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antlerman

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  1. we all do shift work in one way or another.....it is just to what extent..... I work from 07:00 till 15:00.......5 days on...2 days off....... but as most have said the longer the shift and more variable it is..the harder it is on some peoples sleep patterns
  2. POLKA!!!!!! good ole polka music does it for me......hehehehehehhehe the sound of a beer opening in ear ear also works........but then the sounds of a box of gognits opening......drool...... Seriously......I kind like classical music......build up to the grand ending stuff.....
  3. can you please clarify........ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duo you can count on the antler to take a poke at just about anything.....hehehehhe
  4. thanks for the offer....but the warm weather is here.......not there....heheheheheh
  5. hehehehe......now Obviously it is not tht shape of bananas you dislike.....but the taste......heheheheheheh
  6. I prefer to beat other things than the heat........:handjob: hehehehehe seriously......for those without AC...... http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=home+made+AC&meta=&aq=f&aqi=g1g-s9&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai= home made AC units.....simple...easy......and they work.......
  7. Damn......this is one thread I am really stuck with........ I can not think of one type of food I dio not like or would not try...... I mean I even would try the stuff they do on Survivor.........
  8. every man's dream revealed......"how to orgasm in less than 30 seconds" from the article "wham Bam" written by Tank U. Mam
  9. great prices...no service......just pay me....... crap...that sounds like my ex.........
  10. CERB......smallest dick award........ Quote antlerman's intelligent posts...........
  11. For me......many many times I do not release...but that is fine with me... I have menal orgasms and am happy when my partner has ben satisfied......
  12. do a search on the word lurker here on CERB.......99 out of 100 will be from me...hahahahahahaha Seriously....this happens to me and I politely inform them that once they have some sort of rep on the board I will chat with them.....but if they are looking for details then they obviously know what is going on and should post even some basic reviews and experiances...... And several I have talked to have done that and become good members..... I agree...go with your gut and then tell them to go and check it out..and review.....
  13. "Donations Now Being Collected Towards Celebrating "Get the MOD Laid Day"" hey wait...this might not be such a bad idea............hehehehehe
  14. shameful for you to promote CMJ like that!!!!! Why?...... Because I should be the one doing it.....hehehehehe nice.....nice simple shot
  15. I spent many nights at the Pink.....I grew up around there......ahhh....the fond mamories:boobeyes: I have had....ooops..memories.....
  16. Nice one Porto...good to see you are still around
  17. i miss my ex-wife........................:shock: but my aim is improving:twisted:
  18. call my SO....BITCH..... now do not get mad or slam me.....continue reading.... she likes it...... B..babe I..in T..total C..control of H..herself
  19. Uh....well.......you all know me well enough......to know what I would do.......... ..... ..... .... .... MASTERBATE!!!!!
  20. Add into that a video camera and you fit right in with a whole new catagory for the web....and could make lots of money....... yup...mine was coffee
  21. well I used the generator a couple of times inputting the same name...... Evan Lane so I had more fun and used female input with my name....... Angelique Hilton hehehehehe
  22. Green Jalapano peppers cleaned out...cut in half lengthwise....and Peanut butter placed inside....... Sweet....little zing......
  23. I will even wear my special thong...the one with the elephant trunk hehehehehehehe
  24. for those "cosmo" ladies...... http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/hand-job ehow...... http://www.ehow.com/how_2075056_give-hand-job-man.html a 5 page rub by rub description...with some dialogue video...Sexy accent on lady http://love.ivillage.com/lnssex/sextechnique/0,,traceycox_908l7j8j,00.html all from your resident master...bator!!!!
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