antlerman

Damn, i thought this was about Home Depot or Canadian Tire and home improvement...... But as a sexual turn on for bdsm...... Both are close for me Posted via Mobile Device

I have some kinky thoughts about where to slide your card for POS systems....... Posted via Mobile Device

Jessie works at all the ALO Spa locations.... She is a fum little blond powerhouse. Decent massage. Posted via Mobile Device

I can just stand around and provide shade for those who do not like the sun.......and a place to hang your wet towels.....wink wink Posted via Mobile Device

kleenex.........freshly opened box of kleenex..... I could have gone with frosted jelly donuts.....

Risky Business...... or..... The Muppet Movie.....

I have actually had to learn to watch myself and listen to my body when it comes to stress. I have actually suffered a partial nervous break down due to stress. The doctor said i was lucky my mind and body reacted the way it did at that time... It could have easily become a heart attack. So now i know the early signs and deal with it by waking around the building instead of taking a smoke. Posted via Mobile Device

Masturbate and eat cheezies......which explains the orange penis......at least I hope it does...........

Lucky bastard! Posted via Mobile Device

You know i have tried alot of things.....but for some reason i never got to this.....damn....now i have one more thing to find Posted via Mobile Device

Hehehehe......it is a fun time for sure Posted via Mobile Device

The reopened place out Bank street looks promising ........ Posted via Mobile Device

for the ladies that tour....shemale canada website....very helpful

I am not going to choose one particular oon or even a couple........ Each lady writes what she thinks she likes and puts herself out there with every word. Posted via Mobile Device

I personally bring a travel size or a spre bottle with me all the time. In my briefcase.....in my car.....in my desk.....and especially when going on encounters. I make sure i apply enough to mask and not too much to be offensive to the lady when i step out of her shower. Posted via Mobile Device

Planning a wonderful afternoon with a sexy lady......take extra care to have the donation all ready..... Get myself sexied up......super hydrate and take all my requied vitamins (wink wink) and have it cancelled with only 10 minutes notice....... That kinda killed my special birthday treat for myself. Then not able to find a lady around to at least make use of the time and vitamins. Boohoo......... Had to be a bad soldier and give myself a dishonerable discharge instead.... Posted via Mobile Device

911 Need i say more Posted via Mobile Device

SCUBA around the area Posted via Mobile Device

Avoide nutrilawn and weedman...... Try Forevergreen same company as Vertdure. I have had fantastic results with them and thier advice is great. Also have the best grass seed i have ever used. Posted via Mobile Device

engage.......

God i love a good hand job. In fact that is a prime reason fir me in this hobby.....so mnay hands so little time. I love a nice long tease.....gentle play with the balls......slow long strokes......more tease to almost release.....then start again A hand job is not just up and down.... Alternate hand and finger styles and motions.... Nipple are a must for me......i am at the point of getting some light clams to bring along Then there is the area between the sac and hole.....lots of lube and glide over that area often....go from tip to hole in one motion Sorry i can not continue......gotta go practice on myself now Posted via Mobile Device

I am a little late with this, but it is May......the official month of maturbation. Let's all give a hand to celebrate this month. Please celebrate alone or with friends......your choice. Posted via Mobile Device

If she had a Timmies and a maple covered dognut i would have come in my pants Posted via Mobile Device

Ahh crap that is easy!!!! A good shit always feels great Fridays or mondays Posted via Mobile Device

Each and every one i get to have the pleasure of meeting has the best smile. Posted via Mobile Device