antlerman

Crap that looks like a real CERB workout party.......:lol:

she is doing nothing wrong.....

ther should be a line..... 0 none that I know of o non that I will admit to....... hahahaha

almost every day....twice sometimes..........it is a great stress relief after work.......I should buy shares in the kleenex companies......might make some extra cash.....:grin:

there is a good little joke in there somewhere.......

After all this time....I think the green jacket is out.....I think it should be changed to something like "pimp purple"........"blue-balls Blue"..........."

Seymore.......the rules have now changed.......there are no more rules.......tap it boy....tap it!!!

you look at the stats for this board. 15,961 members ....wow.... 2,649 active........double wow..... I did a fun look at the members list.........................silly how many people register......drop out....set up obvious multiple names...... just one of those silly things that bugs this guys head.......I guess I need to have my antlers trimmed soon....

0-53....sounds like my dates going through high school.......

please do not share that part of it with us............

dee....this just shows you how good a parent you are and how well adjusted and well brought up your kids are.........

hahahahaha......yah...most women would say we think with our lower head........hahahahaha

Now beth is great...no doubt about it..but do not limit yourself forever to one sweet lady.......besides....we need some time to see her ourself......:-D

I have not been on chat long enough to see that for myself....but I can see your point.......very well......it would be a shame to loose that aspect of chat into pure marketing cam shows.....

I feel there is also the situation of different levels of "service providers" Look at those high priced private escorts you see and hear about...the ones who work only the top levelks of society the ones who work the circles of top polotictians......diplomats....and exclusive elite parties. Thise ladies get unheard of amount of money and gifts due to the circles they work in. Then there are the ladies who tour around that we often see for $500 to 1000 per hour hour.......they make a living due to the clientel they work with..... then there is the range that most of us work in........$200 to $500........ please note that in no way am I judging a person on their looks....service or what they deserve........it is just certain level of clientel can afford different prices and location is another key part then the last street walker level........ now I understand the cost of living index increases......but I do not feel it is tied to that as much as it is tied to what I stated above.........all depends on the circles and where you are working.

Mod has the numbers right on......I love my wide screen.......and I do heavy gamming on it so the speed is great........

it never hurts to put something there saying..."Yes I agree with the reviews on her so far...great with me"............it gets your voice out there and can help give you some credentials for future questions. Great attitude...that is my whole point......we like to share here..... 6r9......you are so right in what you said.........and Emma......you as always have great points..... I just want the Chat-Lurkers to give back a little what they are getting out of all this..........

now I finnally got into the chat room..........not because I did not want to...but I did not really have a chance to...... but now that I am there it is fun...and interesting......... What sort of irks me.......yes IRKS....bugs...annoy.....bother....find troublesum......are the amount of people who go to chat...and are not even around in the forums..........Chat-Lurkers I will call them As I am in the chat room...I like to see who I am there with...so I run the Caht-Lurker's names through CERB as we chat......many of the names are low posters or even zero posting lurkers..... It just seems strange that they present themselves in chat.....sometimes get info and hog conversations...but have no input to the forums with thier experiances............ Like I said it kind of irks me...........

E.D...... i think if you book time starting now...and see a lady....then your name will be entered for a extra half hour next time they are in town......it has nothing to do with previous posts.....John's comments are reflecting that he is rewarding people who contribute to CERB when they visit with the ladies now......

thanks....and I agree with you...nice effort

ED..... book with a lady and your name is entered in the draw....John will anounce the winner the night before your appointment for an extra half hour. OGFE.......http://www.originalgfe.com/.......

Happy Patties day...... did you hear about the new non-alchoholic beer in Ireland?........new...it only has 20% alchohol.

she can find my Lucky Charms any day....after all...they're magically delicious

this all depends on the amount won........ 1 million...would be hard to do what alot of you are sugesting...... 5 million would be a better amount to deal with tha above noted requests..... 10 million.......now that would be a party...but no one would know because I would be gone without a word.....

Well...I am not from Vancouver...but as you asked for other input...I will give you my 3.5 cents worth. 1. do you prefer to go to a massage parlour or to see an independent masseuse, and why? This all depends on the mood set by the atmosphere.....I do not like the clinical massage place type...vinyl floor....small rooms.....fake real masage place feel...I like the relaxed spacious lounging areas...something that gives a soothing feel 2. do you prefer massage oil, powder, and which kind? (I use a body cream, because I found oil too messy.) Now this depends on what is going on...body slides do need oil or a good lotion....oil I feel is better on a HJ.....lotion is not bad for a HJ as long as the lady pays attention to keep it well lubricated.......powder......not really sure about as I have not had one withj powder yet. 3. what kind of finish would you prefer? Handjob? Blowjob? Full service? (this won't change the fact that I provide handjob only, just curious) and why? Well....If I am going to see an SP...it will be FS and or a BJ because that is what you are going for.....but with a massage I prefer the HJ as it is all about the technique of the ladies hands and abilities........I like the feel of not much in control when having a HJ...letting the lady control the when and how of the release....where as with FS...the man can be more in control......2 different situations..... 4. do you prefer music or silence? and what kind of music, if this is your choice? I prefer nice soft music....solitudes....nature sounds....I am not into eloevator music or alot of singing stuff...as it can be distracting. 5. do you like candles? Candles are nice...scented possibly....but proper lighting does set the mood better....be it from candles or nice dim lights 6. do you prefer a nice chat with the masseuse or want her to be silent? this all depends on the connection between the two....a good attentive lady will know when and how ofter and what to talk about.....or just humm and moan lightly.... 7. do you prefer a bubbly personality or should she be more businesslike? Friendly...welcoming.....personable.....business like can be cold 8. do you want to touch and if so, where? MMmmmmmm....touching is some times what some people need to help...as for me...I prefer to be focused on the task in her hand....more than what might be in my hand....but sometimes I like to gently caress a little but or lower back...as it can send signals as to how things are progressing or how tense the situation is..... 9. is there anything in particular that has bothered you during massages in the past? elaborate :smile: surrounding noise....as in other clients...doors opening and closing...phones....I prefer quiet soft surroundings to sooth and relax and keep the attention focused. 10. what part of the massage is more important for you? Deep massage or the erotic part? I like a nice medium to deep massage to start follwed and intermixed with the sensual tease and erotic touch.....mix it up......what is nice is after the release....just some tender soft body caress to ease out that last built up tension..... 11. How long do you want the handjob last? Now that is something that all depends...if the tease and massage build slowly to the release...it cah last a few minutes....but I like a nice long HJ mixed with extra teasing....build it up..then let it go...buld it up then relax....sometimes to much of the HJ action can partially numb the penis..... 12. How do you like your penis being touched? Is there a certain part that is too sensitive? How about the balls? I persoanlly love to have my balls caressed and played with while a HJ is going on.....spread the feeling around the whole groin area. Long strokes...followed by a few quck top end moves.......the part that can get too sensitive is the part of the head closest to the male body...the crown on the inside of the head...the underside of the crown...wow.....that can be the best. 13. After ejaculating, do you want her to continue or to stop? After the release....a nice warm towel placed over the groin followed by some gentle massage movements going away from the groin does wonders....do not jump to the clean up......let the feeling subside and gentle caress and light tickles moving away from the groin works great 14. is there anything in particular that is a major turn-off for you before, during or after the massage? Turn offs.....as mentioned earlier...noise.....intense conversation....mechanical actions....."how about the flip now"......instead of "baby.....would you like to turn over now...mmm..." Now keep in mind..alot of this is all personal preferance and I did post my ons and offs......but I hope this helps......now I have to go and find some one to help me get this tpoic out of my head.....