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antlerman

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  1. as one of the most annoying outspoken people here....hahahah.....I would like to thank Sputy and belgbeer for comming forward to post something...... I would think that by doing this we might see some great things from these two.......what they have posted shows me there is some decent people still out there.... welcome both of you.....welcome
  2. Funny...I seem to hear that from the ladies..........:neutral:
  3. Thanks for the idea...I will give you credit for it...ut the royalties off the patent are all mine.......all mine.....mwahahahahaha PS... I voted for the last option also....hahahahaha
  4. this is a poll on polls........a vote on votes....... oh hell it is actually just another silly antlerman thing to do....... speak up.....cast your vote....or don't....... by the way...you can vote more than one option.......
  5. well....there actually is alot here...... if you use the search button near the top right of your screen and type in ......Pinecrest ......you willget alot of information. I could have posted all the links to the lists...but I really wanted to type instead....... good hunting!
  6. this is quickly becomming a neat thread........ladies..thanks.....:-)
  7. now.....ladies.......what type of suer power....not that you do not have them now.....would you like to have.... Keep in mind this should be a sexual-superpower....... -super squirter..... -invisability to give head or sex without the person seeing you..... ............................................
  8. funny thing about that......I find most women laugh at me while giving a blow job...........I must make funny faces ....at least that is what I am told......
  9. 11 to 30 for me...and those are the ones I know of.....there are more...but my incapacitated state of mind for a few years amy add up a little..........:shock:
  10. way to go man....but I would suggest you look on youtube for the video....I almost have it set up.....hahahahah.... way to go guys...give Ottawa a name as a place to have great sex....outdoors.......heheheheh
  11. some times even if you pay for it you do not get it....Ma-Bell...did that to me..promissed a certain speed.....then it got worse and worse.....each month I called them they adjusted my bill to reflect the poor service....but it got to the point I was as fast as dial-up on a DSL line.....go figure..... So I switched....rogers...does me well....
  12. If that had happened something tells me I would have found the secret to time travel....beuase she would have slapped me into the previous week.....
  13. All you had to say is that you were talking to your penis.......hehehehe..... after a great wild time of sex....I did slip....."well..that was pretty good"........you think you got slapped..I said that with my SO.........:-o
  14. extras can be found with the right lady...again YMMV...and the right cash.......as there is not much competition there...they get what they want...... samll place....kind of a mix between and old Brasserie...and a strip club...........
  15. It all depends on the finished product.........do they look bolted on or do they look good and real...I have met some ladies who you could not tell they were real or not... Frankly...I just love boobs.....
  16. glad you picked ottawa for your home base...even though it is freaking cold right now......all the best and lok forward to your years of experiance
  17. I sooooo....want to hit the "report this post" button.....dam you little man....dam you! the Dumpster has returned!
  18. and getting bigger by the second....... I am sure with the imagination Jas has...it will be a best seller....... for some reason I have Aerosmith's song of Love in an elevator in my head but using the barberchair as a replacement word.........mmmmmmmm
  19. Actually the best way is for me to think of sex with my ex..........:grin:
  20. my preffered method of delay of an orgasm is not to have sex.....which is quite often and it works well...... When with a wonderful woman.....it all depends...if I feel it comming I will try to pull out to change positions..... by squeezing the base of the penis I might switch to oral on her to relax a bit. or just stop movement and enjoy the warm feelings..... Then as a last ditch effort...I think of old ladies walking dogs and getting crushed by a falling piano......ya gotta see A fish Called Wanda to understand that..... it really boils down to self control........ mind you if you are tune with a woman...they can sense it and help......
  21. Giving you ideas?......you ideas?.........what about the rest of us...what do you think is going our minds.......?????
  22. depends on how much you owe.....and how big the attachment.........
  23. no...no...no....there are some people in this world not meant to be seen naked in public...I know...I am one of them:-D
  24. I have some great land for you to invest in......
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