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make sure you book at an adults only resort. hey cater to every one ove 18...that way no "carpet buffalos" running around...... Blue bay in Cancun is good
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Celebrating 1 year of becomming "Annessa"
antlerman replied to Annessa's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I like the story line and history here......what I like so far is the names you have ended up with...... Think about a guy in the middle of an orgasm....if his face is not contorted in incredibly hillarious spams and unable to speak..they will try to speak your name... Annessa...I am so glan you stayed with this name......when stuttering it in the state of an orgasm...it would sound nice..... "Ann...Ann...Annn....Annnessssssaaaaa!" which does sound better than Chantilly...as that name sounds like the guy just came out of freezing cold water and his teeth are chatering... "ch..ch...chan..chan...chan......" Now we have Emily.......which sounds smooth...relaxing and sexy..... "em..emi....emilyyyyyyyyyyyy" Rianna...would sound like a car trying to start in the cold of winter..... "r...r..r....r.....ri..ri...ri...r....r....r...." and to think of it Brianna....sound like some one is cold also........ "b...b...br...br..br......bri....." and if you had kept Brie........it would sound like the poor guy is starviong and in need of food..... "Brie...brie...brie please...brie please....." so ladies.....well done n yur name choices. -
Nom de Plume - Cerb Handle Meaning
antlerman replied to belladonna's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
antler.....is a type of horn..... man......well...I do believe I am a male..... so....horny guy....antlerman.... -
I desperately need your xmas spirit
antlerman replied to buggernot's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
this is infringing on my territory as silly...odd..and strange.....I love it.......:bddog: -
this is not really a good endorsment really...........hahahahahaha
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contact.....pictures....please help an old techno idiot....hehehehehe
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I did AFF once....2 years and 1 date.....it was good...but 1 date. the chances of things working out are slim.....the cost adds up and that is why the hobby works better....... there is Lava........AFF.......and all kinds...but guys have to pay alot to keep in touch and the Ladies have all the choice........ at least in the hobby we have a choice.....
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hibernation...........winter.........
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I think I have dies and gone to heaven!
antlerman replied to BobbiInVic's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
crap....all you get in Ottawa is the souind of running water from the other room......cold and maybe hot air out of some vent........and the view of street people watering the buildings....... -
great ...absolutely great.....4 kleenexs for that one
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KLEEENX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Clean up in asile 3......KLEENEX!!!!
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colonoscopy - how bad is it?
antlerman replied to spaceykca's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
usually part of a doctors request....usually because you have bowel....stomach.....or other digestive problems....see attached http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/colonoscopy/ -
I have some Google Wave invites...
antlerman replied to JoyfulC's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
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this thread is by no means any way trying to change the hair color the ladies have..... this is just curiosity.......
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This just does not sit with we very well................I can understand the privacy concern.....but to have a website.......then have a pictures section and post fake pictures.............just not good in my books. There is not even a mention that the pictures are not of them...but are a close likeness........... I would rather have a nice explination / description of thier looks than be baited and switched by fake pictures.
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Best Album Award on CERB
antlerman replied to sexnonstop724's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I am self centered ...................... http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=1303 -
kbuck....usefulguy.......some one has already won...............:bddog:
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Vote here - valued member award
antlerman replied to mod's topic in Town Council announcements - public area
hahahahahaha -
Let's see your Christmas tree
antlerman replied to Mister C's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
ALL EMPTY NOW!!!!! -
Infractions and points?
antlerman replied to eagle70's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
points here are like your drivers licience points....it is a way of the Mod keeping an eye on you....if you loose to many they will start warning you......or suspend you....... -
old dog trying to learn new tricks
antlerman replied to daddio's topic in New to this? Things you should know...
it is almost the same way as posting in the threads..... Go to the city of your choice,.........find the recomondation section....either start a new thread or continue with one alrady started on one of the ladies. -
Thanks to every one at cerb!
antlerman replied to TracieGold's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
while I have not had the pleasure....thanks for the wonderful comments.......we try here at CERB to be a community..... -
The absolute Best bj in ottawa (2009)
antlerman replied to jimmy44007's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
what's a BJ?.......:confused:....heheheheh :bjs: -
2 to 4 hrs of fun - who to book?
antlerman replied to main_ST_Slim's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
fat bastards!!..we are available........heheheheh -
birthday party at pigales
antlerman replied to jimmy44007's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
well.....I was on stage many times in my life...some good .........most bad..... Good.....stripped down.....great action.....got hard...who cares..the ladies had a blast...guys were jelous of the action. Bad.....stripped down....they wrote on me with marker....large permanent bingo markers......whipped with belts leaving marks.......ice in underwear.....they did not give my pants back for 1/2..sat there in underwear for that time wet........lost shirt.....the list goes on. best bet.....go get laid first.....good SP....then go out with the boys...shoot pool....