as I haven't even seen a picture of her or communicated in any way.

Hmmm. this is inconsistent with other things I've heard. Maybe you were being cold or rude first? Who knows? All I know is that from the PMs, emails and pics I've seen so far, I've been spelling her name in the air with my 8 incher in anticipation.

Pardon the Pesky Questions all the time... but what is the unmentionalbe RW site?

I think Veronica woke it up - she's the only SP or even MP I've seen post here so far... Hooray for Hot Boobied Perfect Bum-Bumed Gorgeous-Faced Veronica! (throws steamers and confetti while Mr. 8" writes her name in the air)

It's alive... ALIVE!!!! (scary organ music)

When I went to tRIPle AAA (once) she (no idea what her name was) was so cold and mechanical that I lost my woody - then she got all sulky about that! "Am I doing something wrong?" she asked in a bitchy kind of voice. Hey... do you think they read this forum? Do they care that people anren't happy or are there enough people going in and out of that place that they don't need to care about repeats? It's almost as bad as that "sit naked and watch the girl undress in another room for $215" thing across the hall. My F#$% that's retarded!

Dreamer, you'll HAVE to give a juicy report! PM me if you can... So far I'm saving my pennies for this one...

I'm a relative newbie here, I guess. I haven't been with an SP for well over a year, but I will say this - the Ottawa Sun is NOT the way to go. Hags a-plenty. I have been to plenty of MPs though. Nearly every one (except Jasmin's). So far Lamoura's (when it was Lyla's) and Oasis have been my best experiences.

Is that pic from one of your previous shenannigan-filled shin-digs? Do you ever go to strip clubs? Any favourite dancers?