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DAMN.....he has figured out our plan to keep him out:sm185:

Ok..why did I almost make the biggest mistake in my life?.....because I almost missed an encounter that I will have to repeat over and over again. I have been waiting and trying to see this vixen for a long time. So I had worked out this time.....with Eva...or at least I thought I had the date......but with the week I am having I got the dates mixed up....I was thinking yesterday was today and tomorrow would be the day after yesterday which would make ....ahh...crap there I go.... So I get this call from a very sexy voice...wondering where I am....My mind goes into a spin........oh my God.....Eva.......and here I am late and stepping into an unplanned meeting........she is wondering what has happened............I have never felt so bad or so ashamed of myself:oops: I promise to be there as soon as I can and promised again to be there or pay her no matter what........ I step into my meeting......"I am right.....all of you here are wrong....I expect reports on my desk with full explanations in the morning!"......and cut my meeting short and get across to her location.......... I knock on the door.......it opens......and I walk into the room only to be greeted by what I will call a vision of sculpted beauty.....:shock: there standing before me is the most firm.....toned....olive skinned.....sexy....curvy.....enticing creature I have seen in a long...long time. I apologize till I am blue in the face....she understands..but scolds me in a sexy way......hehehehehe8-) Into the shower I jump after pulling my clothes off like Superman in a phone booth. A quick rinse and off to the bedroom I go with my antler pointing the way like it is a needle pointing north........ On the bed is this Goddess :bowdown: stockings and lingerie....like she read my mind....WOW....... She invites me for a relaxing massage.....ahhhhh....what heaven to have this naked woman sitting on my butt.........oh she is naked now because she took off her stockings and lingerie while I watched:boobeyes:............. Her hands roam deftly over my back....bringing me back to earth...she stands up...so do I...and return the favor........ This woman has skin like a baby.....so soft and smelling so nice.......I can not help myself from doing my version of the antler-slide over her...taking in every inch of her..... From one foreplay position to another it was pure heaven........this woman would make the sexiest little noises while we were doing different thing.......it was like a angel singing in my ears....... Into some more serious positions we went:bddog:......DAMN..this old man could not keep his mind on things other than what was stuck on my antler.............one thing lead to another.......mating season is officially over!...... Then came the cuddle time......the post-coitus.......the afterglow.....she snuggled right up into me and we chatted and conversed the best way that an Anglo who can get by in French...and a sexy Quebecois who gets by in English can converse.......running my hands over her frame..... Eva is one amazing package in a small perfectly proportioned body......soft and sexy still toned and powerful.......the maturity and life experiences she has makes her a woman to be cherished and admired. So this has been one of the more intense satisfying sexual escapades I have been on in a long time....:D Eva.....thank you so much:-D:-D

oopsa missed CERB......

yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bddog:

I guess I was doing really well......................................:oops:

Oh...this is going to be a fun thread........:lol: When the wether is hot and sticky, tis not the time for dunking dickie, when the frost is on the pumkin, that is the time for dickie dunkin.

I am beginning to not feel so bad now..........

Who do you think gave me the idea.......hehehehehehehe Love to see you around Cat........

hahahahaahah would you call that......caned humor?

damn!.....I fell for that.......not only did I not taste salt.........I was asked for a date by one of the guys in the office............

I took the test 3 times.......and I am still not going to post my scores.........:oops:

http://www.spreadmagazine.org/category/blog/

I am waiting till someone posts a score closer to mine before I post my score.........I am so emabareassed........:oops:

this is what makes me love CERB so much......... MOD......you and your coowrkers do a wonderful job here...thank you..... And tyo all my fellow Cerbites...Cerbians..........thank you for making this a fun place...... now to wipe the coffee off my screen.....

I for one have a bit of facial hair....nothjing like Fidel castro....and not the old 5'oclock shadow......but I do use a good quality hair conditioner on my face and in the old pubes daily.........keeps them both soft and not to picky.......;)

so fa r s o go od It hin k

OCD....I know several friends with varied types of OCD......... Obsesive Compulsive Disorder my fear is turning into one..............:roll:

Tranquility Base....lunar landing experiance.............open the docking port as this bay is comming in to land:sm185:

penthouse action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya had to show me up!!...ya could'nt just let me have one all to myself........ jump in and make me fel so small..huh?..... no hard feelings...I would have done the same....heheheheheh

sit in the Rideau Centre food court and count the normal people..............

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........ladeis from cerb dressed as maids.........mmmmmmmmmmm............no cleaning required of course.....

dat was simply marvelous....marvelous I say...

just think......dream.......own the boat..invite all the ladies from CERB for a week.....you and all the women......glass bottom pool.......nookie room........mirrors!!!!!!:jackoff:

WOW.......Annessa...thank you.......:bowdown: You have provided me with a new theme song I will have to add it to my tag line here on CERB......