antlerman

Well...I have run out of my medications so I am getting a little on edge these days ........hahahaha..... Seriously.....I do not take meds......I am a fairly tolerant and patient person.....I take things in stride and go with the flow..... I read allot here...probably more than I should...but it is a great place to disengage from the daily crap we all find ourselves in..... Recently I have seen numerous threads about the economy......no-shows...the affect of the economy on the ladies.....the list goes on. But what has really been thought provoking and entertaining, is the ladies recent marketing strategies.......the way some of the ladies make their threads with pictures.....wording that catches your attention....catch phrases....etc.......the stuff that makes you think and wonder about them. I find this fun and entertaining and draws me towards their profile or web-page, and I bet others have the same feeling or results. Now I know some ladies have a bit of a language barrier....but it is really not that noticeable.......Well done to all of you, as you have been making us look and read more about you. Rant explanation: What my rant is about is what I have seen, at least on my side, is the influx of PM spam........ladies who send messages to your PM box who you have never seen.......or ones who know you have been to their profile......and then follow up with invites. I go to allot of profiles.....ladies and guys......it gives me a perspective on their participation and contribution to CERB.....builds a trust level in my eyes.....lets me look at the world through their eyes a bit. I do not enjoy being solicited for a date from the ladies unless I have asked them or previously shown interest by letting them know I am interested. This spam offer of a date actually turns me off from a lady...... I know times can be tough.....and there is sometimes allot of competition.....but I find it like sitting down to dinner and getting telemarketing calls...........or the door to door salesmen and charity organizations that knock always at the wrong time. We all know the rules and good practices here at CERB......all that the spam does apparently is bother the MOD and cause him to slap hands...or suspend accounts........or even boot users.........from my point of view that is.... Now this may put me on some sort of black list for the ladies....but if that is what it does then I guess those are the ladies I do not need to visit...... These are my personal feelings and do not necicsarily reflect those of the MOD or other users of the board.

OUSTANDING!!!!!!!:grin: someof the best I have ever read......:bowdown:

DAMN.....he has figured out our plan to keep him out:sm185:

Ok..why did I almost make the biggest mistake in my life?.....because I almost missed an encounter that I will have to repeat over and over again. I have been waiting and trying to see this vixen for a long time. So I had worked out this time.....with Eva...or at least I thought I had the date......but with the week I am having I got the dates mixed up....I was thinking yesterday was today and tomorrow would be the day after yesterday which would make ....ahh...crap there I go.... So I get this call from a very sexy voice...wondering where I am....My mind goes into a spin........oh my God.....Eva.......and here I am late and stepping into an unplanned meeting........she is wondering what has happened............I have never felt so bad or so ashamed of myself:oops: I promise to be there as soon as I can and promised again to be there or pay her no matter what........ I step into my meeting......"I am right.....all of you here are wrong....I expect reports on my desk with full explanations in the morning!"......and cut my meeting short and get across to her location.......... I knock on the door.......it opens......and I walk into the room only to be greeted by what I will call a vision of sculpted beauty.....:shock: there standing before me is the most firm.....toned....olive skinned.....sexy....curvy.....enticing creature I have seen in a long...long time. I apologize till I am blue in the face....she understands..but scolds me in a sexy way......hehehehehe8-) Into the shower I jump after pulling my clothes off like Superman in a phone booth. A quick rinse and off to the bedroom I go with my antler pointing the way like it is a needle pointing north........ On the bed is this Goddess :bowdown: stockings and lingerie....like she read my mind....WOW....... She invites me for a relaxing massage.....ahhhhh....what heaven to have this naked woman sitting on my butt.........oh she is naked now because she took off her stockings and lingerie while I watched:boobeyes:............. Her hands roam deftly over my back....bringing me back to earth...she stands up...so do I...and return the favor........ This woman has skin like a baby.....so soft and smelling so nice.......I can not help myself from doing my version of the antler-slide over her...taking in every inch of her..... From one foreplay position to another it was pure heaven........this woman would make the sexiest little noises while we were doing different thing.......it was like a angel singing in my ears....... Into some more serious positions we went:bddog:......DAMN..this old man could not keep his mind on things other than what was stuck on my antler.............one thing lead to another.......mating season is officially over!...... Then came the cuddle time......the post-coitus.......the afterglow.....she snuggled right up into me and we chatted and conversed the best way that an Anglo who can get by in French...and a sexy Quebecois who gets by in English can converse.......running my hands over her frame..... Eva is one amazing package in a small perfectly proportioned body......soft and sexy still toned and powerful.......the maturity and life experiences she has makes her a woman to be cherished and admired. So this has been one of the more intense satisfying sexual escapades I have been on in a long time....:D Eva.....thank you so much:-D:-D

oopsa missed CERB......

yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bddog:

I guess I was doing really well......................................:oops:

Oh...this is going to be a fun thread........:lol: When the wether is hot and sticky, tis not the time for dunking dickie, when the frost is on the pumkin, that is the time for dickie dunkin.

I am beginning to not feel so bad now..........

Who do you think gave me the idea.......hehehehehehehe Love to see you around Cat........

hahahahaahah would you call that......caned humor?

damn!.....I fell for that.......not only did I not taste salt.........I was asked for a date by one of the guys in the office............

I took the test 3 times.......and I am still not going to post my scores.........:oops:

http://www.spreadmagazine.org/category/blog/

I am waiting till someone posts a score closer to mine before I post my score.........I am so emabareassed........:oops:

this is what makes me love CERB so much......... MOD......you and your coowrkers do a wonderful job here...thank you..... And tyo all my fellow Cerbites...Cerbians..........thank you for making this a fun place...... now to wipe the coffee off my screen.....

I for one have a bit of facial hair....nothjing like Fidel castro....and not the old 5'oclock shadow......but I do use a good quality hair conditioner on my face and in the old pubes daily.........keeps them both soft and not to picky.......;)

so fa r s o go od It hin k

OCD....I know several friends with varied types of OCD......... Obsesive Compulsive Disorder my fear is turning into one..............:roll:

Tranquility Base....lunar landing experiance.............open the docking port as this bay is comming in to land:sm185:

penthouse action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya had to show me up!!...ya could'nt just let me have one all to myself........ jump in and make me fel so small..huh?..... no hard feelings...I would have done the same....heheheheheh

sit in the Rideau Centre food court and count the normal people..............

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........ladeis from cerb dressed as maids.........mmmmmmmmmmm............no cleaning required of course.....

dat was simply marvelous....marvelous I say...