PistolPete

I like my vegetables I see nothing wrong with the ad..do you?:lol: http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/The-PETA-Super-Bowl-ad-that-NBC-deemed-a-little-?urn=nfl,137112

Shit, I received a pm here on CERB then another one at my personal email address both from 2 local SP'S. Some bonehead out there in Ottawa has decided to use my name, handle to book appointments by phone. Let me make this quite clear to all of you great ladies. My 1st contact always is/has been by pm at CERB or by personal email to book my appointment with a lady. There is a couple of providers SP's and MP's that hand out there numbers, and sometimes I call, they already know my number. Ladies that do know me,I'm 6-4 so if a (short ass) sorry politically correct would be smaller guy, but I'm pissed! shows up at your door step you know it is not me. For the individual that is pretending to me..get a fucking life..your own. I know this has happened before, sorry for posting in this section MOD, but needed to be said.

3 movies come to mind A very young Mickey Rourke and Kim Bassinger http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mu8fxPwLkU Michael Douglas and the sexy Sharon Stone in http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=kHUJ1Fg9W4w Fatal attraction-loved Glenn Close in this movie, http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=IYpeKbHKVbU

Brook-Lynn has been highly recommended prior to us getting seeing one another. Our schedules previously just did not jive.I'm glad that I was able to share sensual time with this beautiful young lady. We decided that sharing the gift of sensual foreplay,it would be very erotic for both of us. :-D So, I brought some cut up fruit strawberries,blueberries,apples and canteloupe with chocolate dip and (my fav frozen cool whip), and a bottle of squezzable honey (you know the one it is a fat little bear shaped plastic bottle). While feeding one another fruit and dip, Brook-Lynn decided to finger paint some dip on my body, she of course assisted in the tasteful removal. Of course it was Pete's turn, and bad me I used the frozen whip cream, (Brook-Lynn giggled with her affectionate laugh only because it was cold in the area I was applying)Pete's turn to lap it all off! mmmmm-great! Pete got carried away and switched to honey, and kept teasing Brook-Lynn so she could feel the warmth and exhilirating thrill on being licked and sucked in areas that simply arouse the mind, body and soul. :-D We par-taked in the 69 position, the mish position, to the doggie position, and than finally back into the mish position.:mrgreen: We were two souls wrapped into some very deep sensual love making and it was fantastic! I probably ate 60 calories of whip cream (it was low fat) honey, with fruit, but burnt 600 calories making love to Brook-Lynn...it was most pleasureable. We had some long conversation, and we seemed to click quite nicely, and also clicked in the sex department. I thank you Brook-Lynn, you are a sexy lady and I look forward to our next engagement

After some very sensual/sexual activity with partner The mighty fine Roy to help her dream..or we just go at it again http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=kGFM1pY2dcw Always loved Sarah' singing http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=7CbAjj80NIM

Well then if you are leaving the country I bid farewell..and this song to you...:shock: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=QbN0g8-zbdY

On this lovely lady Yasmine, I've been with her twice in the past year, lets just say she will make you spaz, a real down to earth lady from the east coast that will keep you entertained, so yes she is for real! so are her B cups:lol:

Are you the freaking porn libarian or what??:lol:

Glad you gents admirer her,and got to see her! her pictures/web site etc shows a very gorgeous lady! But when you have the time to visit a lovely lady like Bobbi, who really gives a hoot about the price, I would spend 2 + hours with her if she came to Ottawa;-) BTW Happy New Year to gents in Winnipeg! guess no need to worry about mosquito's right now:smile:

delightful,sexy Mia has been gone for quite some time:cry:

Steeles is great and so is Studio9, seriously can't wrong either place.:mrgreen:

I really don't watch a whole lot of porn today, but used to when I was younger, BUT after watching a few of those clips-freaking WOW, especially the 1 igotaboner had submitted, like my signature below slap it baby 1 more time:boobies:

Dreamer, next time that I'm holding a drink in my hand I will toast you! take care, and thanks for your long time contributions here on the board.;-)

Saw lovely Taylor this afternoon, to take out the knots/sore muscles in my back, and she performed quite well! Taylor is a very affectionate,tall sexy lady with mesmerising eyes, beautiful full lips(on her face guys! com'on now:-D) and Taylor I loved the tattoos. The completion of my appointment, made my hair(and something else) stand up on end:mrgreen: Thanks Taylor it was a pleasure to partake in a session with you, and look forward in seeing you again.:mrgreen: BTW she completey agrees with the location area, too bad we could not get her a nice place on her own.

It was my all time favourite act in 2008;-), especially being with the very erotic/sensual/sexy goddess Paige, it was over the charts.:lol:

Hey Dummpy, Through the City of Ottawa there is a web site, you need to sign in/etc/etc... http://www.ottawaridematch.com

I might have 30 + posts of lovely women, but still leaves me with over 1000 posts, my intent of posting sunshine girls is to have look, not to bump my post counts..just thought I let you know.(p.s. I get another post count for answering your comment ;) ) Now just jump in the threads and ad your comments,you will boost your post counts as well.;-)

Well said Igotaboner, I've been doing this for quite some time now, and I will not visit a SP that will not allow DFK. :x So I take full responsibility for my actions, because the deep french kissing is a real turn on for myself, plus I fucking love it!:smile: I get checked every 3 months at your convienent drop in clinic. I have dental care every 3 months, have no gum disease, have great teeth, I shave my facial hair (and am fully shaved below) and shave every time I visit an SP, So I really like BBBJ/DATY/DFK...what is wrong with that if I'm doing my part.

The thread was going in the wrong direction, I wanted to know some of the financial costs associated with visiting a strip club. Yes the fantasy walking in the door years back was simply marvelous, because of the closed champagne rooms, and the freedom of choice for men and ladies back then. I really don't know if a open dance area in todays world, really I will assist the fine ladies if I can. For those that responded to my 5 questions thanks...and of course thanks to CK for his plead to help fine ladies in strip clubs.....buffett for 2 bucks:?: better set a day aside next week.:lol:

newbie to her, not my hobbying;-)

Well ROTFLMAO..thanks CK needed that!.. BTW I'm not that old:shock:

So if I go to a club, I could walk out less 200 bills, had a few expensive pints/drinks ,(where it is cheaper actually to buy a whole case/or bottle), be just a horny when I walked in..and then had to drop more coin to visit an SP. As I said in the a earlier thread in the old days like the Gypsy Rose, and other clubs, I could get lucky in the bar, enjoy a few cocktails, and leave satisfied. I guess in today's world, I should get the buffet as CK pointed out for 2 bucks, maybe 1 drink, and watch a show on the stage.;-) Wow things have changed...but then again so have I:boobies: