antlerman

I am back......damn I hate long weekends....... My internal clock is all screwed up...... I slept to much and I want to go back to bed.... spent way too much money.... And drank just enough not to remember part of it.....

Outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a nice long weekend to those stuck around............

Hell...I remember back in University (yes....contrary to belief I have some education).....I was going down the hall with some friends......our Philosohy teacher was behind us..... She was a Woman's libber and bra burning bitch from hell......She was an-earth mother who had hairy arms and legs....believed that no woman should rely on a man.....hard core type....mix that in with the look of a flower child in a peasent skirt....crap her tits were down to he belly button..... Anyway.....I was last through the door...and out of habit......I held it open for her.... "I am a woman, and I do not need a man to open the door for me" I stood in shock :shock: out of something I did that was just plain basic....... I looked at her...looked at my buddies.......asked her to step back...and slammed the door in her face.................:-P She came running after me and my buddies as we were laughing.....demanding an apology for my actions.....I laughed....looked at my buddies and said " have I ever applogized for slamming the door in your faces....??" Where they laughed and replied......"we are not women who are dependant on men for appologies!!!".......... She stood there in disbelief as we walked away laughing again......

You can go to just about anyu jopke store or even the corner porn store and get an inflatable sheep......great gag gift...... Reminds me.....I need to get a couple on the way home for camping this summer...not for me but to put in other people's tents....

welcome to posting!......nice one thanks

now that is an interesting thought....... just use the scratch and sniff method to see........:lol:

one for a cat?????8-)

wow....2 people in the same day getting to the 1000 post mark...fan-freaking-tastic!!!!!!!!!! Congrats bud!

Your welcome :-d

Love the picture.... Thanks to all...I would really like to thank the memebrs of the accadamy for thier support and beliving in me all this time.................blah....blah....blah.... .......I really enjoy it here...and it looks as if I will soon be able to give back a little more.....soon. The picture brings a whole new visual image of talking with your mouth full.......:?:

Well.....I have finally made it to the big 1000....yes...after months of useless postings....jokes.....questions...and even a few wonderful experiences that I was lucky to share.......I made it to the big 1000. So I figured, why not start the next bunch of posts off with a rant...a good rant...one that we all can relate to. A rant that is not about this hobby... The rant may be partially that I have not had enough coffee this morning?.or that I have had an exceptionally bad week??but a rant is a rant.....right?.....well....listen..... Common courtesy?..being polite??..basic stuff??.the things we have forgotten as a society. I am talking about the please?thank-you?and little things in life that can bring a smile to a face?..put a bounce in your step??and just make a day seem better. Here I was just arriving at work?.I park in the parking structure close to work, and get my things, then head to the stairs for the nice sunny walk down 2 flights to the street. Now being the gentleman that I was raised to be?.I see 2 other people coming in right behind me. So I open the door?push it in?step in and hold it open for the two people following me. The fist person?male..mid to late 40?s walks right past not even a nod or any thank you. The second a lady about a decade younger than the male, walks by?.brushing me as she does only have 3? of door open space to get through??gross?..as she does pass she actually is able to dislodge my pass from the clip and it falls to the ground. She turns looks sees it fall to the floor?.and keeps walking away?..!! What the &*^%^%(???????? So I bend over?...pick it up?and say in a loud enough voice?..?Sorry my fault?...I should be more careful when holding the door for people?.have a nice day??put on a smile antler?keep going?.. Then I walk outside and head towards my building?..I am following some people?..3 people in fact all going through the same door?..the first person holds the door behind him to allow the next person to at least get to an open door?.same for the next person??and they actually did a head nod to acknowledge the fact a little politeness was done. But what the f...k was with the person in front of me who slips through the door as it swings closed and into my f...k...g face!!!!!! Again?my sarcastic and caffeine depleted body speaks out???thanks for holding the door???..another reminder to self to smile?.look friendly??.smile?? Then as you head down the hall??there?..in front?..2 people walking side by side?down the middle??in a hall wide enough for 4 people?..only leaving room enough room to pass a 90lb frail skinny anorexic talk show guest on either side of them?..not nearly enough room for me?? It unfolds like a slow motion movie scene??..man I really do need coffee??. I keep my smile?make pleasant eye contact??give the good morning nod?..as we get closer?..movie goes to slower motion now?..they do not move........ I hold my line of travel?..my shoulder?2 ? from one wall?.leaving my other shoulder exposed for the obvious collision? screw them?I moved once?..they have to move?..common courtesy?.make room?? nope??here it comes!!!! I hold my ground?.slam!!!...Bash!.....POW!!!!.....just like the old Batman TV show?. ?Oh!.....I am sorry?..I guess I should have placed myself flat against the wall so the two of you could have progressed without interruption?..? ?Please excuse me for not being polite enough to allow you both the entire hall to your selves?..what was I thinking?.....? I turned around and went on my way..........screw them I am thinking?..all with a smile?.. I will hold doors for people hoping for that little nod of the head?or that word that even if spoken like a whisper makes the effort worth while??..?thank you??.I even get a shiver down my back when someone says ?thank you???thanks??.. I love it!!...simple courtesy??.being polite?.. I follow it with a robust friendly ?your welcome? So what is wrong with people?...........why not be a little polite?show a little niceness??common curtisy????pay it forward just a little??.. I wave at people who let me in to the line of traffic??.. I say ?Thanks??or ?Thank-you? I hold elevators open?.. I smile when in public? Hell?I even offer my arm to the elderly??(I am getting close myself)?when I see they are in any distress of an awkward situation. Am I just plain stupid? Should I just give up this hopeless chivalry? Do I need more coffee before I go out into the day?..???...

happy b-day dude......

Kisses from me also PP........heheheheeh but hey I was 9th out of 16...........not bad for a 1st time nomonee.......

that does it!!!...I am going to change my name to ....... Cabernet Sauvignon or Chiraz Merlot maybe that will make the women like me........:mrgreen:

I was debating having the Mod change my name......but this is my known hobby name.......it might create confusion......

thank you for that clarification...I was worried were to go swimming or relaxing.......

As fast as they can make ..........Kleenex!!!!!

or in my case........discount for less work involved.......:neutral:

That sounds like a challange!!!!!!!!!.........mmmmmmmmmmmm...........KLEENEX!!!!

2,000 Wow.....I want to grow up and be like you one day! Congrats dude...I am working my way there......

It is a great video..... yes I see a trend starting with youtube postings.......but they are fun Now...what if that union does not last.....???...will they post their Divorce parties also?????:twisted:

how do you send them again????

what if you are doing it on her bithday at the time of her birth?........... I prefer more the cougar.....

you really are a dreamer!!!!!! :shock:

I have blind taste tested many friends.....yes I have friends........on the tap vs. bottle......and the funny thing is 75% of them end up choosing the tap water as better..........mmmmm....