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antlerman

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  1. I prefer a nice trim......shaved to me is ok...but prefer a nice trim.....
  2. 4x4....not 2x4.....a.2x4...will break under the strain.......
  3. Pistol......I mean you are a legend in your escapades....but now to claim that you might get beaten for having a woman moan to loudly........you are one step closer to God..... As for me..I never have to worry about that....I can barely get a woman to drop her nail file during sex...let alone moan loud.......:sad:
  4. like the yellow pages.........your butt cheeks open up.....and let the fingers do the walking.......:shock:
  5. I can't wait till some one really gets to the bottom of this story!!!!
  6. rule of engagement!!! 1. eat healthy for 2 days before 2. drink plenty of fluid for those two days 3.have 911 on speed dial on phone 4. make sure will and testiment is up to date 5. avoide a full stomach or heavy foods prior to the visit..... 6.bring a 4x4 to stap to your ass for the second..third...fouth rounds... &...may the Gods be with you......
  7. oh my God...she is sick........?????....may the mighty powers above heal her swiftly.....!!!!!
  8. 1. yes...I do prefer brunetts 2. I can last 30 minutes when Masterbating......any other sexual act...4.5 seconds 3.I have never faked an orgasm...mind you Ihave never tried......:shock: 4.yes...body image does interfere....when I have the image of her body I am finishe din 4.5 seconds 5....I think mine was 10 to 15 years after the 16 to 20 age..... 6.I get told that all the time...by each woman I meet........ 7.the other 62% own a whole bunch of vibrators..........and lazy lovers..... 8.I admit to being in the 59% bracket....I am very weak when having sex.....dam near kills me.... 9.true...but the french women heard "organism"...and thought the pollsters were talking about thier husbands......english women could not stop laughing when asked...so the number is made up 10.are you telling me american men at 13 have 13 sex partners.........???????
  9. probe around the opening of the forums........use your fingers...there is lots of info...... I had to type that!!!!:shock:
  10. what is the last sound you hear before the pubic hair hits the ground? Pitoooeeee!!!!
  11. whaaa....whaaa...whaaaa.........boo...hoo.. all you saps out there........toughen up.......get a grip.....!!! this is a shameful waste of time and thread space to thank his.. thank that..... I appreciate this.... it is great fun to.... give me a break...... hahahahah...I love it too.........way to go every one......!!!!!
  12. the other board has some great reviews...and some not so good..........it is all chemistry.......
  13. inside.....drug deal gone bad from my information...........
  14. you can not post information or links back to CL...it is not a good idea...and it does not work here...... best do a search on the name
  15. well you see...I was....and still am..... flustered that spelled it wrong.....and in "EDIT" you can not change the title.....just the content...... and if the embalm could refer to my dead member after see it was a guys ass.........then it still applies.....
  16. wow.......here is another waqy at looking at it...... ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●● ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●● read between the lines!!!!
  17. does it come with a vibrating mode? or... can it be ordered with a light in one end for those late night trips to the bathroom? :lol:
  18. NICE!!!......very good idea!!! Thanks mod......... antlerman....aka....lurkerhater.......hehehehehe
  19. yes...T'storm has a perfect hair cut........he uses the Romco Flo-bee
  20. wow..I have been looking at her for a while...nice...review
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