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antlerman

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  1. I am beginning to think Angela has somethig for dogs..........hehehehehe...... Soon we wil have to change the name of this place to "the Dog Pound"
  2. hahahahaha.......what does a wine skin look like then....?:lol:
  3. for me...... As you guessed it...yes masturbation......but not ALL the time... other things.....working in my shop building, repairing, handyman stuff.....really relaxes me. Becomming a couch potatoe and watching Discovery or History.......mellows me out.. I am looking into taking some Tai-chi training.......
  4. One line is that you constantly were tasked dealing with hard situations that required a delicate hand while maintaining maganagble time lines. sorry...that is just the goofball in me......
  5. Actually...that is all it takes to be called an elite member.........
  6. Oh my Dog.......I have been on the receiving end of those pranks......almost gor divorced before I got married over one event...........
  7. yipee...another breaks the post barrier.......congrats
  8. why...why would some one want this done to them..............I know there are alot of fetishes out there...I have a few myself.....but that one sort of bumps me the wrong way
  9. funny guy...real funny.......ha.....ha.....ha
  10. Now...if some one was to have a duo with you and your clone........would that still require a double fee......? I wonder about that because you are with one woman....not 2........they may be clones..but they are the same person...not twins....but the same person.... Which brings into the theological dicsussion of souls and cloning....... my brain is starting to hurt
  11. I lost my marbles......:shock: Has any one seen my marbles........................:confused:.......... antiques and some other iotems in a divorce......my family antiques.........
  12. yah...I used to black out while having sex with my ex......it was a safety thing for me........ and the dyslexic part.......so that is why some women have barked at me when I was comming....... I was yelling "Oh Dog..Oh Dog"... with my eyes closed.......
  13. worthy of Ulix's posts...and escapades
  14. Uh...HELLO!!!!... why do you think I have not lost an eye as of yet...... -Closing my eyes means when my hand slipps off I do not poke or punch my eye out -when the ol'antler goes...I do not get it in my eye...... -also....why would I like to see the woman laughing at the funny faces I make.....it is bad enough I hear them giggle........
  15. these are great.......I think I will copy them down...and make put them in my BB for referance......
  16. I did not have a blackout in my area.....and even if there was a blackout...and I was having sex...I doubt I would know........my eyes are closed usually.......hehehehehe
  17. uhm.........really........I would never have thought iof that.......what a great idea......heheheheeheheh
  18. antlerman sits in Lotus position.......humming a mantra......all relaxed.....no worries..... Best keep all of CERB that way....hummmmmmm hummmmm
  19. what does Mazda commercial say..............Vroooom...Vroom!!!
  20. I must be in my male-stration time......that brought tears to my eyes.......touching. if we could only do this more. on a lighter side...the father with the kid onhis shoulders....2:24 into it.......got some nice boobs in his face........:boobies:
  21. Well.....I have ranted...I have complained...I have been deep in tought aty times...... But I am in a bit of a strange mood these days......could be a little DSB...or some SRS....... But i have been thinking of great speaches.....or should I say Toasts.... The kind of toast you say when celbrating....remembering....aknowledging something...... one that has stuck in my mind these days....... "May all the best times of your past, be the worst of your future" I am interested in getting a nice colection of them....... "for let us raise a glass to those who are gone, but not forgotten"
  22. :confused: call me old............never heard of this things....or groups.....:confused:
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