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KLEEENEX!!!!!! Someone pass me KLEENEX and fast!!!!!

do you have this one? http://www.misshollyhartley.com/

I have been holding this thought fo a while.....but in an Ian Flemming book the Author of the James Bond series....there is a description of Bond standing at the grave of his wife.....and engraved on the stone is the phrase..... Some love is dirty, Some love is rust, But the best love of all is lust......... I do think it was from the Goldfinger book.

Check for proper grounding......some of the older equipment is very sensitive to grounding. With all the new electronic gear these days, dimmer switches in houses, CF bulbs...there often is harmonic feedback on the lines. So..... 1. ensure you have aproper ground...by that make sure you have a metal rod and copper line from your panel into the ground or a good connection to the copper water line in the house from your pannel.... 2. turn off all dimmers and CF bulbs..... 3. also...turn off cell phones...blackbery.....devices when close to the older system.

jason....do not post craiglist links.....you will be beaten and abused.....and the system does not allow it..... did a little background check and the name and description is all over the web as well as good reviews.....but why would someone with such a rep go to CL?........ That is why I and many other avoide CL....often people steal others names and profiles to get business out of CL just my 2 cents

I would do nothing but treat her like that...all women are to be treated like princesses......

Oh my God.....why did I not start a thread like this....CRAP!!! Most of you know I LOVE to masterbate.....the Kleenex compnay I am sure has made millions off of me...... I do not even remember when I started.....I come from a very open family where we could talk about sex without guilt.....my mother bought me my "first" magazine when I was around 16....it was a Penthouse as she wanted me to see a more beautiful way to look at women other than the porn rags (Hustler...Oui.....) I had under my bed..... I have masterbated with many of my lovers.....it is great to watch and learn what turns thier crank as well as them finding out what turns mine. There is nothing of course as a good fuck...but when time is short....you are stressed...you can get that same endorphin rush by a good "Jack or Jill"........:jackoff: Masturbation is a great stress relief and a great way to learn how to hold off and enjoy. I could go on and on......I have been cought by my mother fucking my pillow....next day there was a bottle of unscented lotion in my room......with a little happy face drawn on it. For a jo9ke I emptied it into another bottle and went back down to see her with the empty bottle and asked where she got it....I needed more.......she laughed and Dad sat there and called me a perv......hahahahah.... Drunk in New York as a teeneager on a school trip.....I was getting blue balls from my girlfriend on the same trip......so I dashed up to my room......jerked off and actually shot out the window to the street below........some one got the "something about Mary" hair gell......

any one heard or seen this little cupcake? http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=20837 she has vanished.......:-?

and all the best to every one....I am going to go and listen to my favorite Irish tune....... Something performed by Canadian rocker Kim Mitchell.......

I have a question about the daylite savings......in respect to morning wood..... Now if we have advance the clocks by 1 hour does that mean your morning wood that usually appears just before you get up.........will appear about 1 hour after you are up and going? This cold be useful if booking an early appointment...... Conversly....does that mean in the fall when we go back an hour you wil be woken up an hour earlier because you wood thinks it is the "time"..... this is not an easy time for us guys!!!!

DAMN!!!!...oh my God!!

if you are in Ottawa...got to sprint computers..... http://sprintcomputer.com/ tell them what you want...have one built......best way I have found....you get the perks you want and not the bells that they try and sell at big box stores..... great service and no big sales staff things to worry about. bought most of my PC's from them........

look at the sultry look in her eyes!!!!:jackoff: Man oh man!!!!! SHWING!!!!!!!!

the real trick to beating jet-lag is to change your sleep patterns immediately when you get on the plane......if that is how you will travel. even if it is 10am in the morning your time and it is 10pm the destination you are going......plan to sleep according to your destination.....that way you will be in sync.......it works... if that fails....I tried something mentioned in Bruce Willis's movie "Die Hard" walk around on carpet and wuiggle your toes....it works.....or walk on cool grass outside and wiggle your toes........it works.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_savings if you scroll down the article...I really like the cartoon of uncle Sam........Get your Hoe Ready....hehehehehe the clock thing does not bother me......just like I have never exprianced jet-lag...and I have traveled around the world...and never get thrown off by time changes.....maybe because I never sleep........

could it be...... Nervouse about f'n for money...which we know does not happen as the money exchanghed is not for anything sexual...... makes me wonder........:?:

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kleenex in hand I look forward to your stories man.....:jackoff:

I use my handle all the time......or am I going to go blind using it so much?....... Oh well.....something tells me it is possibly the lurkers who are trouble makers trying to capitalize off CERB reputations.....but since they can not PM from a CERB account...they are getting called out on it........' CERB PM is a great way to referance....... Way to go Emma...call them out on it.....

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Kleenex...... now on a serious note.......I feel the best thing is the build up to the sex...the foreplay......plenty of foreplay kissing....teasing.....and the icing is sexy attire that both find good eye candy....

I will cut hair topless.......hehehehehe

Great lady...used to work at a place here in Ottawa on sommerset.......she has lots of experiance and is good.

as stated in your other post rule 1 do not post anything from Craig List rule 2 avoide CL as it is very unrealiable rule 3 do not post CL links..... The Mod will remind you of this also.....

rule 1 do not post anything from Craig List rule 2 avoide CL as it is very unrealiable rule 3 do not post CL links..... The Mod will remind you of this also.....