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I can not take total credit for this.....got it from another board...but stillwe are wondering who is it? http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/funny-pictures-6c-20.jpg I vote for T'Storm........

Ottawa Sun news flash....... "Traffic was snarled up today around the Laurier Street bridge due to some unregisterd protest or gathering of people under the bridge. Seems police were unable to get to the center of the disturbance due to the amount of men of all ages blocking access. SWAT was called in but were also unable to gain access........several hours later the crowd did disperse.........all that was found was a sweet lady was being offered help off her knees by all the concerned men available in Ottawa"

Well there really has not been much here on Body Care. I have been going there on and off for a few years...and I love it. The place has recently been redone....recent as in the last year.....which we know is recent in the R&T business.... One shower...nice condition....lots of clean towels and tidy, the ladies do thier best to keep people from bumping into each other...... Most who work there are Latino and that is a plus in my books....love the accents.... Emily the owner.....wonderful lady with incredible RMT style massge....deep tissue...light touch....hot stones.....what ever you like....her attention to details.....warm (hot) towels kept close by..... Rosa....equally as good as Emily....in all aspects Recently I saw Sarah....sweet girl...around 25....Mexican....about 5'5 nice shape large C or D.....not spinner...but right all around. wonderful massage. nothing beyond the wonderful ending for me on first vists with a lady......but I hope... now her massage is well done as it is evident Emily has trained her....but this time this little lady actually crawled up on the table to get into the massage on my back area and shoulders...wow.....it was almost a body slide...but with clothes and RMT massage......and the finish was delightfull..... No I am unsure of the other on staff...but I have never been dissapointed there for quality massage and great finishes...... I forget the door fee...because I usualy just pay a nice fee and tip....120 to 160........ again?..always.....:grin:

holly crap man.....you are freaking ancient........! the average age is..........56.......... but with the mentality of 18......hehehehheh

were you in the middle of a multiple "O" when typing again????

great....you had to post Marge....now my little Bart is in the way........................!!

Men on the other hand......we apparently make the funniest and most odd faces around.......there is some movie that showed that once........

now that is the best challange I have ever seen........talk about 2 winners there........

this all depends on you.....alot of guys only use outcall..they feel more comfortable in thier own place...... maybe you need to work up a reputation with a few ladies before having them over...... it is a personal choice.......

ahhh...the green slave girls......gotta love that.........Kirk was the first person to do an interracial kiss on TV also.....

that picture of Michelle's butt is abolute perfection!!!.....it is even better in real life when viewed in a mirror..heheheheheh

i could quote this picture a thousand times today.......wow.....a freaking goddess................................!!!

you should see the look on my face...priceless........!

I bet I can point out Greece on this map........................

what about Madge?....she was the girlfriend of Moose........ Archie bumped off Moose by tainting his soda from Pop's place...... Moose and Madge had just finished a scam on veronica's family and scammed millions off them......but Archie and Madge had the Moose thing planned all along and they have run off.......... :-D

YOU ARE TRING TO TAKE AWAY MY FUN DUDE........ hahahahahaha

well...I will be the first to offer my services to install such swing...or at least a mounting position for the swing in her new place in Ottawa when it is set.....:razz:

Pike said it....Emily at body care........

actually heaven is a rest stop on the way to CMJ........!

now that is good........

you nasty little girl!

Well..... First...welcome...do not be nervous......we do not bite and the ladies do not either..unless you ask...hahaha I would suggest that you look for a lady that really peaks your interest....some one that you really like the look of. send her an e-mail explaining how shy you are and that it will be your first time....you will be amazed at how supportive and undersatnding the ladies are......... Even if you have a bit of a fantasy it might help break the ice a bit gfor you and not make you so nervous........ not to worry.....just remember...we all have been inthe same boat about being nervous at seeing a lady.......just do not back out.....as difficult as it is walking to the door and knocking....as soon as that door opens.......your life will be different.....

As this is good advice....it should rreally start with..... OPEN YOUR EYES

WOW...............and I do not mean world of warcraft.............just plain wow!

I think they do thier best in bed....somtimes on the sofa....(Emma).......maybe the kithcen table..............