Hi, all!
Here's the situation. I responded to an ad on a dating site (basically not an escort ad) and got the following letter from the girl:
"I am of Danish background, with a model's face and the build of a Valkyrie.
If you cannot discern an opportunity, then I cannot help you.
Meeting is the best reality check. I am pretty but unemployed, making the best use of my looks and time to have some fun and get a bit of cash for it. I offer a full girlfriend service for $80. Again, I am of Danish background ... and exceptional in bed. I'm a nonsmoker, extra clean and well groomed. I also have a place for the time being. If you want to meet, let me know when you are available to meet at a downtown Tim Horton's and then to [blank] to your complete fulfillment."
Does this sound suspicious to you or is this the opportunity of a lifetime?
It sure does sound fishy to me. Your help would be appreciated.