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antlerman

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  1. antlerman

    sweet.....sexy.....
  2. ahhh I see a loophole here......sign the paper...and it is a marital aid...bt not on your SO........hehehehe
  3. Please read...... http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=26650&highlight=Nikki heheheehe
  4. http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/sexlaws.htm hahahahah Oh my God!!! "The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.".....which head?
  5. I can not agree with using a solom dayto promote a sale. People forget what these people have done...are doing....and will contnue to do....... And to see a retailer try to take marketing that much further...just shows how out of touch they are.
  6. we are not allowed to be happy here.....plain and simple....we are miserable...... OOps...tha's just me... you can add more than one in the body of the text....just not in the title....... :boobeyes: :arrow: :butt: :bowdown:
  7. nikki......antler.....mutau.......emma.......... Now that would be a mix.......:bddog:
  8. boy am I glad I missed that........I go into withdrawl when this place goes down......
  9. well..I never want to be left out.....so...back at everyone......
  10. Well done....well said...better than I ususlly do....
  11. one day I will stop masturbating.............. then again..............this theory about masturbation would explain why I am so fucked up........:???:
  12. I love the red head Gillian Anderson because she has red hair.....is a woman .....and has a vagina...... Do I win?
  13. go for it big guy......enjoy yourself........enjoy eachother.....
  14. Happy Birthday man........by the way....what does ED stand for?
  15. You guys list all these names of scary movies......you have no idea what scary is..... let me get you a copy of my first wedding video............that is some of the scariest shit around!!!!!!!!!!:twisted: it still gives me night sweats and bad dreams
  16. Jude only does massage......and from what I read by sirloras.....he is looking for FS...and a massage....
  17. Me.....:smile: on a serious note......ya right......what ever the lady is happy with...
  18. some of are....some us have been...and many more will end up in that place.......
  19. hope your day is "bang" on....and you do not go off "half cocked"............. have a good one PP
  20. may your bird cage always be full of.....well you know......chicks!!! have a good one :grin:
  21. I would like to thank all the ladies here on CERB for their efforts in making the posts for themselves so interesting and funny. Given that some do not feel the need to make their posts entertaining....some have difficulty in language barriers.....and other reasons.... I still like each and every post done by the ladies.....it shows some of thier personality. I do not find that advertising causes me to choose or alter my decisions......so there is no pressure from that point..... I just like coming here and reading the posts.... Thank you.....:bowdown: Disclaimer: - This is not a thread bumping or hijacking this or any other thread in progress or previously written - The contents or opinions of this post / thread do not necessarily reflect those of CERB or the other members of CERB - No animals were hurt or mistreated in the making of this thread. - All Kleenex used or considered were made from at least 20% recycled materials?.gross?. - Any puns in this thread / post are not always intentional?if they are funny?please consider them intentional.
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