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just think......dream.......own the boat..invite all the ladies from CERB for a week.....you and all the women......glass bottom pool.......nookie room........mirrors!!!!!!:jackoff:

WOW.......Annessa...thank you.......:bowdown: You have provided me with a new theme song I will have to add it to my tag line here on CERB......

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/yahoocanada/100818/canada/take_a_tour_of_russian_billionaire_s_300_million_yacht I want one........especially one with a "nookie" room

I am sorry to hear that.........:rolleyes:....I certainly hope you find it some day.......:lol:

escorts canada is the best place to start.....

Always.......John Goodman, Holly Hunter, Richard Dreyfus...........love that movie

Megan...well said

You guys have out done your selves on this one.....hahahahahahahaha:bowdown::sm185::sm185::sm185:

the term spinner always brings to mind an old porn movie....where the guy would place himself under this coffee table like thing that was very low to the ground...and poke his errect penis up through a hole in the middle......and the girl would sit on the table and he would spin her....very much like the sex swing that spins....... It brings a new meening to roter rooter

I think there has to be some clarification here. I go to an MP for a body rub......massage......pamering on me....and a nice release...with little or no effort by me.....I am the center of attention. I do not go to MP's for the extras really..... I go to a SP for the whole thing...when I am putting as much work and effort into the experince as the lady is......time with a SP is about the experiance of the time...

no...... it is a play on how I worded it..... If I only every masterbate and then say not......I am not saying I do not masterbate....I am only saying it is not the only thing I do......mind you...I do it alot...but .....oh crap never mind......I got to go jerk off to clear my mind:jackoff:

problem choosing? trying figure out who and when........ Never....I only masturbate........... NOT!!!!! to both comments

crap....I almost want to see him................hahahahahaah

superstitious?...me?.....ya got to be kidding.......I was born on a Friday the 13th!!! :twisted: 8) :twisted: :shock: really...this is my lucky day......now to find my lucky lay:bddog:

if it is on vibrate I will strap it to my ass and have it on constant redial from my office............:bddog:..........bzzzzzzzzz.....bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........bzzzzzzzzzzzzz

another way to look at it is he did prove that the emegency slides do work........................ and they are fun with beer!!.....

I have the same feeling.......so here is what I have done... In meetings I start by indicating that if you have personal communication devices (PCD) that you turn them off...if they look at them durning the meeting I stop the meeting like teacher does and bring attention to that person.....then if it happens again I will either cancell the meeting right on the spot and minute the interuption of that person....... I have let people take thier PCD into the hallway...then locked the door and they are out of the meeting....... I do not let people say they missed something or that it was not said because they were not paying attention.... in my personal life I politley ask that the PCD be turned off so we can interact or be civil......it works well.....I have walked out of a friends house when they invite me over and then spend time on thier PCD.......if you invite me over then you want to interact with me....if you want to interact with some one else...invite them.... growing up...alot of us survived and made it through the day easily without these devices.....so we can easily do without them while we are with other people. Now..if yu ask me to turn mine off...forget it...heheheheeheh:butt:

do not get me started on this........:twisted: Too late...... he is an idiot........I agrere with Flyer.....those slides are wicked dangerous......his actions could have easily caused a panic escpae from the plane injuring many people.... I see so much in common with this as I do with going "postal" or as known in Ottawa as going "OC Transpo"......the only real differanc eis no one was killed......lucky..... as for the passanger.....there must be some sort of charges possible for failing to follow safety guidelines on the airplane

why would you need open flame in a room with those two..........

If she is your ex.....then you got nicked......BIG TIME!!!!!

hahahahahahaha:sm185::sm185: 3000 posts....... 1,200 Comments and general input 1,000 Instructional and informative 750 Whip snapping and police work 50 funny............. :shock: Am I in trouble again???????????

Note to self.....must get some peel and stick tatoos.......real tough ones........dollar store ones.............:twisted:

I can not pick any one in particular......therefor I vote for CERB...for a funny award.......that way we all win........:butt:

Damn!!!...Etasman beat me to that one!!!!!

some people say I look like Hommer Simpson..........Doh!........