antlerman

Ahhhhhh.........Poor T....he has fallen victim to the cliche of putting a ring on a woman's finger cuts off blood circulation to her sex drive!......or is it the one food he fed her that inhibits the sex drive......wedding cake!

Well...some know that again?...I am selective on who I see and I do alot of research first.........Nikki was one of my selections based on the fact that I live life wanting to know more...experience more....and have fun doing it....and not die missing something. I have had a little experience before but was looking for more for my next attempt and Nikki fit the antler perfectly so to say. I made plans to see her and had some wonderful simple emails from fist contact that really put me at ease. So, I arrive as requested and was greeted at the door by what I can honestly say was a little forest nymph with enticing eyes a wonderful smile. I step in and am greeted with a warm hug and a really nice kiss??..what a site in a sexy little robe and heels and matching set of lingerie under. We sit on the couch and have some water while we get to know each other through some of the most dynamic conversation about every topic you could think of??and during this time her little robe slips open from time to time allowing me little glimpses of a truly divine body that starts to make me start to anticipate the upcoming events??? After a some conversation and a little making out on the couch I excuse myself for a little refresher shower?.she prances off in front of me leaving me to follow a set of legs that are a work of art from good diet and balanced exercise?..mmmm?legs?.. I actually walked back to the living room to strip as 1. The bathroom was a little small for me and my antler 2. I preferred to lay my clothes out on a chair instead of the floor. 3. I am not ashamed of my body?..so I strip and then headed towards the shower only to ge playfully stopped and groped and kissed?.I break away and headed off to get squeaky clean. Once refreshed I met her back in the living room for another one sided grope session by Nikki?.little tease she was being?..followed her again to the bedroom?? Now once in the bedroom the details stop there as what happens between adults should partially stay between adults?.but our time together was one of the most relaxing and emotionally comfortable times I have spent with some one. She put me at ease and controlled the events in a safe and relaxed way that allowed her to help me experience more of what I wanted. We went from interesting sexual activities to more dynamic conversation?questions?answers?then back to the activities?it flowed so nice for me?? She is very talented with her mind when it comes to the activities?I just wish I could have been more there for her?but I was not disappointed in any way and came out of there with a feeling I had a bunch of orgasms??. Will I see her again yes?..I will say her features and demeanor is all Lady and what some would call a tgirl?I would call ?all girl? I thank her for her understanding??being patient?..and her incredible lust for life. On a final note...I put down Lady as a catagory...as that is how I see her.....

Hmmmmm........I would like to be there when the few minutes are up!!!!:boobies::boobeyes:

for those who like to experiance life......you have to see this Lady........well worth it in my opinion......more to follow.........

oh my god that is gross.....but true.... OK....here is an idea if any one get three wishes from a Genie...Please make this one... Wish to have all the garbage that people have intentionally thrown out improperly, returned to them inside thier houses............in one shot! The sit back and watch the news for exploding houses :fes::butt::exagerefesses:

hey this is what I rant for...so every one can vent...... what about the people who empty thier ash trays o the side of the road at the stop lights...have seen that one to many times in my life.....

geez...I wionder what the French language laws are going to do to this one..........hehehehe

My rack is killing me these days........ I feel strung so tight that what I saw today caused me to SNAP!!!!!! You have seen me rant on politeness......driving.........and other things.....but what got me today was.......... GARBAGE?again I have ranted about garbage before...but this is stupid garbage.... I sit at my desk and am lucky enough to have aq window view.....well??.it is a window at least......but the view..... I look onto roofs......commercial roofs....buildings with AC systems....gravel roofs....roofs with all types of equipment.... And now today to make my view even more interesting is a....get this ready?.... A Toilette brush.....rolling around on the roof outside my window. Now the only way that brush could get there would be for some one to throw it out a window close by......what the F^%*%*&^% is wrong with people? I then go and chat with a friend and we get access to a few local roof tops.....low and behold the city of Ottawa has some interesting garbage on the roofs of some buildings..... And this garbage did not blow there...nope?..it has been placed or tossed there...... Bikes......pipes...abandoned equipment.....toilettes...yes toilettes....bags of who knows what.....cans of stuff like paint and other things....metal?wood?doors??bricks?.. But what is wrong with people who do this?.....are they that lazy?...do they not care about the work they do?....do they not care about what their actions result in..... I guess not.....so we will end up being buried by garbage...but not necessarily from the ground up from what I have seen.

just plain wonderful

your question is actually your answer......... Talk about what makes you feel comfortable......the majority of the ladies out there are so well versed in any topic you will feel comfortable in no time.

