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antlerman

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  1. ok...I have been meaning to write this for some time.....actually it feel like way to long..... I just hope the lovely blooming flower of Dorinda can forgive the old fart I am....hehehehe Well....it has been a true adventure to meet up with D....we have tried over the last year to connect.....but with colds...flu......my schedule...then the disapearance of D....we never did get together.....it was torture with all the teaseing we had done by postings and PM's..... Then she returned...and the old anlter was ready to get back and try and set up a time....and we did...then we got confused of the day and time...we almost missed it again.......but alas...we did....and boy am I glad we did..... So you can picture a guy walking down the street.....bright sunny day....a bounce in his step....and a grin that only a true fellow hobbiest would understand........the grin of anticipation.......I am just glad I had loose pants and a strong underwear band.... Up I go...with present in hand and am giddy like a little kid...I knock....and then almost get knocked over by the stunning beauty that greets me.........wow.... So...we embrace..laugh..and I give her the something special I brought.....a bouquet of .....welll.....special flowers.......a true signature I plan to make a tradition...... So..what followed was.......bump...grind...tickle...squeeze...slurp...lick.....oooo...moan....hehehehe.....grab......thrust...pull....spin...laugh...drip....wipe....drink... But overall......one of the most interesting ladies I have met..she has fire in her eyes.....a bounce in her step.... I will say I left there with more of a grin....and I even left the parking guy a tip.....hehehehe I thank Dorinda for being who she is........and letting us be a part of her life...
  2. You get my support on this statement......thanks ladies!!!! Posted via Mobile Device
  3. You are a nutbar! And Is kleenex on sale this week? Eh! Posted via Mobile Device
  4. not many of you have seen this...in fact i can guarantee that none of you have seen this one........and I can also guarantee that it shoule never be remade...let alone the first release was horrible.... MY WEDDING VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. well..i for one would have a hard time growing th hair to be waxed......but then the thought of the pain followed by wonderful massage and release....hmmmmmm
  6. Artistic shots of kleenex boxes......in lingerie.....hahahaah Posted via Mobile Device
  7. Dummpy.......the eighth dwarf's cousin once removed....we will miss you........ Posted via Mobile Device
  8. You could have extremely well developed split personalities...... Posted via Mobile Device
  9. Hahahahahahahahah Or if you answer the phone "cerb headquarters" Posted via Mobile Device
  10. You know you spend to much time on CERB when you can masturbate while reading posts...... I heard that about a friend........ Posted via Mobile Device
  11. a woman fresh out of the shower...lick....slurp......
  12. Kleenex on sale.......... Posted via Mobile Device
  13. I gey told often that I have a chicken mouth........or is that a foul mouth.......... Depending on the criteria for best mouth I have also been told I have a loud mouth......... Posted via Mobile Device
  14. even though we have two eyes and we can cross them....look at cleavage and legs at the same time is not easy.......so I agree....with Charlotte.....
  15. I agree a lot with notch......outside attire sexy......evening and cocktail attire.....stuff that keeps you guessing... Slutty....schoolgirl......erotic dancer stage clothing....things that leave nothing to the imagination A full lingerie outfit with everything covered.....sexy...... Lingerie with open crotch and push up bra with open nipples....slutty Posted via Mobile Device
  16. yes....kleenex....lingerie....kleenex.....and then some lingerie for the lady...and more kleenex.....
  17. I for one am not afraid to use or mention my handle.....but I can see that some refrain from using it to make sure they get an encounter that is not based on a better review potential....or even the opposite....black listed for not posting a review or posting one that is too explicit That is my take on it Posted via Mobile Device
  18. Nike......just do it! Where the "it" refers to any one Tiger could find....... Hahahahaha Sorry.....could not resist Posted via Mobile Device
  19. Could not have said it better my self Posted via Mobile Device
  20. Damn I hate mobile!!!! But my feeling is this......if God or evolution, depending on your outlook, had wanted fingers inside a woman your hands would look like a grouping of little sausages and not fingers with nails......even society has made just about every woman's play toy smooth and gentle that goes in them...... So if you like it shoved down the end of your dick....there is a chance a woman would let you stick it in her..... Opinions expressed above are those of antlerman and do not reflect those of other members or cerb as a whole....... Posted via Mobile Device
  21. that was fast....not even a goodbye.....
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