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Peachka

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  1. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=59825
  2. We see SP's for gratification and SP's see us for $$$. Relationships outside of this rarely workout.
  3. "Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead."
  4. Actually, I've noticed that in Ottawa Grocery stores, the cashier always says hello or Hi, how are you? 'Do you need bags today?'
  5. I don't know why more guys (with much to lose) don't have a 'hobby phone' to use for SP contact. For under $40, it should be a prerequisite if you have a SO.
  6. ME has an ad on Escorts Canada. She will be back in Ottawa: June 19-23 July 20-22
  7. Karine is French Canadian with a Native mix.
  8. Angie of Angel's Touch/Paradise Spa used to give an excellent therapeutic massage but I don't know if she works as an MP anymore. The Physio students at Ottawa U used to offer therapeutic massage ($10 for 20 minutes) but the school year has just about ended.
  9. With the turn over in this business and new ladies entering it all the time you may never really get to this point.
  10. It sounds like you want a relationship so that is what you should focus on. You will always have 'the hobby' whenever you desire so why not take a chance? You may find someone who gets along great with your daughter! Also, your daughter is about to hit her teens and her independence thus giving you more time for a relationship.
  11. STEPHEN HARPER was visiting an Ontario primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. Harper if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy'. A little boy stood up and offered: If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playin' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy. Incorrect, said Harper. That would be an accident. A little girl raised her hand: If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy. 'I'm afraid not', explained Harper, that's what we would refer to as a great loss''. The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Harper searched the room. Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy? Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand and said: If a plane carrying you and Mr. Ignatieff and Mr. Layton and Mr. Duceppe were struck by a 'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy. Fantastic, exclaimed Harper, and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy? Well, said Johnny, it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either!
  12. I think there was a Seinfeld episode about this!
  13. I think Maxwell is referring to a lack of transportation during the day rather than a disability. ie The wife has the car to go to work. BTW if this is the case, you could be taking a chance here if you have noisy neighbors. A little research will give you your answer of which SP to see!
  14. I agree, the Sun didn't need to publish her stats, ad and cerb reference. Though, if I had never heard of cerb or Leanna, the article would certainly get my attention!
  15. Happy Birthday MG! Hope you get to indulge tonight!
  16. Listed here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=47742
  17. I think this may finally be the year of the 'Nucks! Bobby Lou & Stanley.
  18. I think it opens at 4PM on Sunday's...or at least it used to.
  19. It's an old saying that is still used, though it really doesn't have anything to do with the thread.
  20. Reminds me of the old line "If you want sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, between shit & syphilis!"
  21. I was at Fantasia (Richmond Hill) a few times during it's heyday in the 90's. It was a FS SC on a large scale, the dancers referred to it as 'the biggest whorehouse in Ontario'. We may never see anything like it again. The second time I was there I got a BJ from a dancer & when she finished she took out a wet nap. I thought 'great she's going to clean me up! Nope it was for her 'dirty knees'! Shortly after this, my friends & I leave & we are outside getting a sausage from the hot dog vendor while waiting for a cab. I had shorts on & I still had the condom on with my ball gravy in it, so I pulled up my shorts so they could see it dangling & I asked them if they wanted some special sauce on their braut. There's nothing like grossing out your friends at 3AM!
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