Main Entry: disabled Function: adjective Date: 1633 : incapacitated by illness or injury; also : physically or mentally impaired in a way that substantially limits activity especially in relation to employment or education Dis/abled I am....I am color blind......... This is something that limits my employment.......hinders my daily activicty....... Nikki, something tells me that your persioanlity and education will help greatly on this board. My hat goes off to each and every person who looks beyond any ones visable, or invisable, disability and engages them in living every moment in life! Try something....take a pen in your hand....write your name with your dominate hand.......now put the pen in your other hand.....and do the same thing.... Difficult? That is how some of us handle each day...a challange to be taken on....head on...no matter the end results.

Oh...he is "gifted" alright...there is no doubt about that.........:roll:

Damn solid body!!!

I prefer going back to Latin sayings..... EGO hobby quoniam EGO can.............I hobby because I can My all time favorite..... Qui can hobby operor , quod thse ut can non lurk Those who can hobby do, and those that can not lurk hjehehehehehehe

nope....the MP's in general do not post alot of pics here in Ottawa.....

Welcome Nikki......welcome.....

Now most know me as a clown and a bit of a goof here on CERB?..but I do get out from time to time. Well folks I am ashamed to say that it took me till now to see this sexy charming lady we know as Ava Jones??? Now I had been looking at Ava?s profile for some time??to long now I find out. You see, it was her recent photo of her in jeans that made me cream my jeans??I was speechless?and my pants needed washing so this is what happened?.. I was lucky enough to have some time off from a cancelled meeting and was even luckier to find Ava?.available. So simple to find her place??damn thing is that it was close to my work?..close enough I could have made it a lot more?..if I had known what I was missing?V8 Slap to the head here!! So I arrive and wham!!!....speechless again?little funky wrap around teddy thing?.cute little undies??and the mesh stockings and heels I had asked for?..covered up with a sexy black robe??well not really covered up?.WOW!!! Greeted with a sweet little kiss?I tingled all the way to my toes?.and other parts When you first walk in the door her eyes and demeanor takes your breath away??at least I could not breathe. I am introduced to her pets?.I love pets and she would have made a great one??I digress?.off they go and so do we?up to her bedroom?den of pleasure?..and what a pleasure it was to follow her?. I felt so relaxed with her?.put the envelope on the dresser and placed my phone?...watch?and other articles there?just like I were at a GF?s place. I sat on the bed while she stood in front of me and we chatted. Now I am a shy guy around women?yes?..me?shy?.so it was slow going?..we chatted about all kinds of things?..she stepped closer and stood between my legs?..I placed my hands on her hips and caressed her hips and thighs a bit as we chatted?.leaned in and placed my face between the most well formed, firm, lovely breast man has seen in a long time. She reminded me of Aria Giovanni ?..and as I told her one of my old girlfriends??. We hopped up on the bed and the fun began??kissing ?..stroking?..teasing??and other events?which will remain between us. Like I said I am shy and I told her I am more of a passive person?she thanked me for telling her and she did take gentle control??.I am not one for a sexual circus of positions?but I was surprised when I lasted such a short time?.but it did not bother me as we chatted and I found I really enjoyed myself in her company. I am really pissed at myself for not seeing her sooner as she fits right into my perfect woman category??eyes?hair?face?.attitude?.and the body?..wow?..what a bod! So it is with regret that she is leaving us here and moving on?...but I know that if she does ever come back?..I will go back???for ALOT more?.. I thank her for sharing a part of her with me??..:bowdown:

ok...now you have crossed the line.........lingerie.....fire place.......bear rug (wink...wink).....and Doughnuts!!!!! damn you are making it and me hard to resist.......

Again...anything type of substance that hinders your judgement is a tricky thing to try and regulate......

Just a note on how I have changed in my life here on CERB...... I used to jump all over people.....now..... I politely tell them that as much as I would like to give them some info I am affraid that without some sort of referance or CERB input I can not herlp them till they help others.......

Thank you Mod:bowdown: Thank you Mod:bowdown: All hail and bow to the almighty Mod:bowdown: I do not even get the shakes from caffine withdrawl as I did when I could not get on CERB

The problem is that for every 1 person who is 4/20 responsible recreationally...there are more that are not......that is the big problem. here is a chart with some interesting data..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test So I would be on the side that if the use of 4/20 was made legal if then employers would be ale to do screening for people who operate equipment that possibly endangers workers and/or the public, or are in positions where thier employment deals with the public in such a way they could endanger them. Doctors.....nurses..truck drivers...delivery drivers....taxi.....police......City workers who drive city vehicles (maintenance).......bus drivers....heavy equipment operators... Then you get into a whole other arguement of what employment poses a threat....... it is not an easy answer...

Now I know there are alot of members that see the ladies.......and some are regulars to the ladies...... Those members hardly ever show up...... LURKERS are the ones who just ask....pop in and out of chat....and never help out the forum.....

geez...this is a tech topic......I thought it was about what happens when you have gas:butt:

I have one word..... LURKERS!!!! and most people know my feelings about lurkers........:fes: