antlerman

T'storm is a Lesbian!:grin:

Apex...if you are having issues with some one here...then let the Mod know what is going on.... he might have some input or help....

for me it is not only the little extra that might be offered.....I see PSE as a level of agression. GFE...cuddle time, soft.....kissing....talking..... PSE...more agreesive woman taking charge....doing the porn style action in the movies.....leg up..leg dow...bent this way...bent that way....plus what -Dirty Talk -Cum on or in anything (face, breasts, mouth etc) -Greek.....

develish in MTL....hot.....check MERB and MERC........

I sit corrected......

in the bathroom stall at work,,,,,,,,with some one peeing at the urinals..........boy I was horny that day

wow...deep totaly deep......

as a follow up to my earlier thread on my favorite topic these days....... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=9825 Where is the strangest spot or situation you have masturbated or have you been caught doing it.......

I guess this is not a deep thinking crowd......oh well

now I have had many a time in my life for playing practical jokes on people....as I have lots of time in my life so far..... Now this thread is about practical jokes you have set up and do.........ones that take some time to set up...ones that get not one...but gets the one in front of many people.... something like getting Punk'd....... so.....one of my all time favorites is this.... I had a friend who lived about a half hour away......nice house....but a little old and kind of creepy.... His TV was in the living room....where most people have thiers...but his was set in such a way that his couch was in front of the window....the TV on the other side of the room... So I picked up one of those universal remotes.....the kind you can program to any TV.....well I did that....and his VCR also..... I would go to the house when he was watching TV...change channels....adjust volume......randomly..while having a smoke..... I would do this every so often.......over a few days....turn the TV on before he got home...or in the middle of the night turn them on...and off just before he touched them...... he sent them in for repairs...thinking something was wrong.....he girlfriend was getting freaked out...he was already freaking out.... Did this for about 2 weeks......he started talking about it.....over beers...we told him he was nuts.....wa hard trying to keep a straight face.... Funny thing...he said it stopped....just like that one week......we never did tell him what I did....

.........they call you ....John......oops..........

seymore.....great comparison and thought.....

I really stirred up some topic this time......good.....funny thing is..........this is what I thought might happen......... This group is indeed special...in so many ways......:smile:

horny old men....hahahahah

is it great minds think alike.......or fools seldom differ....hahahahah

OK...I read alot of forums........and they are from all sorts of life styles. I truly enjoy the sexualtity of what lfe can offer..... now bask to the main topic.......forums.... I have started to see on alot of forums....special sections called.... "special members section" "top posters section" Sometimes the poster requires posts starting at 300 posts.....some I have seen at 500..... Now these sections are where some of the senior people can post or exchange information with people they know have contributed. Nothing brings me to a rant than newbies......chat-lurkers......who ask and ask...and nevecontribute.... It can seem a little social splitting.....but I would look at it as a place where special information can be posted for specials for people who have earned their stripes......

I know two sure things about women......and both of them are wrong........ I had one girlfriend that got off with just the lightest lick up and down...teasing.... Another nearly pulled my ears off trying to get my whole head in....... one.....well I divorced her...did not like it at all.......

wow...that was fast.... Are you done yet?..... you were getting me horny....... not that any of that has been said to me......

Body Basics on Riverside ....Rosa.....amazing massage......

well my friend...you have clearly open a new topic of debate on this one...... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=48632#post48632

Here we go again..... This time it is a question of philosophy....... I was recently posed a question from one of my fellow CERBians.... "If someone does not have sex for a day ( 24 hrs ) does that make him a virgin again? In other case if that same person does not have sex in a week ( 7 days ) or even 40 days ( lent ) is he a virgin again? Antlerman you are the expert can you elaborate? I'm confused. " Now this question is one that requires great contemplation?.. - Is it time that can make one person a virgin again??does time heal all wounds sort of situation?if time does heal?what is the time frame and how does one measure it. - Or?.is it something of a mental state where time and self awareness are combined to elevate one?s own being to another level or a reincarnated person allowing them to experience loosing their virginity over again? Now I ask my fellow Cerbians?..male and gorgeous females to contribute to this great theological question of the day?..

what ever rings your bell......and we should change your name to BAV.....Born Again Virgin.....hahahhaa

welcome keysotne....young Padiwan........the dark force is strong....but to know who you are up against...... - look at escorts canada.....see who appeals to your little friend. - check out the recomondation section for Ottawa....read them all.... - do searches for names...(3rd button from right at top of screen below the adds) - contact the lady of your desire...... - be polite.....be careful not to be explicit.... - tell them before hand that this is going to be the first time....and believe me....you will be taken care of.....

well...I was looking for peoples own thoughts......as the internet is so easy to find stuff......clic.....copy .......paste........ Oh well...there goes a fun thread............ I guess I will just have to stick with my all time favorite.....MASTURBATE

If you are looking for a massage....then go to a regitered RMT.....if you are looking for "other"......I agree with Caveman