antlerman

location...location...loation..... In this case it is .... Position...position...position.......:jackoff:

MASTTERBATION........ my man...MASTERBATION....... Availabel just about any time...any location.....no tools..batteries...or special equipment needed........:sm185:

we have 2 months supply of kleenex offered.......do I hear any other offers.......maybe some gabage bags for disposal of said kleenex's......

I have seen a few posts about some one wanting a "sugar mommy".....or a "sugar daddy"...... Some one to look after them for thier hobby or personal requirements..... Now I am not one to beg...usually.....I may grovel from time to time.......but who doesn't.....? So..I thought to my self......:idea: -Golf tournement....naw.....too much work -Sell tickets to a "No Dinner Dinner fund raiser"...you just buy tickets..instead of giving money at the dinner.....but there is actually no dinner....(TV show Home Improvement)...to much explination for this.... -I could try begging...... -Sponsership for some one to give money to TOFTT...already tried by some one.... So instead.......why not sell my space at the bottom of each and every post I make..... You see some people have great signature lines....movie links...web lionks...songs...... But I have nothing......so I figured why not sell advertising space at the bottom of my signature..... So I figure we look at my post count when you first ask to put your advertising on my postings......then for every 100 posts I make, with your advertising on my post,......I get something.......:wink: So let the biodding begin.....what kind of offers...or services could I get in return for advertising options? ...now I know this will never happen:cry: ....but damn think of the fun I could have.....I mean EVERYONE loves my posts......:lol:...........

I am like Pistol...all the time with her approval....... I just wish I could do more..........

interesting....tag team rub and tug.........seems like a possible new Olympic sport next to golf and rugby!!!!!

another one bites the dust....na...na..na...another one bites the dust............

As Cowboy said....Welcome to the darkside........ It is not really the dark side.....as it more like walking into the light...as you feel like you have died and gone to heaven with the lovely ladies around here....... Have fun...enjoy.....

dummpy....the 8th dwarf.......who never sleeps......and can pay hommage to women like no ther can!!!!:bowdown: Way to earn those brownie points dude.......way to go......

Ya sure......as if!! Been ther done that.......thought the same thing once...then had a threesum......and WOW......did another one...... Thought..Ok I am done....wrong......now I am trying to find that one event all over again to make it end........ but it is like chasing the end of a rainbow.....beautiful...fun...but just out of reach

about 1,457,367 kleenex worth......... converts to about 5 years.......:sm185:

happy B-Day to a wonderful lady who makes her birthday suite a thing of beauty:bowdown:

Ya see......!!! Now this is what I am Talking about!!!! Sha-wing!!!!!...........:jackoff:I love exotic looks like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yipee!!!!........... PS....it is small "a"....not capital "A"......I have been mistaken for another person with a similar name before....

You understand and enjoy the jokes from T'Storm..................:lol:

man can I start a thread or what???????:lol: seriously.....can we get back to the ladies.........either here or in the fantasy world os soft core.............. Hey Pistol....there are ladies here on cerb?????:wink:

As we know Seymore has proven himself....if Seymore is actually a male;-)......that he is amazing at posting pictures of beautiful females...... Now I would like to challange him to another type of picture posting...... We have done...thongs...butts.....girls behaving "badly".......Asians..... Hell we even saw animated super babes....... But what about all the other wonderful races in the world....??? African decent Middle Eastsern.......(Arabic, Lebaneese.....) Latin Americans ........................................ Seymore.......I wait with a twitching mouse finger.........

another one has been lured by the force....mwhahahahahah.....

Seymore may be the posting God.......8) But I am the God of threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:twisted::twisted::twisted:

well...in following with themes of some of the other threads.... "girls behaving badly" "thong of the day" "babe of the day".................. I got an idea from one of the other boards....... Asian of the day..... Smoking hot thread comming I can feel it!!!!!

she is leaving soon.....going back home......

I am not hard to miss if you see me walking out of any place...... Wobly legs..........big grin...........dazed look.....and kleenex stuck to me somewhere.......

the kleenex please!!!!

average age is between 20 and dead......hahahaha you will not feel out of place...they are a sweet bunch and lots of fun

yah....like if that is possible!!!....relax???.....get real babe.......hahahahahahah