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  1. antlerman
    Got my curiosity here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 for those sexualy liberated.....Bi-athalon........
  2. antlerman
    Artistic and rythmic bed gymnastics I am damned if I can find anything with kleenex
  3. antlerman
    DAMN!!!!!!:shock::shock::shock:
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    Actually I am a meetiterian........not vegiterian.......meatiterian.....it is a choice in life......but I am proud of it....
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    Hogan's Hero's........... Shultz..............." I see nothing....!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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    do you not mean....." the mamories are still there".................. I am on a roll today!!!
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    - make sure my personal hygene is impecable - be in a good mood and exude fun and friendlyness.... And sacrifice small animals on my alter to the Gods before heading out, to ensure I have a good time.....8)
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    How true....... Gave my SO $250 one day after a nooner......not a pretty sight...my face that is....8)
  9. antlerman
    always the gentleman....always.....and usually the first...lucky guy!
  10. antlerman
    Really?....are you sure?...I mean I cold have sworn we chated a bit before we....no...no........on second thought you jumped me so fast it was all a lovely blur.........:bddog:
  11. antlerman
    4 buffalos and a pig remind me of my ex..........
  12. antlerman
    so have I...hehehheeh
  13. antlerman
    way to go man....but did you have to do it with Willy?.......
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    antlerman commented on MiaBella's gallery image in Converted Albums

    now that is sooooo...cool...I love this shot
  15. antlerman
    Well....now you have it all...I think..... Fresh breath.......and increased sex drive..... http://sexletsgum.com/ Approximate price is $12 a box of 15......3 pieces a day....starts geting exspensive
  16. antlerman
    dude......link does not work and you may get an infraction for trying to post a Craig advertisement............ they are automatically blocked from here...........to risky.......
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    I have the same problem.......but I have stopped crying about it....... STEVE....please understand.. I like your post and I find it interesting........I honestly would like to know the same....but alas...my online persona could not pass up a chance at a joke....................or was it a joke?...only the ladies can answer that........on second thought....they better not.....
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    Meg....many of us understand and show sympathy on this tiopic. There are numerous threads about it........ It happens...and it is to bad Ottawa is well known for it...... that is why a black list or grey list in the SP section is good for this......
  19. antlerman
    Kleeenex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. antlerman
    no chinees food places.....so there should be a few.........heheheheeh
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    wow...what a thought......scary...our ego's are too fragile for that.... I hate to think what mine would be like... Provider's Information Provider's Name: antlerman Provider's City: Ottawa Was the provider visiting this city?No Provider's Telephone: See website Provider's Website: See phone number Providers Background: Canadian country boy Provider's Appearance Overall Looks Rating: 3......he brushed his hair Appearance as Advertised: yup......too bad Breast Size: Man-boobs.......not too bad seen worse Implants? Had brad Pitt pectorial implants...seem to have fallen to his stomach. Provider's Body Shape: exactly waht you expect for a 45year old gone to waste Height: not sure...he did not get off his knees trying to thank me for choosing him Genital Statistics Unit Length: seen better...alot better Unit Thickness:standard for some one who has trouble getting it up Functional? Depends on what you want to call functional Cums? who cares...... Ball Size: does not have any...he was married and now divorced...Ex got them. Pubic Hair: none...he needs to keep it shaved to make everything look bigger......did not help much. Services Description Providers's Orientation: blocking the door Oral? would not shut up Covered Oral? I only wish Anal? Oh God was he ever!!!! Kissing? my ass the whole time! Session Description & Details Where did you find this provider? flyer stuck under the wiper of my car Would you see this Provider again? only on the street..then I would turn This Session was an: intersting one to say the least Overall Service Score: would not put one...men have fragile egos Session details: see comments above Summary: he would make a good heating blanket prior to getting into bed....then kick him out for more room. might do good at another career choice like folding news paper.
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    any scene for me!!! Hell I would be happy even to see Marg's twin sisters go at it!!!
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    my problem is there are too many big words in Bella's post.......:?: I have a problem with big words.......:shock:
  24. antlerman
    now that is a good video!!!!!!!!1
  25. antlerman
    dam.....any one gets in my bed dressed like a fuzzy stffed animal I doubt I would ever get near it.......
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